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Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: THX on May 22, 2008, 09:15:07 AM
Let me show you guys how to become dating masters in this day & age.  My buddy created an ad in the Craigslist personals:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/690297827.html (i got the bra on)

Here\'s the first response we got:

Quote
"Till u find  a chick.................u both want a bj? No recip. Im lookin for a masculine Str8m and can host in downtown, Bethesda." -Jim

Needless to say we\'re flattered by the email but we\'re not from Harlem... we have to be romanced first before we engage in such premarital hand-holding activities.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Magoo on May 22, 2008, 09:49:57 AM
Congratulations. You got propositioned by a man.

:gfight:
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Samwise on May 22, 2008, 10:16:10 AM
Quote from: THX
Let me show you guys how to become dating masters in this day & age.  My buddy created an ad in the Craigslist personals:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4w/690297827.html (i got the bra on)

Here\'s the first response we got:



Needless to say we\'re flattered by the email but we\'re not from Harlem... we have to be romanced first before we engage in such premarital hand-holding activities.

Wait, I don\'t speak gay. He\'s looking for a straight guy to give a blowjob?
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Luke on May 22, 2008, 11:16:44 AM
I also like to go dancing wherevers hot.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on May 22, 2008, 12:40:05 PM
fag!
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Titan on May 22, 2008, 12:41:58 PM
THX, you lonely lonely son of a bitch.............does it really work?
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: THX on May 22, 2008, 02:01:24 PM
Quote from: Titan
THX, you lonely lonely son of a bitch.............does it really work?

no clue, my buddy\'s into this though.  it\'s just for fun, you meet gals in bars & clubs all the time but never hurts to see what kinda freaks you find on the net. :thumb:

sammy- i guess this guy has a death fetish.  blowing a straight male would only happen if the dood died in the middle of wacking it (clerks reference)
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Luke on May 22, 2008, 02:08:07 PM
Quote from: THX
never hurts to see what kinda freaks you find on the net. :thumb:



Famous last words.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: videoholic on May 23, 2008, 03:26:45 AM
Quote from: Samwise
Wait, I don\'t speak gay. He\'s looking for a straight guy to give a blowjob?



No. He wants to give them a blow job.  I\'m sure they already took him up on it.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Titan on May 23, 2008, 10:58:20 PM
Quote from: videoholic
No. He wants to give them a blow job.  I\'m sure they already took him up on it.


Yeah. I sent them the message as soon as I saw it online.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Blade on May 25, 2008, 02:52:21 PM
I\'d take a blowjob from a guy. If only for the story.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on May 25, 2008, 09:43:04 PM
Having been there, done that. Do it without a beard, those tickle the nuts.

;)
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Titan on May 26, 2008, 09:41:46 AM
Quote from: Raz The Friggin Grea
Having been there, done that. Do it without a beard, those tickle the nuts.

;)


How\'s that bad? I love a little tickle on my nutsack.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Samwise on May 26, 2008, 10:42:58 PM
Quote from: Titan
How\'s that bad? I love a little tickle on my nutsack.

Too bad you can\'t grow a beard, huh...
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on May 26, 2008, 11:38:59 PM
I feel dirty just posting in this thread.   Thats how gay it is.


"tries to clean gayness off"
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on May 27, 2008, 12:09:22 AM
Quote from: §ôµÏG®ïñD
I feel dirty just posting in this thread.   Thats how gay it is.


"tries to clean gayness off"



Maybe you should start by not dating women that look like men.
That sure would be a nice start.

:thumb:
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on May 27, 2008, 03:38:00 AM
Who Told You!!
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: THX on May 27, 2008, 09:08:47 PM
What about men that look like women.. is that considered ok?  You can at least pretend that you didn\'t know
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on May 27, 2008, 09:40:31 PM
sammy dresses like a woman for me every other week.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Sublimesjg on May 27, 2008, 11:06:12 PM
Quote from: THX
What about men that look like women.. is that considered ok?  You can at least pretend that you didn\'t know



you mean like linetrap?

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.encyclopediadramatica.com%2Fimages%2Fa%2Fa4%2FLinetrape7.jpg&hash=ae55981fc691f7d13259572420bfe0c19082c8be)

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa23.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F5%2Fl_53e51c6d60e8598ef42bed1fd7589d96.jpg&hash=b217bbb3656d46991c177f48c6746000daa2c7c2)

of course everyone is gay for linetrap so go figure
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on May 28, 2008, 03:11:32 AM
I had to google linetrap, i got horny when it came out with some electronics shit for telephone lines.


Then i lost it when i realized under it there was a dood that looks like a chick.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on May 28, 2008, 03:25:54 AM
A super hot chick.

Dating is over rated. Stable relationships rock some times. For example, I come home from work today, my wife had put up a new bookshelf and lined it with a few of the original \'Masters of the Universe\' toys she knows I\'ve always wanted.  Very nice surprise for first thing in the mornin\'.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: GmanJoe on May 28, 2008, 04:56:01 AM
Raz....are you emo?
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Titan on May 28, 2008, 10:03:48 AM
Quote from: GmanJoe
Raz....are you emo?


I pictured him more Goth.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on May 28, 2008, 01:23:25 PM
More preppy, actually.
Title: How to date in the 21st century
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 28, 2008, 03:10:58 PM
Just want to say that it\'s good to see Luke has good taste in television shows.

FotC rock. :)