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Title: Lent...
Post by: THX on February 22, 2007, 01:20:10 PM
Anyone giving up anything for Lent?  I\'m not Catholic but I saw the movie 40 Days & 40 Nights.  Basically the guy gives up anything sexual for 40 days, including splooging on himself.

How many days do you think I can go w/o doing the same?  I\'m on day #3 now. :running:

/whore
Title: Lent...
Post by: Paul2 on February 22, 2007, 01:34:15 PM
so, what is the longest days you haven\'t play yourself yet?
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on February 22, 2007, 03:28:40 PM
30 seconds
Title: Lent...
Post by: THX on February 22, 2007, 04:57:39 PM
longest in memory was 10 days.  Then all hell broke loose.  anyone do better?
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on February 22, 2007, 05:58:29 PM
Quote from: THX
longest in memory was 10 days.  Then all hell broke loose.  anyone do better?


I never made it past 10 days. Though I didn\'t do it as much when I got to school at first. Then I discovered my campus p2p software and downloaded lots of porn :jb:
Title: Lent...
Post by: Eiksirf on February 22, 2007, 06:35:41 PM
Yeah, a thread about Lent. Didn\'t expect it to go in this direction, heh.
 
Good for you. Good for you.
Title: Lent...
Post by: clips on February 22, 2007, 09:09:08 PM
the longest for me has been like 2 weeks,... with me workin\' nights it\'s kinda hard to get that off on the reg. especially with the kids gettin\' older, even quickies are becomin\' hard to come by...and when the quickies do happen, i gotta be quiet as hell..bah! married with children!.:mad:..:p....Only time i really get to put it down right is on the weekends...:fro:....i can properly give the wifey a sample late at night when the kids are sleep.
Title: Lent...
Post by: Viper_Fujax on February 22, 2007, 10:18:42 PM
have to say a week for me..at least that i can think of

was away from the house for a while and couldnt bring myself to doing it in someone elses place,lol.

i havent given up anything for lent since like 5th grade
Title: Lent...
Post by: square_marker on February 23, 2007, 09:39:52 AM
i\'m giving up caffine
Title: Lent...
Post by: GmanJoe on February 23, 2007, 10:51:43 AM
I\'m sacrificing a bull....and eating it every Friday.

I\'m Catholic. I used to give up stuff...but ya know what? That\'s what the pope asked us Catholics to do. But I\'m not a fan of most popes. I\'m eating whatever I want. Coinsidentally, Long Johns Silver looks very tempting these days. :p
Title: Lent...
Post by: Jar O Pickles on February 23, 2007, 06:45:13 PM
im giving up worshiping satan
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on February 23, 2007, 06:46:49 PM
Quote from: clips
the longest for me has been like 2 weeks,... with me workin\' nights it\'s kinda hard to get that off on the reg. especially with the kids gettin\' older, even quickies are becomin\' hard to come by...and when the quickies do happen, i gotta be quiet as hell..bah! married with children!.:mad:..:p....Only time i really get to put it down right is on the weekends...:fro:....i can properly give the wifey a sample late at night when the kids are sleep.


Really? I would have thought that masturbating habits would dwindle some when you are married. I thought that a wife would replace your right hand ;) Guess I have a lot to learn, lol.
Title: Lent...
Post by: Blade on February 23, 2007, 08:00:25 PM
Lent is so silly!
Title: Lent...
Post by: CHIZZY on February 23, 2007, 08:22:09 PM
I\'m giving up fucking jesus in the ass with a panzerfaust for lent... I think he will appreciate it.
Title: Lent...
Post by: Samwise on February 24, 2007, 12:08:28 AM
Quote from: Titan
Really? I would have thought that masturbating habits would dwindle some when you are married. I thought that a wife would replace your right hand ;) Guess I have a lot to learn, lol.
Didn\'t you know? When you get married the wife doesn\'t feel like she has to service you anymore. :laughing:
Title: Lent...
Post by: Blade on February 24, 2007, 10:30:46 AM
Yeah. For women, sex is just a way to lurk you into a commitment.

Also... the sky is blue, grass is green, and Edward James Olmos has a voice box stitched together by microscopic elves.
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on February 24, 2007, 03:57:34 PM
Women are manipulative. I drove home from college yesterday to spend the day with one then drove back to make it to lacrosse practice. I think I\'m already whipped.
Title: Lent...
Post by: THX on February 24, 2007, 05:12:18 PM
Day #5, nuts are filled.. fighting to keep the mind empty

will update you as more details cum in
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on February 24, 2007, 05:31:17 PM
you can\'t make it 5 more days ;)
Title: Lent...
Post by: THX on February 24, 2007, 05:42:12 PM
that sounds like a dare harry :sleep2:
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on February 24, 2007, 10:17:16 PM
You have to show us proof too.
Title: Lent...
Post by: THX on March 26, 2007, 12:34:43 PM
ok 1 month has come & gone and I\'m still going strong.  This must be a record for PSX2C, I\'m famous for something :fro:

I\'ll tell you the good Lord must have a sense of humor because I\'ve set up more dates in the past one month than I have in the past year lol.

2 more weeks to go, wish me luck u horny azzes
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on March 26, 2007, 12:48:41 PM
*cough*bullshit*cough*
Title: Lent...
Post by: CHIZZY on March 26, 2007, 12:54:32 PM
no shit...I get laid alot, and still whack it thinking about getting laid.
Title: Lent...
Post by: Samwise on March 26, 2007, 01:05:58 PM
Have fun jizzin\' in your dreams. Because that\'s what happens when you don\'t blow your load on a regular basis. :D
Title: Lent...
Post by: THX on March 26, 2007, 04:00:03 PM
i\'m passed that stage, i\'ve drilled a hole in my matress for comfort since I lay face down
Title: Lent...
Post by: Jumpman on March 26, 2007, 04:12:41 PM
everyone who posted on the first page is a flamming homo-sexual and i dont like u

ur now all on the list
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on March 26, 2007, 07:25:52 PM
Jumpy, I think you\'re just covering up your own homosexuality ;)
Title: Lent...
Post by: (e) on March 27, 2007, 01:12:07 PM
I swear I have read that insult before...

hm

oh wait its just this forums infatuation with flaming homosexuality being reinforced once again by repeating the same jokes over and over again! yay
Title: Lent...
Post by: Samwise on March 27, 2007, 01:21:25 PM
Shut up faggot.
:gay:
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on March 27, 2007, 02:13:52 PM
I\'ve heard that one before too.
Title: Lent...
Post by: THX on April 10, 2007, 03:44:28 PM
mission accomprished.  where\'s my prize.....
















































































































































































































































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Title: Lent...
Post by: Evi on April 10, 2007, 04:20:33 PM
That\'s cake batter. Yeah...that\'s it. :confused:
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on April 10, 2007, 05:03:59 PM
Have any wet dreams?
Title: Lent...
Post by: THX on April 10, 2007, 07:04:45 PM
try wet daydreams.  that movie was spot on about the experience, especially random wood at work lmao.  personality changed too; seemed to take more chances w/women.  i prolly wouldn\'t have got my new clubbin crew without holdin off:

http://marvelmods.com/pics/clubcrew2.jpg

so that\'s about 41 days, who can break the record... clips ur up..
Title: Lent...
Post by: clips on April 10, 2007, 08:17:04 PM
Quote from: THX
try wet daydreams.  that movie was spot on about the experience, especially random wood at work lmao.  personality changed too; seemed to take more chances w/women.  i prolly wouldn\'t have got my new clubbin crew without holdin off:

http://marvelmods.com/pics/clubcrew2.jpg

so that\'s about 41 days, who can break the record... clips ur up..


did you forget? i\'m married....41 days is nothing when you\'re married....:D...heh j/k....i gotta give it up to you tho,....most of the time it\'ll be like 5 days before i\'m ready to explode.....much RESPEC!...:bow:
Title: Lent...
Post by: Samwise on April 11, 2007, 03:15:57 AM
THX, you\'re my hero.

In your honor I will now repeat this experiment.
Title: Lent...
Post by: THX on April 11, 2007, 07:11:47 PM
if you go over 41 days i\'ll seriously make it worth your while  :69:
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on April 11, 2007, 08:13:41 PM
Quote from: Samwise
THX, you\'re my hero.

In your honor I will now repeat this experiment.


You won\'t last the day.
Title: Lent...
Post by: Samwise on April 12, 2007, 08:28:54 AM
Quote from: Titan
You won\'t last the day.
Pfft, I haven\'t spanked the monkey in four days now.
Title: Lent...
Post by: Titan on April 12, 2007, 08:46:37 AM
Quote from: Samwise
Pfft, I haven\'t spanked the monkey in four days now.


Its been like 4 hours for me :D
Title: Lent...
Post by: Knotter8 on April 15, 2007, 12:03:10 AM
Actually... imo, masturbation is more fun without orgasm.

So, no orgasms for you anymore :p