The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
Title: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
Post by: Viper_Fujax on January 03, 2009, 09:27:38 PM
lost me at the \'twice the size of your magic number.\' cuz thatd only be 14 kids..which i could totally take down. id be going to the nearest school to kick some more 5 year old ass after only 14
Title: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
Post by: politiepet on January 04, 2009, 12:51:31 AM
Why not give them the survey? http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ (http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)
Title: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
Post by: GmanJoe on January 04, 2009, 08:57:49 AM
This would be me. Minus the gay trench coat. I would be wearing a yellow tank top and tight white shorts and sandals.
Title: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
Post by: Cerberus on January 04, 2009, 11:36:23 AM
Quote from: politiepet
Why not give them the survey? http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ (http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)
great site!!!, I like the way they let you answer through all the Q\'s, then say they will tell you the result AFTER you sign up.
I don\'t need to sign up to a site to know I could kick the living shit out of a room full of 5 year olds.
Title: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
Post by: shockwaves on January 04, 2009, 12:17:31 PM
Didn\'t make me sign up for anything...and said I could take 31 of them
Title: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
Post by: Viper_Fujax on January 04, 2009, 12:21:19 PM
Quote from: Cerberus
great site!!!, I like the way they let you answer through all the Q\'s, then say they will tell you the result AFTER you sign up.
I don\'t need to sign up to a site to know I could kick the living shit out of a room full of 5 year olds.
theres a tiny link on the bottom-right that says to take you to the results
it only said 15 for me, but im deceptive for my size. adds even more to my advantage. better go beat up some 5 year olds to prove it wrong
Title: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
Post by: Cerberus on January 04, 2009, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: Viper_Fujax
theres a tiny link on the bottom-right that says to take you to the results
it only said 15 for me, but im deceptive for my size. adds even more to my advantage. better go beat up some 5 year olds to prove it wrong
odd
I didn\'t get that, I just got an orange button demanding I sign up before they tell me how I did.
Title: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
Post by: Jumpman on January 04, 2009, 12:49:57 PM
Too many stupid rules to take seriously.
I\'d knock out 10 kids then touch the wall. Cuz NO ONE TOUCHES THE JUMP