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Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: THX on June 19, 2007, 05:29:12 PM: this is a pretty nice townhouse in a quiet neighborhood. they are stocking the fridge with beer :beer:

suggestions welcome
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: Jar O Pickles on June 19, 2007, 06:27:01 PM: touch various items around the house with your penis then giggle everytime they touch it. go for toothbrushes 1st
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: Luke on June 19, 2007, 06:27:08 PM: Be sure to put a "no girls allowed" sign on your cardboard fort.
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: Joker on June 19, 2007, 06:33:08 PM: You can never go wrong with a cardboard fort. Unless it rains. I challenge you to not have fun in a cardboard fort. It is impossible.
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: Titan on June 19, 2007, 07:59:27 PM: Since the fridge is stocked with beer, you can invite a buddy over and have him build his own fort out of cardboard boxes. You guys can drink the beers and throw the empty cans/bottles at each other.
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: clips on June 19, 2007, 08:32:54 PM: invite those three shorty\'s in that pic you keep postin\' in here and have a threesome....:fro:
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: Eiksirf on June 20, 2007, 03:22:17 AM: That would actually make a foursome. So perhaps they could go golfing afterward.

As long as they agree to keep out of his cardboard fort. No girls allowed.
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: clips on June 20, 2007, 03:34:35 AM: Quote from: Eiksirf
That would actually make a foursome. So perhaps they could go golfing afterward.

As long as they agree to keep out of his cardboard fort. No girls allowed.

i kept wondering where everybody kept gettin\' the idea of cardboard forts,...then i see that votin\' poll!...:D.... i hardly ever pay attention to those, so yea, i vote for the cardboard fort...i still think he should invite some hotties over too tho...:thepimp:
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: videoholic on June 20, 2007, 03:43:54 AM: God, I remember doing that when I was a kid. Shit, I fucked my girlfriend so many times in their bed. It rocked.
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: CHIZZY on June 20, 2007, 04:20:47 AM: Befrore or after you made a fort and pooped in your pants?
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on June 20, 2007, 04:49:36 AM: I remember building forts when I was young.
It was fun!
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: THX on June 20, 2007, 07:14:38 AM: aw man who gayed up my poll? it was fine the way it was... sorta

actually this is better nvm
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: Titan on June 20, 2007, 08:24:17 AM: This thread almost makes me want to build a cardboard fort when i go into work tonight....i think I may do that.
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: Kurt Angle on June 21, 2007, 10:17:52 AM: Build a cardboard fort and wank in it. Then leave the evidence for them on their return.
Title: House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?
Post by: Titan on June 21, 2007, 10:29:47 AM: Quote from: Kurt Angle
Build a cardboard fort and wank in it. Then leave the evidence for them on their return.

My brother\'s former roommate would jerk off on the floor and rub it in. Or so my brother and like 10 other people have said. I suggest you jerk off on their pillows and rub it in :)