Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on June 24, 2008, 05:57:41 AM
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: GmanJoe on June 24, 2008, 05:57:41 AM
To the Europeans who can\'t understand ghettoese.....the subject heading explains it all.
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: Luke on June 24, 2008, 05:59:39 AM
Shaq is a loser.
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: Jumpman on June 24, 2008, 06:02:32 AM
Shaq is the man.
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: GmanJoe on June 24, 2008, 06:05:46 AM
Quote from: Luke
Shaq is a loser.
Other than his problem with "the Admiral", Shaq is a gentle giant. The abuse he took on the floor without ripping someone\'s arms off is in of itself, to be commended. He doesn\'t claim to be the best athlete. He\'s knows his size matters on the paint and will not argue with anyone his shooting sucks from more than 10 feet away.
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: Luke on June 24, 2008, 06:14:51 AM
I meant in a more general sense.
Seriously how long has he been on the Heat? And still talking shit about kobe?
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: Jumpman on June 24, 2008, 06:21:29 AM
Dude he was traded to the Suns. It was a big deal.
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: Luke on June 24, 2008, 06:35:02 AM
Ha thats right...
I didn\'t follow basketball too much this last season. As soon as the Bulls tanked I lost all interest.
So yeah he\'s been traded twice, and won a championship since he left the lakers... Why is he still ragging on Kobe?
I mean, Kobe seems like a douche too, but cmon.
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: Bozco on June 24, 2008, 11:02:10 AM
He\'s all high on the fact that he was able to win away from the duo while Kobe wasn\'t (yet). Never mind the fact that he\'s washed up.
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: Luke on June 24, 2008, 11:04:46 AM
And nevermind the fact that he can\'t win without an all-star shooting guard.
It\'s not like he was the best player on that heat team that won.... Dwayne Wade was.
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: videoholic on June 24, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Luke
And nevermind the fact that he can\'t win without an all-star shooting guard.
Who can?
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: Luke on June 24, 2008, 01:57:32 PM
The Lakers back when Magic was on the team. The Celtics with Bird. The Spurs when they still had Robinson. All those teams won championships without a dominant SG.
I\'m just sayin\'... He should be thanking Kobe for being the best player on a team he won three consecutive championships with, instead of still bashing him years later when nobody cares anymore.
Speaking of... man, why do I care?
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: videoholic on June 24, 2008, 02:58:27 PM
I don\'t know anything about NBA. Just a bunch of wannabe rap stars aren\'t they?
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: Living-In-Clip on June 24, 2008, 03:32:05 PM
Quote from: videoholic
I don\'t know anything about NBA. Just a bunch of wannabe rap stars aren\'t they?
They\'re black, so yeah, I guess so?
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: Coredweller on June 24, 2008, 04:11:58 PM
The only reason the Heat won a championship is because they were playing the DALLAS MAVERICKS in the finals. The Mavs are possibly the biggest chokers in the history of modern professional basketball.
Having said that, Shaq is the now playing for the Suns, and we\'re headed for a championship, biatches! I have to stay positive somehow.
As soon as he retires, I\'m sure he will begin dissing Steve Kerr, Terry Porter, Steve Nash, and Amare Stoudemire for preventing him from getting his 5th ring. :(
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: videoholic on June 24, 2008, 05:21:23 PM
Quote from: Living-In-Clip
They\'re black, so yeah, I guess so?
Actually I was just basing it on Shaq, but the generality works just as well.
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: cloud345 on June 27, 2008, 05:54:12 PM
Kobe won the MVP......what did Shaq do this season? Oh ya....he helped ruin the Suns.
Title: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq
Post by: shockwaves on June 27, 2008, 06:01:24 PM
Quote from: Luke
And nevermind the fact that he can\'t win without an all-star shooting guard.
It\'s not like he was the best player on that heat team that won.... Dwayne Wade was.
But he was the best player on all three Lakers title teams.
Sure, Shaq never won without an all star quality SG...but when did he ever play without one before this year?
And Shaq didn\'t ruin the Suns. Their owner did. Too cheap to resign Joe Johnson, too cheap to even keep draft picks. If he was willing to pay luxury tax, this team woulda won multiple championships. The Suns didn\'t have any better a chance of winning this year before the trade. In fact, were it not for a fluke Tim Duncan three, they might have had a shot this year. I don\'t think that Suns team was any worse than the Lakers team.
Also, Kobe didn\'t deserve the MVP, in my opinion. Shaq also deserved several MVP\'s he didn\'t win.