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Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 17, 2007, 08:46:23 AM
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Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Jumpman on April 17, 2007, 09:02:26 AM
Mounted lol.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Eiksirf on April 17, 2007, 09:19:43 AM
Hehe Internet hookers.  Good for her.
 
Stringy haired ho.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 17, 2007, 10:47:24 AM
Grade A Ass for the Trailer park world.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Sara on April 17, 2007, 12:09:08 PM
"but suffice to say if I find any of you in-game I will be killing you 280% faster"

Haha...that is moderately amusing.  Two people got laid and she got her gold.  Can\'t fault her for that.

I, however, would not do her.  It\'s the bangs.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Viper_Fujax on April 17, 2007, 12:25:50 PM
Quote from: Sara
"but suffice to say if I find any of you in-game I will be killing you 280% faster"

Haha...that is moderately amusing.  Two people got laid and she got her gold.  Can\'t fault her for that.

I, however, would not do her.  It\'s the bangs.


why do you think they made bags?

to carry shit?

i wonder if herpes are part of the cost
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Sara on April 17, 2007, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Viper_Fujax
why do you think they made bags?

to carry shit?


you no makey sense
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Viper_Fujax on April 17, 2007, 01:25:57 PM
put it over her head
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Coredweller on April 17, 2007, 01:47:28 PM
It looks like she has a comb-over.  Maybe she\'s a cancer survivor.  
 
WoW players are creepy.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Jumpman on April 17, 2007, 02:25:12 PM
Her jugs are decent. Round, her arms appear to be adequate too.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on April 17, 2007, 06:16:44 PM
i don\'t see any milk?
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 18, 2007, 04:24:51 AM
Quote from: Sara
"but suffice to say if I find any of you in-game I will be killing you 280% faster"

Haha...that is moderately amusing.  Two people got laid and she got her gold.  Can\'t fault her for that.

I, however, would not do her.  It\'s the bangs.


She gave up her poon for a video game money. It\'s like playing monopoly and you decide to give all the players some head for half their monopoly money.

Clearly, this girl has zero self esteem. But she does seem to have enough shame to be upset about her picture getting posted for being an easy lay for fake money.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 18, 2007, 04:49:08 AM
http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29454&highlight=robe

Remember this? :laughing:
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Joker on April 18, 2007, 07:08:40 AM
cock of the infinite!
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: THX on April 18, 2007, 07:49:29 AM
that girl is GROSS
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: CHIZZY on April 18, 2007, 08:14:38 AM
Quote from: GmanJoe
She gave up her poon for a video game money. It\'s like playing monopoly and you decide to give all the players some head for half their monopoly money.

Clearly, this girl has zero self esteem. But she does seem to have enough shame to be upset about her picture getting posted for being an easy lay for fake money.



my lady & I played monopoly the other night with these rules:

Everytime you land on "GO", remove 1 piece of clothing

If you both end up on the "just visiting" jail space, you make out

If you land in jail together you screw for a while

Rent can be paid in oral favors....

It\'s lots more fun that way.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 18, 2007, 08:35:30 AM
But she\'s your wife. :p
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Eiksirf on April 18, 2007, 10:03:45 AM
Quote from: CHIZZY
my lady & I played monopoly the other night with these rules:
 
Everytime you land on "GO", remove 1 piece of clothing
 
If you both end up on the "just visiting" jail space, you make out
 
If you land in jail together you screw for a while
 
Rent can be paid in oral favors....
 
It\'s lots more fun that way.

That\'s fun. So, people can actually be happy at the end of a game of Monopoly now.
 
Also, that other thread was hysterical. I don\'t remember seeing it the first time around. I forwarded that to a few people, heh.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 18, 2007, 10:30:11 AM
Quote from: THX
that girl is GROSS


Jumpman likes her. I wonder if he has a robe and wizard hat.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Jumpman on April 18, 2007, 10:44:49 AM
I have neither but I am a supreme level 10000 wizard.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 18, 2007, 10:47:01 AM
Quote from: Jumpman
I have neither but I am a supreme level 10000 wizard.


Can you turn me into a beautiful woman?


er....just to test you. That\'s all.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Jumpman on April 18, 2007, 12:01:07 PM
Wizards can\'t do crazy shit like that.

Cmon let\'s get realistic here.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Eiksirf on April 18, 2007, 01:12:40 PM
By the way, Sara, I\'ll have sex with you if you beat Sonic for me.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Titan on April 18, 2007, 02:06:56 PM
I\'d hit that
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 18, 2007, 02:20:18 PM
Sara is bi. I think. That\'s hot.

Shit I\'m hard now. Damn Sara. Damn.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Titan on April 18, 2007, 04:00:19 PM
Quote from: CHIZZY
my lady & I played monopoly the other night with these rules:

Everytime you land on "GO", remove 1 piece of clothing

If you both end up on the "just visiting" jail space, you make out

If you land in jail together you screw for a while

Rent can be paid in oral favors....

It\'s lots more fun that way.


Hmm. I\'m seeing my girl this weekend. I may have to try this ;)
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: CHIZZY on April 18, 2007, 05:44:56 PM
sara isn\'t bi...she\'s a lesbo who loves chizz meat.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Sara on April 19, 2007, 06:16:03 AM
Quote from: CHIZZY
sara isn\'t bi...she\'s a lesbo who loves chizz meat.


This is correct.  Although I can loan you my game genie for sega genesis, friskiE-spelled-backwards.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 19, 2007, 07:06:50 AM
Quote from: Sara
This is correct.  Although I can loan you my game genie for sega genesis, friskiE-spelled-backwards.


Ever played for the other team? ie went hetero?
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Sara on April 19, 2007, 07:22:29 AM
Not really, but I\'ve handled a wiener or two.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 19, 2007, 07:38:54 AM
Quote from: Sara
Not really, but I\'ve handled a wiener or two.


Fascinating. May I ask other personal questions?

In every relationship, there\'s a "man" and there\'s a "girl". Which one are you?

And....how do you know if a girl is prey? Ever hit on a girl who isn\'t?

Are lesbians as promiscuous as gay men? (probably not since men are horny no matter what their preference is)
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Sara on April 19, 2007, 09:29:55 AM
Oh gman, now you\'re gonna have to listen to me ramble:

There are definitely butch/femme lesbian couples, but my gf and I are both kind of in between.  I have short hair and carry a wallet, but I also wear makeup about once a week and will throw on some strappy sandles in the summertime.  My girl is the same.  But if I had to pick, I guess I\'d say I\'m the "boy" because I tend to take care of the handywork and yard work, while she does the laundry and cooks most of the time.  However in my last relationship I did most of the cooking and laundry.  

Personality-wise I\'m more "stoic" and tend to cry less than she does.  She likes to talk about feelings and I...well...don\'t.  Incidentally, my mother and four aunts are the exact same way.  And they\'re all independent and handy around the house.  If I can research on the internet and find a way to fix my car myself, I\'ll do it.  My gf makes me get her oil changed, but then again if you look at her family, her mother is the helpless type who can\'t do any "guy" stuff without her husbands assistance.

Oh, and sexually, it\'s pretty balanced.  I\'ve never actually owned a strap-on for whatever reason...I\'m not opposed to it (I\'ve partaken in the past in both roles but not recently)

Hitting on girls:

Keep in mind I\'ve only been sexually active for the last 9 yrs of my life (I\'m 27)  I\'ve actually been quite surprised a couple times by who\'s turned out to be open to fooling around with girls.  And I\'m shy, so in most cases where I was unsure, I waited until I had definite vibes before I made any moves.  You can just tell when someone is interested in you.  Several girls I\'ve been with I met at a gay event or online so there was no question as to orientation.  I\'ve never hit on a girl who didn\'t turn out to be gay, but not because I\'m good at sniffing them out (no pun intended...and my \'gaydar\' isn\'t that great anyway), more because in the past, I always wait until I know something is there.

Promiscuity:

I would say no, lesbians are not as promiscuous as gay men simply because we\'re women and men are men.  That\'s just my observation, I don\'t want to fuel any stereotypes because there are definitely promiscuous women and sexually-reserved men.  In the lesbian communities I\'ve encountered, the women are much more likely to fall in love and want to be together forever and ever and blah blah blah.  Also, in middle-class communities, the selection isn\'t always that great as far as looks and body type.  

If I were single and in an environment where reasonably good-looking girls were willing, I\'d probably sleep around quite a bit.  I can sleep with someone I just met if the chemistry is there.  I also have to be aware of me having feelings for someone only because we shared some intimacy.  I\'ve gotten wiser as I\'ve gotten older and tend to be cynical of the "we\'re in looooove" after 2 weeks crap that I see going on around me.

But really, there are lesbians of every personality and body type you can imagine.  We only tend to notice the butchy and weird ones because they\'re the most visible.  There is a lot to be said for chemistry and subtle hints that help not-so-obvious lesbians find each other.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 19, 2007, 09:43:35 AM
You still find some men attractive?

Which male celebrity would you switch for just one night. :)
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Joker on April 19, 2007, 09:46:20 AM
Quote from: GmanJoe
You still find some men attractive?

Which male celebrity would you switch for just one night. :)


I\'d do Johnny Depp
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 19, 2007, 09:49:54 AM
I\'d do Ellen DeSomething. I he were my cell mate, I\'d do him like homework.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Titan on April 19, 2007, 10:43:37 AM
Sara, I never knew you were a lesbian. That\'s pretty cool. I have a lot of bi friends but never knew anyone personally who was a lesbian, except one of my ex-girlfriend\'s friends (which her facebook says she likes men...hmm).
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: politiepet on April 19, 2007, 11:24:32 AM
this is kind of obvious but:

:nopics:
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Sara on April 19, 2007, 11:25:26 AM
Quote from: GmanJoe
You still find some men attractive?

Which male celebrity would you switch for just one night. :)


Sure, I find a lot of men attractive.  I can definitely appreciate a nice body on a guy, too.  Let\'s see...

If you look up Jason O\'Mara on imdb - That guy is extremely hot
Mario Lopez is very cute
Al Pacino in the first 2 godfathers
The slutty(est) gay guy from the UK Queer as Folk
Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp, of course
Jonathan Knight from new kids on the block
Kevin from backstreet boys

However, I find these guys attractive but I\'m not attracted to them. I don\'t have any desire to make out with them or anything else.  I don\'t have anything against having sex with a guy, I just don\'t have any desire. But if someone gave me a "who would you rather do" survey, I\'d rather do Justin Timberlake than say...Tyne Daly.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Eiksirf on April 19, 2007, 11:27:33 AM
Heh, you know Sara it\'s not healthy to keep your feelings all bottled up. Once in a while it\'s ok to admit something personal about yourself.
 
 
Oh wait, nevermind.
 
How are your bowel movements, regular?
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: CHIZZY on April 19, 2007, 12:27:02 PM
here\'s one of my favorite lines..."if I was a chick I\'d totally be a lesbian"...

but seriously, women\'s bodies are way better...
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Titan on April 19, 2007, 02:24:16 PM
I think one of the most beautiful things on the Earth is a woman\'s body. Nothing sexual or anything but I just have a great appreciation and respect for women. I found out recently that my ex was spreading a rumor that I cheated on her and that\'s why we broke up. It hurt a bit because she knows and everyone knows I never cheated but I respect women. I\'d never do anything like that to hurt a woman that I love(d).
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Blade on April 19, 2007, 06:03:31 PM
Does she do anything in exchange for Wii Points?
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: CHIZZY on April 20, 2007, 04:26:34 AM
I think she would point and laugh while you masturbate...
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Post by: Cerberus on April 20, 2007, 09:25:07 AM
has anyone tried sending an email to the address on that screenshot yet?
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: GmanJoe on April 20, 2007, 09:51:58 AM
You gonna try to score? She ain\'t much of a challenge.
Title: Real Sex for video game money.
Post by: Eiksirf on April 20, 2007, 09:55:45 AM
"Dear Madam,
 
I\'ll give you the Contra cheat code for a hummer."