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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on September 10, 2007, 08:58:45 AM
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Derek Jeter is code word for Xbox 360
http://www.gambling911.com/Did-Yankees%20Derek-Jeter-Give-Jessica-Alba-Herpes-081107.html
Ever since Jessica Alba disclosed that she had herpes, news has spread like wildfire (and hopefully, not like herpes) that Yankees star Derek Jeter could be the suspect.
The stories have been circulating for the past few days.
An AOL Fan House blog entry mentions that a representative from LARagMag.com appeared on the The Adam Carolla Show and disclosed the following:
Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from...that\'s right...dirty Derek Jeter.
I rescind my claim about eating chunky peanut butter out of Jessica Alba\'s butt crack. *shakes fist at Xbots* Damn you! You dirty apes!
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I\'d take herpes from her anyday. I\'d hit it without wrapping it and not even think twice. Fuck, I\'d be HAPPY to get herpes from her.
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Hmmm...I thought I was in the console forum when I posted this. Oh well. :)
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I\'d take herpes from her anyday. I\'d hit it without wrapping it and not even think twice. Fuck, I\'d be HAPPY to get herpes from her.
Would you sacrifice your sexlife for that?
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Ah this puts me in a dilemma... Well I\'d still hit it with condoms. :D
Of course, this is not going to be much of a practical problem. :D
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Would you sacrifice your sexlife for that?
It\'s just herpes, its not like it\'ll rot off.
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It\'s just herpes, its not like it\'ll rot off.
Here\'s $4, go get yourself some herpes. :)
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It\'s just herpes, its not like it\'ll rot off.
True but herpes can\'t be that pleasant when you have them. Heh, I remember growing up, I took religious classes at my local church (thank you mom). They pretty much taught that it falls off if you get herpes and that you will die from it. I\'m not making this up either. I should dig up my old text book from my religious schooling when I get home and reread it. I probably would get a good laugh from it.
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That\'s because Catholic schools teach horse s*** and not the bible. When my mom took Catholic school as a little girl, they told her to cross her legs or Satan would get inside her through her legs and possess her. Yeah...
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That\'s because Catholic schools teach horse s*** and not the bible. When my mom took Catholic school as a little girl, they told her to cross her legs or Satan would get inside her through her legs and possess her. Yeah...
I can\'t believe I believed that crap back then. Funny how impressionable kids are. Took me a long long time to learn everything I learned from the Catholic church was crap.
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That\'s because Catholic schools teach horse s*** and not the bible. When my mom took Catholic school as a little girl, they told her to cross her legs or Satan would get inside her through her legs and possess her. Yeah...
damn...i know their intentions were good, but dayum....that\'s just a bit extreme....and as far as herpes go, trust i don\'t care if halle barry had it and wants to give me some, i\'d still be paranoid, even if i did wrap it up....and those commercials with those couples walkin\' hand in hand on the beach smilin\' that they have herpes, just because they have some medication that controls flare-ups, is bulls**t....i luv my broomstick too much for it to be lookin\' like a mutated cucumber...
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bump... totally missed this. hah sometimes it\'s good being ugly as sin and not getting any STDs
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bump... totally missed this. hah sometimes it\'s good being ugly as sin and not getting any STDs
but on the flip side, it also means you don\'t get laid
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It\'s just herpes, its not like it\'ll rot off.
Dont be greedy.
A bj can be enough