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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: clips on January 23, 2008, 09:52:45 AM
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Sheeit...i don\'t have to spell it out do I?.....read....;)
http://love.ivillage.com/lnssex/sexconcerns/0,,traceycox_ccdhwm7p,00.html
Just stroll down to myth no.3 that\'s the only one that matters!....:fro:...:highfive:...
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I\'m a 6 incher! Whooot! Bend over, clips.
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I\'m a 6 incher! Whooot! Bend over, clips.
You Asian guys are the smallest... :laughing: :D
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Not all Asians are created equal, Sam. :D
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heh, we asians have the smallest peepee on avarage compare to other race and african american have the biggest on average. doesn\'t really surprise me though. I know that to be true before reading that link.
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God gave men 2 heads but only enough blood to fill one at a time...
And thats why Asians are the smartest and blacks are...
;)
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clips\' dick is so big, whenever he gets a boner, he gets light headed and faints.
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There was another study I read, same results but they had hispanics,too. And hispanics were smaller than the asians, but not by much. Nananana
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Psh, your dicks wouldn\'t be so big if it wasn\'t for selective breeding 300 years ago ;)
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my weiner actually concaves into my body. I need squidgrind to help me suck it back out.
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^^^
uuummmm...what? lol.:laughing:
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my weiner actually concaves into my body. I need squidgrind to help me suck it back out.
That\'s what we call a vagina.
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God gave men 2 heads but only enough blood to fill one at a time...
And thats why Asians are the smartest and blacks are...
;)
Ahh..yes and while you\'re gettin\' degrees and livin\' in that mansion,..your trophy lookin\' wifey is sneakin\' into my crib buyin\' me stuff and payin\' me to get that poononie strechted to tha max!...:D.....:fro:
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my weiner actually concaves into my body. I need squidgrind to help me suck it back out.
Yep, i\'m more then happy to remove some of your ribs so you can suck it back out.
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your post is highly inappropriate and I demand that you take back that last remark
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Yep, i\'m more then happy to remove some of your ribs so you can suck it back out.
HOLY SHIT! LOL! That made me laugh so hard I\'m crying. Soully wins this round.
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Just a reminder...:fro:...high fives Qdog,Nicon & Luckee....:highfive:
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I thought it was going to be...
"Black men have the biggest criminal record.."
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I thought it was going to be...
"Black men have the biggest criminal record.."
That goes without saying, bro. ;)
The sky is blue. orly?
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^^^
So big dicks = more crime?
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I thought it was going to be...
"Black men have the biggest criminal record.."
:laughing:....*tsk* *tsk*....LIC,...Gman...jealously will get you nowhere...:D
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:laughing:....*tsk* *tsk*....LIC,...Gman...jealously will get you nowhere...:D
Puhleez. You can have all the criminal record ya\'ll want. I\'ll just hire Hispanics. ;)
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Black men have the biggest representation in American sports that aren\'t hockey.
This of course is related to their enormous cocks, doubtless.
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Black men have the biggest representation in American sports that aren\'t hockey.
This of course is related to their enormous cocks, doubtless.
They that good in hocky coz they can\'t use their cocks as hockey sticks.
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I thought it was because the puck is the only black object in the entire game and all the white people be smackin\' it around.
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I thought it was because the puck is the only black object in the entire game and all the white people be smackin\' it around.
That is why I like hockey.
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I thought it was because the puck is the only black object in the entire game and all the white people be smackin\' it around.
If that\'s the case, it would also explain why those white guys felt the need to surround themselves with all that bullet proof glass.
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Do you guys measure your wee when it\'s flacid or when you\'re milking it?
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you mean, you can milk your wee? how does it taste? it\'s as nutritious as cow\'s milk? or breast milk for that matter?
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you mean, you can milk your wee? how does it taste? it\'s as nutritious as cow\'s milk? or breast milk for that matter?
Well, I recommend making sure it is erect. Then stroke it a bunch - or in your case, two strokes. The stuff that comes out is love milk. It is a bit more creamy than a woman\'s breast milk, but you can still drink it. Just ask Titan\'s mom. She knows all about drinking it.
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Black guys are about a half inch larger on average according to non-retarded scientific studies... and most of the women I talk to that have been with a black guy said they had the smallest wangs they\'ve ever seen. Women don\'t really give a shit about the size of your wang unless they have a gaping huge vagina from being a cum guzzling gutter slut. And watching porn is not a representation of the general population considering everything in porn has been enlarged with surgery. Society has backdoor-fucked male minds in America and the black community has spread retarded stereotypes regarding the heat they\'re packing to make themselves feel better. On average yes... Asian wangs are smaller... and Asian pussy is smaller to compensate. African wangs are about a half inch larger on average (not an inch and a half), and African women\'s pussies are a little larger to compensate... and so on and so forth. Most of the nerve endings in a girl\'s wet cooch are 3-5 inches in anyway and most chicks I\'ve talked to find it quite uncomfortable having the back of their cervical wall smashed by a hulk cock, not to mention being hung like a whale limits you to very few positions that a chick will even find comfortable.
In other news...
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi28.tinypic.com%2F264tfrm.jpg&hash=0c4391327a5f97daf9cd118e9cfc88477e4c277e)
Awestometastic thread revival.
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Who is the chick. I want more.
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and most of the women I talk to that have been with a black guy said they had the smallest wangs they\'ve ever seen.
And they are lyin\' to you...there\'s a reason why you see more white girls with black dudes than black chicks with white guys..:fro:....just ask heidi plum..who hooked up with the singer "seal"...she stated when they first met the 1st thing she noticed was that lump in his mid-section....when asked jokingly \'bout their sex life..she stated that it was unlike anything she\'s ever experienced...and more...*flexes*
and the black community has spread retarded stereotypes regarding the heat they\'re packing to make themselves feel better.
We say that to make ourselves feel better?...:laughing:...that\'s bad comedy Evi...if you\'re feeling so insecure about yer toothpick go talk to a sex therapist or Dr. Phil...or invest in some surgery....you\'re takin\' this thing waaay too seriously, i\'m mostly just havin\' some light hearted fun with this thread, lighten up....on average black guys are bigger than most,..so what?...on average most white folks have good credit...what\'s da big deal?...capeesh?
Ps* and why do you think that chick you posted is wearin\' a black bra & thongs, instead of white bra & thongs??... she\'s even tellin\' you what flava she wants in that pic...thanks for provin\' my point!!...:D
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And they are lyin\' to you...there\'s a reason why you see more white girls with black dudes than black chicks with white guys..:fro:....just ask heidi plum..who hooked up with the singer "seal"...she stated when they first met the 1st thing she noticed was that lump in his mid-section....when asked jokingly \'bout their sex life..she stated that it was unlike anything she\'s ever experienced...and more...*flexes*
Maybe coz there ain\'t that many pretty black chicks to go around. And the hot black chicks look white. :D Like Beyonce. :p
Heidi is suffering from the Hot Chick can\'t get Guy syndrome. Everyone thinks she\'s too hot for them. Seal is one ugly ass motherfucker. He figured he ain\'t got anything to lose so he got lucky. :) Heidi finally got some dick.
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Maybe coz there ain\'t that many pretty black chicks to go around. And the hot black chicks look white. Like Beyonce.
Crazy as hell!!..:p...black chicks come in all flava\'s.. dark chocolate, milk chocolate and caramel swirl,...just go to yer local mall for to find that thick black goodness you\'re secretly cravin\' for...;)
Heidi is suffering from the Hot Chick can\'t get Guy syndrome. Everyone thinks she\'s too hot for them. Seal is one ugly ass motherfucker. He figured he ain\'t got anything to lose so he got lucky. Heidi finally got some dick.
My point exactly....seal looks like he\'s been sniffin\' hot garbage forever.....so he wore that ass out nicely with his nigtstick...and now it\'s like a drug for her...:D
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Nigstick, eh?
Classic.
Black guys are about a half inch larger on average according to non-retarded scientific studies... and most of the women I talk to that have been with a black guy said they had the smallest wangs they\'ve ever seen. My grandmother doesn\'t really give a shit about the size of your wang unless they have a gaping huge vagina from being a cum guzzling gutter slut. And watching porn is not a representation of the general population considering everything in porn has been enlarged with surgery. Society has backdoor-fucked male minds in America and the black community has spread retarded stereotypes regarding the heat they\'re packing to make themselves feel better. On average yes... Asian wangs are smaller... and Asian pussy is smaller to compensate. African wangs are about a half inch larger on average (not an inch and a half), and African women\'s pussies are a little larger to compensate... and so on and so forth. Most of the nerve endings in a girl\'s wet cooch are 3-5 inches in anyway and my grandmother finds it quite uncomfortable having the back of their cervical wall smashed by a hulk cock, not to mention being hung like a whale limits you to very few positions that a father will even find comfortable.
We\'ve heard enough about what your Grandmother told you at your family reunion. Now, I would be interested in hearing more about what positions your father likes.
Thanks for all that info!
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And they are lyin\' to you...there\'s a reason why you see more white girls with black dudes than black chicks with white guys..:fro:....just ask heidi plum..who hooked up with the singer "seal"...she stated when they first met the 1st thing she noticed was that lump in his mid-section....when asked jokingly \'bout their sex life..she stated that it was unlike anything she\'s ever experienced...and more...*flexes*
We say that to make ourselves feel better?...:laughing:...that\'s bad comedy Evi...if you\'re feeling so insecure about yer toothpick go talk to a sex therapist or Dr. Phil...or invest in some surgery....you\'re takin\' this thing waaay too seriously, i\'m mostly just havin\' some light hearted fun with this thread, lighten up....on average black guys are bigger than most,..so what?...on average most white folks have good credit...what\'s da big deal?...capeesh?
Ps* and why do you think that chick you posted is wearin\' a black bra & thongs, instead of white bra & thongs??... she\'s even tellin\' you what flava she wants in that pic...thanks for provin\' my point!!...:D
I have no problem with Mr. Happy. And I know you\'re just having fun... but that site is just wrong.
And you\'re not Seal, clips. Stop flexing. :running:
And Dr. Phil is fat idiot who should die a terrible death.
P.S. It\'s Heidi Klum... not Plum... :thumb:
We\'ve heard enough about what your Grandmother told you at your family reunion. Now, I would be interested in hearing more about what positions your father likes.
Thanks for all that info!
OMG... you\'re so fucking witty. Have my babies. I just hope they don\'t turn out retarded like you.
Crazy as hell!!..:p...black chicks come in all flava\'s.. dark chocolate, milk chocolate and caramel swirl,...just go to yer local mall for to find that thick black goodness you\'re secretly cravin\' for...;)
Isn\'t the statistic that 1 in 4 black women have an STD? No thanks.
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Let me sum up Evi\'s post.
My weenie is small.
Blah. Blah.
LIC IS Witty.
BLAH BLAH.
I hate black women.
BLAH BLAH.
I can\'t even get a hooker to fuck me.
BLAH BLAH
My grandma is a sperm guzzler.
Blah blah
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Nigstick, eh?
Classic.
lmfao, just what i was thinking
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lmfao, just what i was thinking
I\'ll have to use that one more often.
"So, yea I was watching this porno and this black dude whips out his NIGSTICK and starts creaming all over the girl."
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Let me sum up Evi\'s post.
My weenie is small.
Blah. Blah.
LIC IS Witty.
BLAH BLAH.
I hate black women.
BLAH BLAH.
I can\'t even get a hooker to fuck me.
BLAH BLAH
My grandma is a sperm guzzler.
Blah blah
I love you. :)
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And they are lyin\' to you...there\'s a reason why you see more white girls with black dudes than black chicks with white guys..:fro:....
Because they\'re fat, busted and rejected by all white guys?
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White chicks will sleep with anything.
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White chicks will sleep with anything.
why single out white chicks, isn\'t other races the same too?
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No.
...and white isn\'t a race.
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yes it is.
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why single out white chicks, isn\'t other races the same too?
No. White chicks, especially the fat ones, are the most racially-unconscious people in America, because they will quite literally not care what color the penis is. When you see a black chick with a white dude, you always look twice.
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Because they\'re fat, busted and rejected by all white guys?
*directs titan to tha Seal & Heidi Klum statement*....while i don\'t feel heidi is super hot,..i will say that she\'s far from bein\' fat.
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*bump*....*ahem*..I\'m just doing my yearly civilian and patriotic duty to remind you cats about what the prez and myself are slaying michelle and the wifey with on a nightly basis...:fro:
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She looks like the missing link. :)
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clips do you bump this whenever you get some poon?
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which is why he bumped it for the first time in a year and a half