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Title: What is black and blue and doesn\'t like sex?
Post by: luckee on June 10, 2008, 08:03:36 PM: The 8 year old in my closet. :thumb:
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Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on June 10, 2008, 08:27:46 PM: :thumb:
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Post by: Viper_Fujax on June 10, 2008, 08:28:24 PM: Q: how many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

A: depends how hard you throw them

Q: What do you buy a dead baby?

A: A dead puppy

oh high school years..
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Post by: Joker on June 10, 2008, 08:43:35 PM: http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/20/apparently-pedophilia-is-considered-hilarious-in-europe/
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Post by: Titan on June 10, 2008, 09:20:23 PM: Quote from: Viper_Fujax
Q: how many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

A: depends how hard you throw them

Q: What do you buy a dead baby?

A: A dead puppy

oh high school years..

We still tell dead baby jokes in college. Just when we get really really drunk.
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Post by: THX on June 10, 2008, 09:33:28 PM: What\'s the cool thing about doing an 8 yo in the shower?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like she\'s 6. :highfive:
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on June 11, 2008, 12:45:09 AM: Whats the best thing about getting a handjob from a 6 year old.

It makes your dick look bigger.
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Post by: clips on June 11, 2008, 01:05:04 AM: Any moment now Chris Hansen is going to be waiting for you cats in the kitchen with some milk & cookies...:D
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Post by: Unicron! on June 11, 2008, 02:37:53 AM: Why did little Amy kill her parents?

To go on a trip with the orphans.
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Post by: nO-One on June 11, 2008, 04:27:13 AM: what\'s funnier than a dead baby?
... a dead baby in a clown suit.
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Post by: Cerberus on June 11, 2008, 04:43:01 AM: how many dead babies does it take to hammer a nail into a wall??

shit loads, their little heads just can\'t cope with taking a sharp hit to the skull
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Post by: Unicron! on June 11, 2008, 05:30:14 AM: 9 year old Timmy: Daddy daddy why do you always buy my twin sister the most expensive toys and you never buy me anything?

Dad: You dont have aids.
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Post by: Jar O Pickles on June 11, 2008, 07:01:32 AM: What\'s the difference between a truckfull of dead babies and a truckfull of bowling balls?
Can\'t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What\'s the difference between a dead baby and a basketball?
Dead babies don\'t bounce when you slam them on the ground.

What the difference between a taco and a dead baby wrapped in a tortilla?
Nothing. Why, what do you put in your tacos?
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Post by: GigaShadow on June 12, 2008, 05:13:30 AM: Who made Unicron a mod here? Go ahead and delete my posts asshole.

Like I said those who can\'t master the English language shouldn\'t tell jokes in said language. Your joke isn\'t funny.
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Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on June 12, 2008, 07:36:41 AM: Oddly enough, my post was deleted also and all i said was.

"What a dumb joke."

So, I\'ll say again.

[size=30] WHAT A DUMB JOKE. IT HAS NO PUNCHLINE. [/size]
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Post by: Jumpman on June 12, 2008, 08:00:53 AM: Someone deleted my post too. It said, "Unicron likes to massage the anus area of goats while reciting Mein Kampf passages."
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Post by: GmanJoe on June 12, 2008, 08:37:38 AM: Quote from: Jumpman
Someone deleted my post too. It said, "Unicron likes to massage the anus area of goats while reciting Mein Kampf passages."

:laughing: Almost lost a gulp of coffee there! :laughing:
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Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on June 12, 2008, 09:41:41 AM: Alright - either Uni is a mod and this board has went to hell or we got a Pro-Nazi mod.

Sheesh!
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Post by: GigaShadow on June 12, 2008, 10:07:29 AM: Uni is a mod. Odds are it was him.
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Post by: Jumpman on June 12, 2008, 10:18:24 AM: Was it someone\'s idea of a joke to mod him?
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Post by: GigaShadow on June 12, 2008, 10:20:08 AM: Dunno... he certainly ruined this thread. Not only with his shitty joke, but taking it completely off topic with his antics.
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Post by: GmanJoe on June 12, 2008, 10:20:32 AM: What? Unic is a mod?

Why? Why? The guy is an idiot.
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Post by: GigaShadow on June 12, 2008, 10:22:28 AM: Prepare for your post to be deleted next Gman, I see Unic lurking around the forum.
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Post by: Ashford on June 12, 2008, 10:51:26 AM: I thought if a post was deleted, any other mod can see it and can also see the deleted text...

For example, I can see an earlier Uni post that he deleted himself and I can also read what he typed...

But, I don\'t see any posts deleted since the accusations started...
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Post by: Luke on June 12, 2008, 10:56:57 AM: Yup, me neither.

I\'m still trying to figure out whats going on in here.
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Post by: Joker on June 12, 2008, 11:13:43 AM: Theres major doings afoot.
And afoot is how I like my doings.

mod abuse! mod abuse! the integrity of the board has been compromised! let the people speak!
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Post by: Luke on June 12, 2008, 11:17:43 AM: Doings are always better afoot.
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Post by: Jumpman on June 12, 2008, 11:19:20 AM: I made a reasonable suggestion.
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Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on June 12, 2008, 11:50:59 AM: Well, I know for a fact my posts have been deleted. Giga has had a post deleted. Jumpy has had a post deleted.

I didn\'t know Uni was a MOD - if he is, this is news to me and someone is asleep at the wheel. On the other hand, if a MOD is deleting the posts , they need to step up and tell WHY it was deleted. No one said anything remotely out of line.

Someone needs to step up. If Uni is a MOD - he is directly abusing his power. If he isn\'t, then that is another problem.

P.S - If Uni is a mod. I vote for every person to be a MOD . May as well, if we are just handing out the MOD spot to the regular forum idiots.
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Post by: Jumpman on June 12, 2008, 11:58:30 AM: (my post wasn\'t actually deleted)
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Post by: GigaShadow on June 12, 2008, 12:20:38 PM: Ok so... LIC and I had a post each deleted. Something is going on.
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Post by: Titan on June 12, 2008, 12:52:31 PM: When was Uni made a mod? And why? If that\'s the case, why am I not? :confused:
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Post by: Raz The Friggin Grea on June 12, 2008, 01:24:21 PM: Quote from: Titan
When was Uni made a mod? And why? If that\'s the case, why am I not? :confused:

Clearly, the powers that be like you even less than Uni.

Why do you make me say such things to ya\', Tit?
:thumb:
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Post by: Titan on June 12, 2008, 01:42:14 PM: Quote from: Raz The Friggin Grea
Clearly, the powers that be like you even less than Uni.

Why do you make me say such things to ya\', Tit?
:thumb:

Because someone has to be brutally honest :(
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Post by: Evi on June 12, 2008, 03:35:33 PM: What\'s red and creeps up your leg?

A homesick abortion.
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Post by: politiepet on June 13, 2008, 12:32:37 AM: Mine was deleted also :( I was also just saying Uni\'s joke wasn\'t funny

I call shannanigans!