Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on June 04, 2007, 04:59:55 AM
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: GmanJoe on June 04, 2007, 04:59:55 AM
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on June 04, 2007, 05:37:23 AM
jesus
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: square_marker on June 04, 2007, 05:53:09 AM
HAHA sign me up
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Samwise on June 04, 2007, 06:08:57 AM
LOL, best... toy... ever!
I\'m waiting for someone to intercut footage from porn.
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: clips on June 04, 2007, 07:03:11 AM
wow...even the crap that comes out of it is icky sticky white.....i see a lawsuit from a dirty minded parent comin\' soon!...:D
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: GmanJoe on June 04, 2007, 07:17:42 AM
This would make a great gag gift!
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Joker on June 04, 2007, 09:00:53 AM
"Critics claim, that through innuendo, either purposely or innocently, the toy is an approximation of a sexual act portrayed in some pornographic movies, known as the money shot. Because of that innuendo, they believe the marketing and promotion of the toy may be reminiscent of, or subliminally promoting inappropriate sexual activity among children even though most prepubescent children cannot ejaculate."
Gotta love Wikipedia
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Viper_Fujax on June 04, 2007, 10:41:37 AM
that black kid was loving it,haha
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Samwise on June 04, 2007, 11:04:54 AM
Joker, I want to ejaculate all over you. With the Oozinator, of course...
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: JBean on June 04, 2007, 12:30:35 PM
i\'ve had my oozinator for 26 years now
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Evi on June 04, 2007, 12:36:13 PM
What the crap?
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Joker on June 04, 2007, 01:02:19 PM
Quote from: Samwise
Joker, I want to ejaculate all over you. With the Oozinator, of course...
Don\'t tease
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Luke on June 04, 2007, 03:06:26 PM
me and the wife saw this commercial and couldn\'t believe what we were seeing.
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on June 04, 2007, 03:21:39 PM
A future sex toy?
i find it pretty funny. I can see so many one liners when using it.
"You\'ve been, spermanated" or "Astalacumonya baby" :D
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Unicron! on June 04, 2007, 04:41:35 PM
HAHAHAHAAH these are god damn funny!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: clips on June 05, 2007, 06:38:32 AM
:laughing:...that first video souly posted is hilarious!...:rofl:...."man sauce!"... in all seriousness tho, did they pull this thing from the market?....i\'ve never seen a commercial for this until now....
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Joker on June 05, 2007, 09:49:04 AM
haha I went and looked up that Harry Potter vibrating broom that one video mentioned. Good stuff.
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Unicron! on June 05, 2007, 11:37:24 AM
did you find anything?
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Joker on June 05, 2007, 12:19:18 PM
Links to pictures of naked women riding them. Otherwise i\'d of posted them here.
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Unicron! on June 05, 2007, 01:06:04 PM
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Evi on June 05, 2007, 01:54:06 PM
LOL... Read the Amazon reviews ~> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B000BXJ0L6/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/102-7507805-6243342?%5Fencoding=UTF8&s=toys
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Joker on June 05, 2007, 02:05:07 PM
"I just love shooting my oozinator. I shoot it all over my wife\'s back and she loves it! We\'ve even developed our own game to play with the oozinator. We hang dollar bills on the walls in various places, then we have a contest to see who can hit the most bills. We call the game "Money Shot." Whoever gets the most money shots gets to keep the cash. Great fun."
ROFL
They are selling these things for 16.99 on eBay. I may have to invest and get my very own Oozinator.
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: cloud345 on June 05, 2007, 02:18:08 PM
lmao those reviews are hilarious! This may be the greatest toy every made, besides a slinky. :)
Title: Oozinator. A new toy from Hasbro. It shoots jizz.
Post by: Kurt Angle on June 09, 2007, 12:05:25 AM