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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: fre4d4 on March 07, 2007, 03:51:50 PM
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You guys are gonna love this one, i have been battling a sinus infection for about a month. I finally got on a antibiotic that works, well two fridays ago i was using my mother in laws bathroom. I got up but could not get my brace to lock, so i stumbled over to the sink figuring i would lean against the cabinet and lock it. Well he he i ended up stumbling and smacking my head on the door just below the door knob and scraped up my shoulder pretty good. Yes for those who are wondering good solid door 6 panel pine. By the time i hit the floor the door was open and mommy dearest is swearing up a storm. See i did not break the door just broke the door casing and tore the door jam out. Dam woman did not speak to me for a day and a half
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It wasn\'t your fault you fell. I would have thought she\'d understand.
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:nopics:
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1-cut a hole in the box
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Vid
Jumpman im gonna beat you both senseless with my irish cane.
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I\'m going to sum my thoughts up in 1 sentence...
Your mother in law is a twat
She should know of your situation, and as such, should know your limitations as an individual.
If anything, you should be suing her for injuries sustained from poorly provided amenities.
If you need a character witness, give me a shout.
:)
I\'m drunk, I\'m going to bed...
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I\'m drunk, I\'m going to bed...
i\'m drunk snow and can\'t fucking type. well abrey tipe
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Thank you cerberus, i sometimes think my mother in law and my wife share the same brain. I hate to say that but it\'s true, i have to walk on egg shells cause i might hurt her feelings. Done that many a time usually does not speak to me for a day or two. But thats ok the silence is not that bad
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When a woman doesn\'t talk to you for a day or two, its like a minivacation ;)
Mothers and daughters I\'ve noticed are a lot alike, even when they don\'t admit it. My mom is like her mother and most of the girls I\'ve been involved with were similar to their mothers.
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Yep oh i agree, and after last night im in the dog house big time. Forget it guys im not coming clean way to emmbarrassed. I will say i was home all nite alone and i did not get drunk puke and fall again. Other then that im not saying a word.
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Why? Did you get stoned?
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Ah No my friend
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Ok changing subject the other day i went to get my pump adjusted. So now it is at a even 400 micrograms a day, going to take a couple days to see how it works. The same day i renewed my licence, the only cruddy thing is i had to give up my CDL, That my friends was one of the toughest things i have ever had to do, i mean the hours of studying for that thing and testing. Shit now it\'s gone, i have a regular licence like everybody else but i have incredible memories.
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Why did you have to give up your CDL?
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Unfortunately titan, my entire left side was effected by the stroke. And i need a handicap plaqard, so since i cant climb up into a truck any longer. Also i cant push in a clutch anymore either, so it had to go. Yes my friend i was a bit sad about it, but the cool thing is i can still drive a car.
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When you drove trucks did you witness lots of road head? Tell us some stories...
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Road head yeah you could say that lol. Nothing more so then the lot lizards, if you didnt lock your door they would climb rite up in the truck. Possibly wake up and find something in your bed, or worst case they would empty your walletts. Freindliest girls i ran into were either in georgia or the florida pan handle. In the restaurants they would bring your check lean over so you could get a good look at the goodies and ask, and mean it anything else. Thats when you usually got to sleep in a real bed that night lol.
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Road head yeah you could say that lol. Nothing more so then the lot lizards, if you didnt lock your door they would climb rite up in the truck. Possibly wake up and find something in your bed, or worst case they would empty your walletts. Freindliest girls i ran into were either in georgia or the florida pan handle. In the restaurants they would bring your check lean over so you could get a good look at the goodies and ask, and mean it anything else. Thats when you usually got to sleep in a real bed that night lol.
I always would have liked to drive a truck for a eyar or so just to see the country and meet some crazy people. I\'ve heard crazy stories like that.
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Titan i really enjoyed my time on the road, i saw 95% of the country. I think the only states i did not hit were north and south dakota, the state of washington. I think the freakyest thing i saw was donners pass. It\'s the main mountain pass connecting reno neveda, with sacramento, california. 40 miles up to the top the same down. At the top of the mountain there is a monument as to the grusome past. Do a google search, and you will see it was the first recorded case of cannalibism in the united states.. There is nothing more spooky then being up there at say midnite or 3 am with nobody else around. Talk about chills up and down your spine,
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I finally got on a antibiotic that works, well two fridays ago i was using my mother in laws bathroom.
I got up but could not get my brace to lock, so i stumbled over to the sink figuring i would lean against the cabinet and lock it.
Well he he i ended up stumbling and smacking my head on the door just below the door knob and scraped up my shoulder pretty good.
Yes for those who are wondering good solid door 6 panel pine.
By the time i hit the floor the door was open and mommy dearest is swearing up a storm. See i did not break the door just broke the door casing and tore the door jam out. Dam woman did not speak to me for a day and a half
Who are you? Inspector Clouseau? :laughing:
Sorry I\'m late for the party but this thread just made me laugh! :laughing:
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You know what gman i was laughing to but my mother in law was not, in fact she yelled and screamed
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You need to kick her in the vagina.
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My friend she is not worth it, we yell and scream then she doesnt say anything for 2 or 3 days
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Kill her.
Or if you don\'t want to me and you can make up arrangements via pm. ;)
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The woman is actually nicer at times then her daughter
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I am not doing to badly, just got my pump refilled with no complications. Also i got my medicare card so nothing is holding me back from heading to florida
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I have been hanging in here trying to make things work. But honestly guys i screwed up entirely my fault, and i think it\'s time for me to leave massachusetts. I will pop in once im settled.
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Whur ya going? mm is looking for a roomie to share his basement.
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his mom\'s basement, thank you.
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I appreciate the offer but anywhere i go needs to be handicapp accessible. So i think florida is still the plan, my parents did their bathroom all over for me. Save some money buy a little house or something.
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I am just waiting for the tax refund to come in so i will have a little money, dont want to leave with nothing in my pocket.
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You could get a job as the only strip dancing crutch man. That is....if your member is long enough to be used as a crutch.
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What a stand up piece of help you are Gman thanks my friend.
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Yeah, Gman is pretty worthless, isn\'t he ;)
I am just waiting for the tax refund to come in so i will have a little money, dont want to leave with nothing in my pocket.
I got like 140 back from my tax return. I\'m spending it on a concert. I\'m taking this girl I\'m good friends with. I\'m spending like 95-100 for the ticket (ticket plus fees) then 40 on food and booze and other things ;)
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What a stand up piece of help you are Gman thanks my friend.
I\'d put a dollar on yer garter if you danced for me.
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Wow a whole dollar, dont tease me . BITCH LMAO
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Wow a whole dollar, dont tease me . BITCH LMAO
$20 for a lap dance! :laughing:
Just make sure you don\'t poke me in the eye.
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Oh sure, i don\'t even get dinner you cheap skate lol