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Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: GmanJoe on April 10, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
Advantage = faster and complete poopage
Disadvantage = peeing on the floor and the back splash.

^ Coz I tried it.

Next time, I\'m going to put stirrups on the toilet seat.

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Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: THX on April 10, 2008, 06:48:55 PM
the added pressure of sitting makes it feel good when it comes out though
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: GmanJoe on April 10, 2008, 07:26:04 PM
Quote from: THX
the added pressure of sitting makes it feel good when it comes out though


If you prefer soft serve ice cream. ;)
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Titan on April 11, 2008, 09:17:49 PM
I just like to take a rest and relax while I poop.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: luckee on April 11, 2008, 11:43:51 PM
Who knew shitting was a science?

I just sit down and go when I gotta go with no worries.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: GmanJoe on April 12, 2008, 05:33:47 AM
The signifance is that squatting prevents internal hemorrhoids.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Titan on April 12, 2008, 08:14:35 AM
What person in their lifetime decided that they want to study people taking shits?
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: GmanJoe on April 12, 2008, 11:17:29 AM
Quote from: Titan
What person in their lifetime decided that they want to study people taking shits?


Proctologists?
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Titan on April 12, 2008, 11:21:42 AM
Quote from: GmanJoe
Proctologists?


smartass
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: luckee on April 12, 2008, 04:12:28 PM
Quote from: GmanJoe
The signifance is that squatting prevents internal hemorrhoids.



when ever I get my first one Ill be sure to inform you so you can say I told ya so.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Titan on April 12, 2008, 08:42:15 PM
Yeah. I have to back luckee on this one. In 21 years of taking shits sitting down, I never got an internal hemorrhoid.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Samwise on April 12, 2008, 10:01:59 PM
When using a western style toilet one could use a small bench or box to lift the feet off the ground, thus squatting more instead of just sitting. Fun fact.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: GmanJoe on April 13, 2008, 05:26:29 AM
Quote from: Titan
Yeah. I have to back luckee on this one. In 21 years of taking shits sitting down, I never got an internal hemorrhoid.


That\'s coz your ass gets looser by the week, you little girl you.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: ooseven on April 13, 2008, 10:48:16 AM
Quote from: luckee
Who knew shitting was a science?

I just sit down and go when I gotta go with no worries.


indeed

Also kids remember to over the toilet seat when flushing, the action of the flush kicks up a lot of "poo Particles" that can cover you :o.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Cerberus on April 13, 2008, 01:31:53 PM
Quote from: ooseven
indeed

Also kids remember to over the toilet seat when flushing, the action of the flush kicks up a lot of "poo Particles" that can cover you :o.

I always cram half a roll of shit paper down, that usually catches it for me.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: THX on April 13, 2008, 07:41:00 PM
We need the damn 3 seashells already, I hate using paper.

But since we have to use it, I make sure it\'s wet for a couple of wipes.  I even use my spit if I\'m in a public bathroom.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Samwise on April 14, 2008, 06:03:43 AM
Quote from: ooseven
indeed

007! :o
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Titan on April 14, 2008, 08:21:19 AM
Quote from: Samwise
When using a western style toilet one could use a small bench or box to lift the feet off the ground, thus squatting more instead of just sitting. Fun fact.


Western style? What other styles of toilet are there? I thought you just sat down to poop wherever you were.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Ashford on April 14, 2008, 10:43:44 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:JapaneseSquatToilet.jpg

Certain poorer parts of China and India and pretty much all over Asia, as well...

Either that or just a hole in the ground or a bucket or the local river...
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: clips on April 14, 2008, 11:05:37 AM
Quote from: Ashford
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:JapaneseSquatToilet.jpg

Certain poorer parts of China and India and pretty much all over Asia, as well...

Either that or just a hole in the ground or a bucket or the local river...



Hmmm....i guess when they have diarrhea it\'s a catastophy. No wonder those asians can fly high in those martial arts flicks...they have superior leg power from squatting...look for "squattin\' tiger hidden dragon 2" to be released soon...:D
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Paul2 on April 14, 2008, 11:40:46 AM
lol.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Titan on April 14, 2008, 01:33:53 PM
Quote from: Ashford
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:JapaneseSquatToilet.jpg

Certain poorer parts of China and India and pretty much all over Asia, as well...

Either that or just a hole in the ground or a bucket or the local river...


Hmm. Makes me appreciate the option to sit and take a shit.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: Jar O Pickles on April 14, 2008, 01:51:53 PM
Quote from: THX
We need the damn 3 seashells already, I hate using paper.

But since we have to use it, I make sure it\'s wet for a couple of wipes.  I even use my spit if I\'m in a public bathroom.

people dont make enough demolition man references anymore
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: GmanJoe on April 15, 2008, 04:27:35 AM
I was just watching the History Channel\'s Modern Marvels last night.

Their subject : toilets.

They showed this grand royal ballroom from the 17th century. 30 foot ceilings. Gold plated everything. Grand burgandy draperies. Marble flooring. Exquisite paintings. Guests were dressed like nobles should dress.

Where\'s the bathroom? There was none. They pissed and pooped in the stairwell.

^ that got me confused. They didn\'t elaborate on how they did it or show which stairwell they were talking about. Is it the stairwell they used to go in and out of the ballroom or was it the stairwell used by the servants. Poor directing on that part. They did say that the stairwell was heavily perfumed to mask the odors.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: clips on April 15, 2008, 05:07:37 AM
^^^I can\'t believe that....maybe they had outhouses...even the poorest of homes back then had an outhouse.
Title: Squatting vs sitting
Post by: GmanJoe on April 15, 2008, 06:17:33 AM
Quote from: clips
^^^I can\'t believe that....maybe they had outhouses...even the poorest of homes back then had an outhouse.


Outhouses were in vogue in rural America. Not so much in the urban cities of pre-19th century Europe. They threw their junk in the street.