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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: fre4d4 on September 15, 2007, 04:11:06 PM

Title: Printer
Post by: fre4d4 on September 15, 2007, 04:11:06 PM: My wife and i have a HP 1220c printer for some reason it will not print a handful of paper i have to feed it a sheet at a time. Anybody know why and how to fix it?
Title: Printer
Post by: Jar O Pickles on September 15, 2007, 04:51:44 PM: pee on it
Title: Printer
Post by: videoholic on September 15, 2007, 05:59:19 PM: Put it in the freezer.
Title: Printer
Post by: Jar O Pickles on September 15, 2007, 08:20:49 PM: Quote from: videoholic
Put it in the freezer.

after you pee on it or before?
cause i heard frozen pee is what fixes it but i also heard defrosting it by peeing on it fixes it
Title: Printer
Post by: politiepet on September 16, 2007, 12:42:20 AM: you guys... peeing only helps with the 1220d version, the 1220c version is supposed to be jizzed on.
Title: Printer
Post by: videoholic on September 16, 2007, 04:07:50 AM: Holy cow. That would have been a horrible mistake. Nice Catch Politie.

And as always, Jizz then Freeze.
Title: Printer
Post by: Samwise on September 16, 2007, 05:37:56 AM: Det var da helt utroligt som mit tis ligner kærnemælk.
Title: Printer
Post by: Jar O Pickles on September 16, 2007, 08:41:11 AM: good thing he doesnt have a 1200 version cause that can turn into a smelly mess
Title: Printer
Post by: Titan on September 16, 2007, 09:47:35 AM: my canon had the same problem. i found slapping it with my penis was very effective
Title: Printer
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 16, 2007, 10:17:53 AM: scat

solves everything.
Title: Printer
Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on September 16, 2007, 04:19:32 PM: Have you plugged it in?
Title: Printer
Post by: THX on September 16, 2007, 06:41:50 PM: - get ur wife to period all over it
- jizz in the ink carton
- wrap electric cord around hard on
- freezer
- scat
- ???
- profit
Title: Printer
Post by: videoholic on September 16, 2007, 06:56:39 PM: Hell I buy a new printer whenever the ink goes out. They are so darn cheap now.

I of course jizz on the old one...
Title: Printer
Post by: Titan on September 16, 2007, 09:59:09 PM: Quote from: videoholic
Hell I buy a new printer whenever the ink goes out. They are so darn cheap now.

I of course jizz on the old one...

you rich bastard
Title: Printer
Post by: videoholic on September 17, 2007, 03:33:41 AM: oh please. Printers are ridiculously cheap.
Title: Printer
Post by: Paul2 on September 17, 2007, 05:57:32 AM: vid,

you are right though. Most really good printers are really cheap nowadays. Funny thing is the ink cartridges cost nearly as much as the printer.
Title: Printer
Post by: clips on September 17, 2007, 06:03:28 AM: Quote from: politiepet
you guys... peeing only helps with the 1220d version, the 1220c version is supposed to be jizzed on.

did somebody say..Chizz?..where?...he\'s back?...when did he post?...what?.....ohhh jizzed on!..silly me....note to self...must...stop..this..obsession..with...chizz....:banghead:....;)