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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Samwise on May 10, 2007, 11:04:05 AM

Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Samwise on May 10, 2007, 11:04:05 AM
No I\'m not getting married. :) But my brother is... to an infidel - well a great American girl actually. And she\'s in med school to boot. ;)

But here\'s the thing... I don\'t have the faintest clue as to what to give them for their wedding.

I would appreciate some ideas for inspiration. :D
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: politiepet on May 10, 2007, 11:14:35 AM
a sperm sample... you know.... in case he\'s not up to it...
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Samwise on May 10, 2007, 11:22:32 AM
Of course his sperm is inferior to mine and I remind him of that as often as I can. But I\'m not sure he\'d like a jar of it though. :)
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: GmanJoe on May 10, 2007, 12:07:48 PM
Do either of them cook? A set of "Iron Clad" cookware would be awesome. And a recipe book of Japanese cuisine (they\'re quite simple to do).

Or pay for a videographer to do their wedding (which is quite expensive - unless you hire me :p)
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Samwise on May 10, 2007, 12:16:40 PM
Quote from: GmanJoe
Or pay for a videographer to do their wedding (which is quite expensive - unless you hire me :p)
I thought you only did amateur porn? :D
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: CHIZZY on May 10, 2007, 12:33:31 PM
How about a $.10 coupon for vagisil? Classy, yet functional.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: THX on May 10, 2007, 12:37:16 PM
money is the easy way out, but not as thoughtful... you knew that, which is why you\'re asking us

get them money.  or pay a travel agent to hook them up with some fun activities on their honeymoon.  Limos, upgrade their hotel suite if possible, tickets to a really nice play downtown or concert.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Samwise on May 10, 2007, 12:57:18 PM
Thanks for the suggestions THX. I was actually thinking about that, giving them an experience of some kind. I was looking at hot balloon rides and stuff, but I want to give them something that\'s near their location (Rochester, NY). But it\'s kinda hard for me as Eurotrash to know what\'s reasonably nearby. :(

EDIT: So not for their honeymoon, but after. ;)
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Joker on May 10, 2007, 01:59:26 PM
butterscotch panties?
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Luke on May 10, 2007, 04:29:40 PM
I\'m getting married next Saturday...

As far as the gift goes... Money is always a just married couples friend.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Joker on May 10, 2007, 04:43:43 PM
Wow Luke =D Congratulations.

We expect wedding pictures.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Luke on May 10, 2007, 07:01:53 PM
Thanks and yeah I\'m sure you guys are gonna get to see a few drunk Jar O Pickles pictures.

Those are always good.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: THX on May 10, 2007, 07:19:03 PM
Quote from: Luke
I\'m getting married next Saturday...

Sorry to hear that...

I mean grats!!!  screw sammy\'s bro this is your time to shine
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: mjps21983 on May 10, 2007, 08:22:38 PM
I got married about a month ago, and money is such a nice treat!!
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Post by: clips on May 10, 2007, 08:58:13 PM
one thing about bein\' married.....guaranteed ass!....:fro:....even tho my wifey will sometimes clamp those cheeks together if i\'m like a diving board around 3:am, but for the most part i get my daily dose...now congrats to Luke and Sammy\'s bro, and i do recommend that if the wifey does happen to get stingy with the poononie after you cats are married, go take them to see Chris Rock\'s "i think i love my wife"....that movie will change that ass quick!...i also say the best gift is almost always money since both parties at some point tend to be spending alot of money....not sure if the brides father is payin for it, *it\'s tradtion for some* but if not, money is the way to go....
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Samwise on May 10, 2007, 10:27:01 PM
I know money\'s great and all, but isn\'t it a bit boring? I mean, he is my brother.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Joker on May 10, 2007, 10:28:24 PM
give him a hug while you hand him a check?
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Samwise on May 11, 2007, 01:26:51 AM
Quote from: Joker
give him a hug while you hand him a check?
Or better yet, shake his hand and jizz on his face... Decisions, decisions. :D
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Joker on May 11, 2007, 01:51:03 AM
Brotherly love my man
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Post by: videoholic on May 11, 2007, 11:16:10 AM
get him a subscription to hustler.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Cerberus on May 11, 2007, 02:07:59 PM
give her a pearl necklace, she\'ll like that.

all women like pearl necklaces.

:)
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Post by: shockwaves on May 11, 2007, 02:19:25 PM
Christ, I\'d try to get him out of Rochester.  :p
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Jar O Pickles on May 11, 2007, 04:03:50 PM
Quote from: Luke
Thanks and yeah I\'m sure you guys are gonna get to see a few drunk Jar O Pickles pictures.

Those are always good.

yeah like im gonna be the only one drunk.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Titan on May 11, 2007, 06:18:28 PM
sammy, get them a toaster
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Samwise on May 11, 2007, 11:36:39 PM
Quote from: shockwaves
Christ, I\'d try to get him out of Rochester.  :p

I believe they\'re looking into moving to Portland next year.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Jar O Pickles on May 22, 2007, 05:02:20 PM
as of saturday Luke\'s offiicially hitched. i know you fags are dissapointed
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: THX on May 22, 2007, 08:28:18 PM
post some wedding pics dammit.  we want to see how it looks when all hope is lost
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Post by: Evi on May 22, 2007, 09:52:45 PM
^^

That\'s comforting, lol.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: GmanJoe on May 23, 2007, 02:17:50 AM
Quote from: Jar O Pickles
as of saturday Luke\'s offiicially hitched. i know you fags are dissapointed


Hopefully your best man reminisces about our lovely times together.
Title: Guys, hwelp me! (wedding)
Post by: Luke on May 23, 2007, 02:57:32 PM
Quote from: THX
post some wedding pics dammit.  we want to see how it looks when all hope is lost


Were still getting pictures in from everyone. Once we get em all I\'ll post the best ones.