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Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: GmanJoe on March 14, 2008, 09:02:23 AM
Her reign on the porcelain throne ends. Time to get her ass in order.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/woman.stuck.on.toilet.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest

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WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend\'s toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman\'s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman\'s 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"\' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on February 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn\'t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple\'s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don\'t think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn\'t surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn\'t called in a bit earlier."
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Cerberus on March 14, 2008, 09:46:10 AM
no pics?
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Paul2 on March 14, 2008, 09:48:32 AM
oh my.  that\'s very strange.
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: GmanJoe on March 14, 2008, 09:54:45 AM
Quote from: Cerberus
no pics?


PM Unic for goat porn, you pervert! :mad:
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Unicron! on March 14, 2008, 01:53:55 PM
Quote from: GmanJoe
PM Unic for goat porn, you pervert! :mad:

You mean the pictures of you naked ;)
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Titan on March 14, 2008, 01:56:47 PM
That\'s quite bizarre. I have no words for it.
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Cerberus on March 14, 2008, 02:00:50 PM
Quote from: Unicron!
You mean the pictures of you naked ;)


you got pics of G naked?????
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Titan on March 14, 2008, 02:03:28 PM
Post them
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Unicron! on March 14, 2008, 03:10:49 PM
It is not my fault. He was sending them in my PM with the message "call me a goat oh yeah call me a goat".

No words can describe the psychological shock I had when I saw them. :(

I had to take a psychiatric treatment for a year
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: clips on March 14, 2008, 08:18:27 PM
That\'s just nasty...i think both of these cats are mental....gman..uni...get a room,..then both of ya\'ll can sling your man sauce all over each-other....
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Paul2 on March 14, 2008, 09:48:55 PM
but who between the two (uni and gman) is going to sit on the toilet while the other standing squirting the man juice?
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on March 15, 2008, 12:07:11 AM
uni and gman are 2 motherfucken poofs.  


































motherfuckers!
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: GmanJoe on March 15, 2008, 04:42:02 AM
I dunno what a poof is. Is that a wallabee? A roo? What is it, ya crazy Aussie?
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on March 15, 2008, 05:41:12 AM
"as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of \'poofter\'. See also British slang, faggot (epithet)"
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: GmanJoe on March 15, 2008, 05:45:24 AM
Quote from: §ôµÏG®ïñD
"as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of \'poofter\'. See also British slang, faggot (epithet)"


I see. Are you a poof?
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: THX on March 15, 2008, 12:07:19 PM
are there pics of her ass + toilet seat yet?  We demand results
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: cloud345 on March 15, 2008, 02:49:45 PM
Reminds of what I think was a nip tuck episode where a very large women had been sitting on a couch for a long time without moving. The difference was that she wasn\'t on a toilet so when she had to go, she just did it on herself. Because the piss and stuff made her skin raw it became physically attached to the fabrics of the couch. She ended up dying while the doctors tried to remove her, very said :(

But then again that was just a TV show and this was real life
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Titan on March 15, 2008, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: cloud345
Reminds of what I think was a nip tuck episode where a very large women had been sitting on a couch for a long time without moving. The difference was that she wasn\'t on a toilet so when she had to go, she just did it on herself. Because the piss and stuff made her skin raw it became physically attached to the fabrics of the couch. She ended up dying while the doctors tried to remove her, very said :(

But then again that was just a TV show and this was real life


I believe that happened in real life too. I remember reading an article like 3 years ago with the exact same thing happening.
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Samwise on March 16, 2008, 03:21:26 AM
Quote from: cloud345
Reminds of what I think was a nip tuck episode where a very large women had been sitting on a couch for a long time without moving. The difference was that she wasn\'t on a toilet so when she had to go, she just did it on herself. Because the piss and stuff made her skin raw it became physically attached to the fabrics of the couch. She ended up dying while the doctors tried to remove her, very said :(

But then again that was just a TV show and this was real life

Yeah, they took that from real life.
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Cerberus on March 16, 2008, 03:48:01 AM
the crazy shit some people do to themselves eh?
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Kurt Angle on March 18, 2008, 10:23:13 AM
I can think of better places to spend 2 years.
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: GmanJoe on March 18, 2008, 11:37:41 AM
Quote from: Kurt Angle
I can think of better places to spend 2 years.


Is that why you escaped from my basement?
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Cerberus on March 18, 2008, 01:25:07 PM
Quote from: GmanJoe
Is that why you escaped from my basement?

don\'t you mean your parents basement?

:)
Title: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.
Post by: Evi on March 18, 2008, 02:05:42 PM
What the fuck is wrong with people?