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Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: THX on August 24, 2007, 12:54:35 PM
He\'s a nice guy

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Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Evi on August 24, 2007, 12:59:12 PM
...

That\'s a waste of life.
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Titan on August 24, 2007, 01:00:51 PM
Quote from: Evi
...

That\'s a waste of life.


Don\'t think so low of yourself
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Evi on August 24, 2007, 01:16:27 PM
So creative! Man, I envy your quick wit. Gosh. Phenomenal!
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: THX on August 24, 2007, 01:44:51 PM
i think if homer simpson was a real man he would have the build of this dood, stretch marks and all
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Samwise on August 24, 2007, 02:06:57 PM
Lol Titan, you really have been hitting a low spot lately.
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on August 24, 2007, 03:53:10 PM
On carpet...No static band or anything.

Dangerous man...Dangerous.
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: JBean on August 24, 2007, 05:30:54 PM
his asscrack almost reaches his shoulder blade

awesome:rofl:
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: clips on August 24, 2007, 08:27:31 PM
Quote from: Evi
So creative! Man, I envy your quick wit. Gosh. Phenomenal!



:laughing:  :laughing:
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Titan on August 24, 2007, 11:19:53 PM
Quote from: Samwise
Lol Titan, you really have been hitting a low spot lately.


I just tell it as it is
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Cerberus on August 25, 2007, 04:42:54 AM
do my eyes decieve me, or do I see pussy in that pic?
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Kurt Angle on August 25, 2007, 05:26:58 AM
Quote from: Cerberus
do my eyes decieve me, or do I see pussy in that pic?


Yes and it\'s the only one he will ever get.
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Titan on August 25, 2007, 01:54:04 PM
Quote from: Kurt Angle
Yes and it\'s the only one he will ever get.


As long as he doesn\'t eat it
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Jar O Pickles on August 25, 2007, 03:53:37 PM
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when being photographed be sure all personal lubricants are out of sight
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Paul2 on August 25, 2007, 05:07:17 PM
LOL.  If that\'s lubricant, than he got complete ownage there.

Btw, how can you tell if it\'s lubricant or it\'s just vaseline for relieving pain and cuts?
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Jar O Pickles on August 25, 2007, 06:06:38 PM
Quote from: Paul2


Btw, how can you tell if it\'s lubricant or it\'s just vaseline for relieving pain and cuts?


too bad there isnt a smilie for "your\'e fucking kidding right?"
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Paul2 on August 25, 2007, 08:56:43 PM
whoops.  I didn\'t really know what lubricant really means.  I thought it was some sort of oinment oil that use primarily for sex.  Didn\'t know it just mean pretty  much any kind of grease oil and vaseline fits that category...eh, forgive my English....
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Evi on August 25, 2007, 09:03:10 PM
Uh...

...watch American Pie.
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Paul2 on August 25, 2007, 09:05:31 PM
i seen that movie before, so what about it?  Are you talking about the part where that guy put his cock in the pie?
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Evi on August 25, 2007, 09:16:17 PM
Dude...just stop talking. O_o
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Titan on August 25, 2007, 11:36:23 PM
Quote from: Paul2
LOL.  If that\'s lubricant, than he got complete ownage there.

Btw, how can you tell if it\'s lubricant or it\'s just vaseline for relieving pain and cuts?


-_- it is just vaseline. People use it as lubricant when they masturbate

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Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Evi on August 26, 2007, 12:59:22 AM
You seem to be the expert on masturbation.
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Unicron! on August 26, 2007, 03:36:38 AM
Quote from: Titan
-_- it is just vaseline. People use it as lubricant when they masturbate

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Why do you need a lubricant to masturbate?
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on August 26, 2007, 03:57:48 AM
People (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People) who are circumsized (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision/Old_version) have greater friction (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/friction) between their hand (http://www.dumbaaldum.org/images/pic-sounds/letter-h/hand.jpg) and glans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glans). Lubricant (http://www.condomdepot.com/content/product/large/ky-jelly4.jpg) eases any discomfort (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/discomfort) that might be caused by this friction (http://www.euclideanspace.com/physics/statics/friction/friction.gif) by allowing smoother (http://marksimpson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Smooth%20Y%20gang.jpg) passage (http://www.knowth.com/images-kn/eastern-passage.JPG) for the epidermis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidermis_%28skin%29) to glide (http://www.flights4all.com/school_collateral/1104/images/sunset.gif) more easily over the glans (and shaft (http://www.comp.lancs.ac.uk/computing/users/paul/shaft/back.gif)) (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/parenthesis) without causing irritation (http://www.extrapixel.ch/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/irritation300.gif).

People who aren\'t circumsized can also use lubricant by peeling back their fore-skin (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/foreskin) and having direct contact with the penis to masturbate (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/masturbate). The lubricant makes this much easier, and by not using the foreskin as a mastabatorial aid, produces a potentially stronger orgasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm).

Penis and harsh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/harsh) friction are not friends (http://oseb79.free.fr/images/Serie,%20cartoon/Friends%2005.JPG). This is one of the reason why pre-cum (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHOTOFILE/AADL024~Larry-Bird-Photofile-Posters.jpg) is produced and ejaculated (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ejaculate) forth from the penis (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/243562~George-Bush-Jr-Posters.jpg). It\'s not just for the benefit of the woman (http://www.gruffy.grkov.com/images/images/nice_lady_body_builder_ugly_woman_funny_picture_funfry_resize.JPG).
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Samwise on August 26, 2007, 04:36:51 AM
Perhaps we should make a poll of who uses lube and who doesn\'t. :D
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Joker on August 26, 2007, 07:48:58 AM
Nothing beats baby oil and a leather glove
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Cerberus on August 26, 2007, 08:41:10 AM
not even butter and a packet of bacon?
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: THX on August 26, 2007, 09:30:05 AM
you people make me sick
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Titan on August 26, 2007, 10:24:49 AM
I typically don\'t use lubricant but on the rare occasion I do (just because I don\'t have the time for a really good jerking with roommates and all), it feels nice. I tried Vaseline once and I didn\'t like it. I had to use a lot of Vaseline and I just had an oily mess afterwards that sucked to clean up. If I do it in the shower, soap is really good. Shampoo is good too. Nothing like cleaning the schlong and getting a good jerking off at the same time. You kill two birds with one stone :)
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Evi on August 26, 2007, 08:06:45 PM
Dude, STFU.
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Jumpman on August 26, 2007, 10:08:57 PM
u stfu
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Evi on August 26, 2007, 11:15:46 PM
Is that where you go to school?
Title: Picture of my dad
Post by: Jumpman on August 27, 2007, 12:24:57 AM
STFU College...

If I\'m ever a billionaire I\'d fund it.