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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on November 08, 2007, 07:55:10 AM

Title: Thanks Mom!
Post by: GmanJoe on November 08, 2007, 07:55:10 AM
Stripper Mistakenly Sent to School, Whips Teen

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Officials at a U.K. high school were aghast after a stripper visited a student during class and whipped him in front of other students and a horrified teacher, Sky News reported Thursday.

A booking error is to blame after a mother arranged to send a "gorilla gram" to her son on his 16th birthday, an arrangement she cleared with Nottingham\'s Arnold Hill School and Technology College. Instead, the agency sent a stripper clad in a policewoman costume, Sky reported.

After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky.

The police were not called and no one was suspended from the school in the incident, and officials said they were investigating.
Title: Thanks Mom!
Post by: Samwise on November 08, 2007, 09:10:14 AM
:laughing: Best. Mixup. Ever.
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Post by: Coredweller on November 08, 2007, 09:33:22 AM
Best birthday present a mother could give.  I bet that kid is now the KING of that school.
 
PS Where\'s the link?
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Post by: videoholic on November 08, 2007, 10:37:51 AM
he went from being potentially the geekiest kid (Gorrilla?????) to the coolest...
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Post by: GmanJoe on November 08, 2007, 10:53:24 AM
You know god damn well that if this was in the USA, she would be arrested for lude conduct. Hell....they are arresting hot teachers for sexy time with male students.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HEAVENLY SWEET THIS IS? Blesphemy! You never lock up some hot poon for boning a sex starved teenager!
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Post by: Titan on November 08, 2007, 11:51:53 AM
Why didn\'t I have this luck. Eitherway, that kid is probably the most popular kid in his class right now.
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Post by: Unicron! on November 08, 2007, 01:19:30 PM
gorilla gram....whats a gorilla gram?
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Post by: Titan on November 08, 2007, 02:06:25 PM
Quote from: Unicron!
gorilla gram....whats a gorilla gram?


kinda similar to a goat gram
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Post by: THX on November 08, 2007, 08:23:10 PM
Quote from: Titan
kinda similar to a goat gram

i lol\'ed

expecting uni to go "ohhhhhh!"
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Post by: clips on November 08, 2007, 09:31:29 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to "Sex Ed Class".....:D