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Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: GmanJoe on April 02, 2009, 10:11:20 AM
My wife and her friends came over to watch that crap in my beautiful theater. What the hell, man! /whining husband
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: QuDDus on April 02, 2009, 10:30:31 AM
Why are you so gay
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: cloud345 on April 02, 2009, 12:07:23 PM
haha I watched that movie with my ex the other night. It was quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: Joker on April 02, 2009, 12:31:23 PM
yeah but i\'d still fuck the shit out of Kristen Stewart

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhometownhollywood.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F11%2Fkristen-stewart-weed.jpg&hash=6aee3c8f5dc2ff31a57256ebeeaba741457b6b34)
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: juslight on April 02, 2009, 03:31:43 PM
I agree.

I\'ve even read a few of the books.  You can tell that the female author wrote the book with girl readers in mind.  The main character is a completely useless female.  She has no redeeming qualities other than the fact that she has the only human brain that the vampire can\'t read.  However, every creature in the book with a penis is obsessed with her to the point of fighting over her (even though they can\'t have sex).

No wonder women identify with the story.  Just like a woman to be dull, ignorant, clumsy, mean tempered, controlling, and out of shape.... yet still expect the intelligent, handsome, rich, funny, and muscular guys to worship the ground she walks on.

I keep reading the books in the hopes that all the monster guys will finally gang bang her in a blood orgy.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: Coredweller on April 02, 2009, 04:05:12 PM
Even some (smart) women think these books are stupid.
 
Such as... Lucy Knisley
http://lucylou.livejournal.com/566295.html (http://lucylou.livejournal.com/566295.html)
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: GmanJoe on April 03, 2009, 04:04:59 AM
I saw "Let The Right One In" last night. It is such a superior movie to Twilight, it\'s embarrassing to compare. Watch it with English Subtitles.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: Joker on April 03, 2009, 07:37:42 AM
I loved Let The Right One In
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on April 03, 2009, 08:05:54 AM
Honestly, you had to watch the movie to realize it was stupid?

And comparing Let The Right One In to Twilight is nonsense. Totally different films.

It\'s like comparing The Dark Knight to Mystery Men.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: GmanJoe on April 03, 2009, 08:20:26 AM
Quote from: Living-In-Clip


And comparing Let The Right One In to Twilight is nonsense. Totally different films.

It\'s like comparing The Dark Knight to Mystery Men.


Let\'s see.

Vampire. Human. The two have relationships. Vamp wants to bite human. But resists. Vampire and human fall in love with each other.

It makes sense. But one is so much better than the other. I think your tattoos have leaked into your brain.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on April 03, 2009, 08:48:45 AM
Uhm.

Let\'s see.

One a film based on a serious book for adults.

One a film based on a book for teenagers, more specific, female teenagers.

Sure they contain certain things, but they are totally different in tone!
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: GmanJoe on April 03, 2009, 08:54:00 AM
Quote from: Living-In-Clip
Uhm.

Let\'s see.

One a film based on a serious book for adults.

One a film based on a book for teenagers, more specific, female teenagers.

Sure they contain certain things, but they are totally different in tone!


Ok ok....I see that you\'re clearly infatuated with glittery emo vampire boy with the James Dean hair style. It\'s ok. You\'re gay. Like Paul2. :)
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on April 03, 2009, 09:11:58 AM
I have zero desire to ever watch Twilight or read the novels.
Looks like teenager crap.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: GmanJoe on April 03, 2009, 09:49:08 AM
Why is it that the 80\'s teen movies are so much better than today\'s teen movies?

Pretty in Pink. Sixteen Candles. Revenge of the Nerds. St. Elmo\'s Fire. Breakfast Club.

WTF do we have now? High School Musical? Twilight? ugh....

Granted, some movies in the 80s did suck ass though.
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Post by: Coredweller on April 03, 2009, 10:15:46 AM
Some Kind of Wonderful.
 
I like Mary Stuart Masterson.  :p
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Post by: Luke on April 03, 2009, 01:42:38 PM
Lucy Knisley is fantastic...

And Juslight hit it dead on. These books are nothing more than lazy writing catering to teenage girls with low self esteem and boy-crazed brains.
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Post by: Luke on April 03, 2009, 02:01:33 PM
http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/16/twilight-sucks-and-not-in-a-good-way/
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Post by: Viper_Fujax on April 03, 2009, 03:11:33 PM
if it wasnt twilight it\'d be something else just as lame...
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on April 03, 2009, 06:53:31 PM
I honestly thought it was going to be a good movie.  And then I saw the trailer.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on April 06, 2009, 11:34:52 PM
ahh twilight.. yes i had a nice experience with that movie.


It started basically like this. I saw a trailer and thought, hey that can\'t be a bad movie. Got a hot chick, got some vampires, and should be good. I then asked my gf if she was happy to see it and her response was no.

A few weeks pass and my gf turns to me one day and says, "you know that vampire movie, do you want to see it?"  Well, i didn\'t bother to think why she would ask me. So i say yes... We get to the movies and in line are all these chicks asking to see this movie and I’m standing there thinking. That’s strange.
Anyway i get into the theater and its mainly filled with chicks and the odd retard here and there (myself included) I sit down to find out it was a 2+ hr chick flick and felt totally betrayed by my gf.  That little bitch!! So i\'ve learnt a lesson. If my gf wants to see a flick, research wtf it is about because that would have to be the gayest fucken movie ever made.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: Luke on April 07, 2009, 05:25:10 AM
Hey dude, you asked her first...
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: GmanJoe on April 13, 2009, 07:34:10 AM
Go watch "Let the Right One In". It is not a teen flick. It\'s cerebral. It\'s deep. Twilight is a continuation of gay vampires that Anne Rice started.

Quote from: §ôµÏG®ïñD
ahh twilight.. yes i had a nice experience with that movie.


It started basically like this. I saw a trailer and thought, hey that can\'t be a bad movie. Got a hot chick, got some vampires, and should be good. I then asked my gf if she was happy to see it and her response was no.

A few weeks pass and my gf turns to me one day and says, "you know that vampire movie, do you want to see it?"  Well, i didn\'t bother to think why she would ask me. So i say yes... We get to the movies and in line are all these chicks asking to see this movie and I’m standing there thinking. That’s strange.
Anyway i get into the theater and its mainly filled with chicks and the odd retard here and there (myself included) I sit down to find out it was a 2+ hr chick flick and felt totally betrayed by my gf.  That little bitch!! So i\'ve learnt a lesson. If my gf wants to see a flick, research wtf it is about because that would have to be the gayest fucken movie ever made.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on April 13, 2009, 04:42:01 PM
Quote from: Luke
Hey dude, you asked her first...

Glad I\'m not the only one who noticed this.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on April 13, 2009, 06:27:29 PM
wow, based a a trailer that made the movie look half decent. Enough to make my gf not want to see it because she thought it would be gorey, violent etc.
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: cloud345 on April 13, 2009, 10:31:51 PM
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.newsok.com%2Fbamsblog%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F11%2Ftwilight-bad-vampires.jpg&hash=ffc2bc1f04e0d3c1690774dc8fb0fbd9442405a5)

This is what Soulgrind wanted to see
Title: Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on April 14, 2009, 08:47:21 AM
when watching that shitty billy mays crap. I came across this
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904237