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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on November 21, 2007, 06:08:04 AM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
Bike sex man placed on probation
[SIZE="5"]Cleaners caught Mr Stewart simulating sex with a bike [/SIZE]
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.
Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.
Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a \'cycle-sexualist\'."
Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.
The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.
He now lives in Ayr.
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A man can\'t fuck a bike in his own room? What the hell?
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Your sig is fitting for this man\'s um....fetish.
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aside from the weirdness, why is he sentenced to three years on probation. Is it illegal to have sex with a.... bike in your own home?
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Maybe coz he didn\'t stop humping when the ladies came in?
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My friend and I named our guitar hero band "Bike Sex Man" after this guy.
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where exactly on a bike can you stick your cock?
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may have been having butt sex.
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He was caught red handed riding the bike.
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And whats with being placed on the sex offenders list ?
Don\'t you think thats a bit extreme?
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I remember a buddy of mine sent me a link on how to have sex with a car. I think he may have actually done it.
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But you have to wait until it cools down or you\'ll burn your cock.
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masochism FTW
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Where do you find this shit?
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Prolly searching for bike porn and this came up
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Where do you find this shit?
On the internet!
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On the internet!
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
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Where do you find this shit?
BBC. You can\'t help but see the weird news leap out of your screen. If you saw this, I bet you\'d have posted it here.
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Speaking of weird shit, can I post 2 girls 1 cup? :D
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Only if you eat a cup of shit.
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Can it be yours?
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someone sent me the link for that site the other day, I couldn\'t get past 17 seconds
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If you saw this, I bet you\'d have posted it here.
Probably. :shy:
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someone sent me the link for that site the other day, I couldn\'t get past 17 seconds
I was warned beforehand so I\'ve avoided it like the plague.
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Wussies. :)
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He was probably stickin\' his thang through the tire spokes of the bike,.... navigatin\' your johnson through those things i\'m sure you could probably get some pretty nice friction and..........uhm nevermind.
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Dam clips my eyes are tearing in pain from that thought
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I\'m sure it wouldn\'t be too bad with some KY Jelly
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I\'m sure it wouldn\'t be too bad with some KY Jelly
Titan im not sure there would be anything left after the spokes tore it apart.
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Titan im not sure there would be anything left after the spokes tore it apart.
That\'s why you lube the spokes too jingleberry
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maybe h poped the rubber cap of the handlebar. When the cop walked in he shouted "Why the hell do you have a bike on your cock?!?!" The man replied "Yarrrr, Drives me nuts!"