Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GigaShadow on January 30, 2008, 06:14:42 AM
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: GigaShadow on January 30, 2008, 06:14:42 AM
Been out for a few days, but funny.
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: videoholic on January 30, 2008, 08:23:20 AM
Let me guess, you were listening to stern this morning?
I had a cockatiel when I was a kid and he use to jerk off all the time.
So cool to be able to drop seed in the dude\'s mouth. Is there anything stupider than to get shit on and then look up? Friggen idiot.
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Jumpman on January 30, 2008, 08:28:17 AM
Its just a little shit.
Never hurt anyone.
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: GigaShadow on January 30, 2008, 10:46:31 AM
Quote from: videoholic
Let me guess, you were listening to stern this morning?
I see you are a listener too! :D
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Paul2 on January 30, 2008, 11:12:55 AM
lol.
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Titan on January 30, 2008, 12:46:10 PM
He prolly would have had more dignity if he just spit it out instead of carrying on.
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: mm on January 30, 2008, 04:48:10 PM
his gag reflex kicked in, kind of hard to spit at the same time
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Unicron! on January 31, 2008, 06:04:01 AM
I am pretty sure birds do it on purpose when they shit on people!
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: THX on January 31, 2008, 06:04:53 AM
I thought it was common knowledge to start running away at the first sign of bird shit. I know I did when it landed on my head when I was a kid...
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: JBean on January 31, 2008, 06:23:27 AM
I\'ve been shat on by birds twice in my life... each time was the worst day of my life
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Cerberus on January 31, 2008, 07:41:52 AM
I\'ve only had a bird shit on me once, just missed my left ear and landed on my shoulder
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Samwise on January 31, 2008, 07:46:54 AM
Did you look up?
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Titan on January 31, 2008, 09:22:25 AM
Quote from: Unicron!
I am pretty sure birds do it on purpose when they shit on people!
I was laying on the beach one day this summer and i got air raided by a seagull. Needless to day, I got up, said to my friends I got pooped on by a seagull then washed it off in the ocean.
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Paul2 on February 01, 2008, 06:21:52 PM
i got pooped on my right hand by birds while walking to class from lunch break. It was kind of hilarious. I got late to class because I have to go to the bathroom to clean the mess. Then when I got back in class, the teacher asked me why i was late and i told her. the entire classroom was laughing.:laughing:
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Titan on February 02, 2008, 11:11:05 AM
Quote from: Paul2
i got pooped on my right hand by birds while walking to class from lunch break. It was kind of hilarious. I got late to class because I have to go to the bathroom to clean the mess. Then when I got back in class, the teacher asked me why i was late and i told her. the entire classroom was laughing.:laughing:
Did she believe you?
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Viper_Fujax on February 02, 2008, 11:24:32 AM
Quote from: Paul2
i got pooped on my right hand by birds while walking to class from lunch break. It was kind of hilarious. I got late to class because I have to go to the bathroom to clean the mess. Then when I got back in class, the teacher asked me why i was late and i told her. the entire classroom was laughing.:laughing:
haha..pretty good
hardest excuse i had to give a teacher was when my dog actually ate my homework. f-in labradors..
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Paul2 on February 02, 2008, 12:05:48 PM
i don\'t know if she believe me or not, because it\'s not important anyway because i was late and got tardy anyway.
But it did happen. The bells ring when lunch break was over, and i was walking with a couple of my classmates to class. The birds were flying by, and one of the birds crapped on me among the 3 of us that were heading to class. LOL.
I had no choice but to head back to the restroom and clean it up. I remember some girls were running away as they saw what happened.
I remember asking a student as I was on my way to the restroom, "Do you want to see something nasty?" And he got curious, and I showed him my right shoulder and he got disgusted and left. LOL. But I meant no harm, just trying to be funny in a nasty way.
it was a funny experience, although how times had passed and makes me really appreciate my younger years.
Title: Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
Post by: Samwise on February 03, 2008, 05:02:05 AM