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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Paul2 on October 11, 2014, 10:46:40 AM
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So i was at the park today and this guy asked me to suck his dick. I said no and I don't want to get disease. He then unzipped his pants and showed his underwear. Then he pulled down his underwear and showed his dick. It was hard, and he lied that it not hard yet and its that big. It wasn't really that big from his somewhat erect penis. He asked me to suck his dick and i said no.
before he show me his dick, i told him i am gay, and i asked him if he is gay. he said he's straight. So after he showed his dick, i said if he is not gay, then why did he want me to suck his dick. he then said he's bisexual. he told me the girl on the swing is his daughter. so i left and i asked this girl on the swing if that guy is his dad and she said yes.
oh yeah, before he showed me his dick, i asked him how old is he and he said he is 25. he looked older than 25 because he had receding hair line. i asked him at what age did he lost his hair and he said 14 - 15. i think he was lying because at what chances did a guy starting to get bald spot at such a young age.
When i left, i asked if he is Mexican and he said yes. So i was thinking what a disgusting mexican individual.
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More to the point why the hell would someone want to have their dick sucked in front of their kid? :confused:
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ain't that the truth. his daughter - assuming she's his daughter - was sitting on the swing facing the other way.
at first, I was sitting on the swing when he called me over from the grass field to help him carry a picnic table to the other side of the grass area because he said today is his daughter's birthday.
So as i was helping him carrying the picnic table to the other side, his daughter was sitting on the swing facing the other way. We were carrying the table somewhat far behind her as he talked to me and eventually asking me to suck his dick. Sick guy.
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I think the more important question is, why the hell were you still talking to him while he had his dick out?
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good question. maybe i am dumb? maybe he put drug in the air that makes him horny and me horny too? i was also having a boner too possibly from the drug. then he said he is going to showed me his dick so i got horny and curious. but i didn't really like what i see when he showed it though. I should have clarify that he put his dick out then he put it back in after a couple seconds. i think i was dumb and it didn't really crossed my mind to leave at that moment.
just moment ago that i looked back, i realized i should have left the moment he asked me if i should suck his dick but i didn't and then he showed me his dick.
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Uh...yeah. Most people would leave the second he asked to suck his dick. Not get a chubby.
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what does chubby means?
Oh yeah, i also remembered something. after he showed me his dick and put it back in. I remember one of the questions i asked him is does he get paid if i blow him? He said no but now that i think about it. i think someone probably paid him money if i blow him. dirty money. Sick people.
i just googled the word chubby and it means not a real hard on but bigger than normal.
like i said, he probably put drugs in the air that makes both of us horny. Not only that but i think he probably get pay to do what he did.
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You sure you just didn't get horny by seeing a penis? After all, that is what you are attracted to. Same as whenever a chick showed me her tits, I'd get horny too. Don't think she'd put drugs in the air to make us horny.
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i am very sure he put drugs in the air because seconds before he asked me to suck his dick. i got a hard on and he is not that good looking. Then he asked me if i want to see his penis or something like that, i said no but i got horny so i got curious. then he showed me his penis and it was hard too. so i realized he must got the hard on too from the drug's on the air that he's breathing.
even guys that are much more attractive then him, i wouldn't get a hard-on or horny that easily unless i got drugged.
speaking of which, when i see cute guys i usually look at them a lot. lately, i realize because half of my brain is badly injured, i become more of a pervert that i usually look at them for a long time. a lot more of a pervert. but when the left side of my brain is in good shape, i am less of a pervert and i don't usually stare at guys frequently or too long though. Which was a welcoming surprise. So that led me to believe most normal people don't look at people that they find attractive that frequently or for long time either. they are usually less of a pervert. maybe every once in a while they might stare that them or that person for a long time but not all the time though.
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i am very sure he put drugs in the air because seconds before he asked me to suck his dick. i got a hard on and he is not that good looking. Then he asked me if i want to see his penis or something like that, i said no but i got horny so i got curious. then he showed me his penis and it was hard too. so i realized he must got the hard on too from the drug's on the air that he's breathing.
even guys that are much more attractive then him, i wouldn't get a hard-on or horny that easily unless i got drugged.
speaking of which, when i see cute guys i usually look at them a lot. lately, i realize because half of my brain is badly injured, i become more of a pervert that i usually look at them for a long time. a lot more of a pervert. but when the left side of my brain is in good shape, i am less of a pervert and i don't usually stare at guys frequently or too long though. Which was a welcoming surprise. So that led me to believe most normal people don't look at people that they find attractive that frequently or for long time either. they are usually less of a pervert. maybe every once in a while they might stare that them or that person for a long time but not all the time though.
you might have a fart fetish, have you considered that as a diagnosis?
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no. i don't have a fart fetish. whoever told him to exposed his dick and told him to asked me to suck his dick is very bad. somebody paid him dirty money for it.
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I don't get it, why would someone pay him for you to suck his dick? I would have thought if someone was going to get paid to suck dick, it would be you being paid you to suck theirs.
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i guess they wanted me to get disease or sick from sucking his dick. so they pay him dirty money to make me sick.
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There are definitely easier ways to get someone sick than by having you suck a dick.
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i guess they wanted me to get disease or sick from sucking his dick. so they pay him dirty money to make me sick.
but why would he want to make you sick?
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to make my life miserable? because i am immortal and they might be not. speaking about life, i guess when mortal dies, its soul left their body and reincarnated to a baby in the womb and reborn again? the reason i suspect that might be the case is because i am different than other that my heart is immortal and cannot be replace. its continue to beat eternally.
but a mortal's heart, can be remove and get a transplant with a plastic heart and still live. say like dick cheney when i read about him that he got a heart transplant last year and he still live normally and its still him even though he has a different heart. so that makes me suspect that when a person dies, its soul left the body and reincarnated to a new human being's baby.
the reasons i believe everybody have souls are that when i was in probably 5th grade, i hanged upside on a monkey bar on the playground in school. i hanged upside down without hands and i fell and hit my head on the ground. i could feel something bounce out of my body like a soul or something. then it bounce back into my body again. i skinned my left elbow a little from the fall which is a different story.
i remember in junior high maybe in 7th grade or around summer time when regular school is over. around the neighborhood where we used to live, one of my neighbor's friend if i remember correctly did this trick thing where she told me to relax both my hands laying down as she holds both my hands and move them back and forth 9 times, then she let go of my hands and told me to breathe in and out deeply 9 times. then she continue holding both my arms and move them back and forth 7 times, then she let go of my hands and i breathe in and out deeply 7 times.
she continue moving my hands back and forth for 5, 3, and then 1 time, and i breathe in and out deeply for 5, 3, and then 1 time for each of those times she move my hands. Lastly, she does this grab and pull movement with one of her hands above the space on one of my arms and she keep pulling and grabbing the space above my arm. then i could feel my arm lifted up to where her hand is and she continue to grab and pull and move her hand away from the space above my arm as my arm move closer to her hand.
that means she is grabbing and pulling the soul out of my arm and as the soul move toward her hand, my arm move to where the soul is moving. which makes me convince that human beings does have souls.
so i guess that when a person dies, it soul left the body and reincarnated to a new human being. But it still the same person with a different body. new life.
dick cheney transplant heart is a good example of this. he has a different heart, but it still him though. if that is the case, after a person dies and get reincarnated to a new baby, the baby might look different and has a new heart, but it still the same person from previous life because its the same soul getting reincarnated...just a theory that i have.
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What....the fuck.....huh?
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sorry if i confuse. my head wasn't clear when i wrote that and it might be a little confusing. let me re-edit again.
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Trust me dude, there is no need to re-edit it.
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because its still confusing regardless?
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the need for you to re-edit it is not as great as my need to be able to unsee things.
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what is that suppose to mean?
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just that I've seen horrible things. horrible horrible things that no human eyes should have to see.
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And yet this tops your list huh cer?
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just that I've seen horrible things. horrible horrible things that no human eyes should have to see.
what did you see that were horrible Cerberus?
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this thread.
look paul, we all know you're gay, and I don't think anyone here has any real issue with that, it's just that some of the threads you make are seriously of the WTF? calibre.
sometimes, you need to step back, think and then not post stuff like this.
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And yet this tops your list huh cer?
I won't lie, it's right up there.
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what i said are true of what happened at the park. Then i kind of go off topic and talked about human beings have souls and i think they do reincarnate after death. I guess that is the purpose of the souls in our bodies. once you die, i think the soul left the body and reincarnated into a new human beings like into a baby or something like that.
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So what is this horny drug that gets sprayed into the air? I need some for my wife...
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lol. i don't know what its call though. the drug looks invisible to the naked eyes. maybe ask the person that put this drug in the air or ask the person that make this drug.
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I'm thinking more along these lines myself.
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maybe its viagra powder or something similar that was put in the air?
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maybe you just got a major rager at the sight of another man's cock. I have the same reaction when I see woman's arses & tits.
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You'd notice a powder in the air. And I don't think if you take Viagra, you immediately get a boner either. At least I don't think so because it was marketed originally to be a heart medication. Can't be having people with heart problems walking around public with a huge hard on :)
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so guys what's happening in this thread?... ohhh... ok....
"walks back out slowly"
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maybe you just got a major rager at the sight of another man's cock. I have the same reaction when I see woman's arses & tits.
I told you already seconds before he showed me his cock, i got horny and a boner too. Again, before, not after. So he put the drugs in the air to make both of us horny and have hard-ons.
You'd notice a powder in the air. And I don't think if you take Viagra, you immediately get a boner either. At least I don't think so because it was marketed originally to be a heart medication. Can't be having people with heart problems walking around public with a huge hard on :)
like i said, it might be viagra or something similar. maybe it invisible powder then. again, ask the guy that put that in the air or ask the person or people that make that drug.
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And they are.....?
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maybe you just got a major rager at the sight of another man's cock. I have the same reaction when I see woman's arses & tits.
I told you already seconds before he showed me his cock, i got horny and a boner too. Again, before, not after. So he put the drugs in the air to make both of us horny and have hard-ons.
You'd notice a powder in the air. And I don't think if you take Viagra, you immediately get a boner either. At least I don't think so because it was marketed originally to be a heart medication. Can't be having people with heart problems walking around public with a huge hard on :)
like i said, it might be viagra or something similar. maybe it invisible powder then. again, ask the guy that put that in the air or ask the person or people that make that drug.
we have a word for it in the english language, it's called..
anticipation
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And they are.....?
what are you talking about? are you asking me what drug is it? i dunno. or are you asking me who are the people that make this drug? i dunno either.
maybe you just got a major rager at the sight of another man's cock. I have the same reaction when I see woman's arses & tits.
I told you already seconds before he showed me his cock, i got horny and a boner too. Again, before, not after. So he put the drugs in the air to make both of us horny and have hard-ons.
You'd notice a powder in the air. And I don't think if you take Viagra, you immediately get a boner either. At least I don't think so because it was marketed originally to be a heart medication. Can't be having people with heart problems walking around public with a huge hard on :)
like i said, it might be viagra or something similar. maybe it invisible powder then. again, ask the guy that put that in the air or ask the person or people that make that drug.
we have a word for it in the english language, it's called..
anticipation
I didn't know what anticipation means and i have to look it up. then i look up the work anticipate and it means to know beforehand. i don't really know for sure if i know beforehand, if i did i would have refuse to help him carrying the picnic table to the other side.
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If I was suspecting that I had been drugged I'd probably be googling "invisible airborne boner drug."
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it didn't crossed my mind to google it. I probably wouldn't find it because i don't know what kind of drug is it. You got any luck finding what it is if you are going to google it?
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http://bit.ly/ZMLD6e
#1 on the list... We're famous!!!
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interesting link. it automatic type that in the google search engine and open up the list of related links. But i still couldn't find anything. eh. not really that important to me though.
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:D
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http://bit.ly/ZMLD6e
#1 on the list... We're famous!!!
Oh god. That is hilarious. Though you should see some of the searches that land here on my Google Analytics. Not sure what it would say about the people here, lol.
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Well damn.....I clicked here expecting to see a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and it was worse than I feared.
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Jesus H, What the hell is going on in here? I think this board is experiencing an "Idiocracy"- type meltdown... you would think as we get older, this would get LESS weird.
Nope. Not us.
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Jesus H, What the hell is going on in here? I think this board is experiencing an "Idiocracy"- type meltdown... you would think as we get older, this would get LESS weird.
Nope. Not us.
you didn't happen to search google for "invisible airborne boner drug" and it brought you back here, did you?
if so, and you found anything, let paul know.
it's only a matter of time before we get an influx of doggers & cottagers, all thanks to paul.
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Man, we used to use homophobic slurs every other post on here. I don't know how to message board anymore.
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This is the type of thread that would have achieved legendary status had it been made during the golden age.
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Isn't it amazing how much our communication styles have changed since the golden age of this forum? We changed as people, our humor did and technologym m with all that said, this is the faggiest fag post ever. Never seen so much talk about rape and sucking dick. May as well be an online text version of HBOs Oz.
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Isn't it amazing how much our communication styles have changed since the golden age of this forum? We changed as people, our humor did and technologym m with all that said, this is the faggiest fag post ever. Never seen so much talk about rape and sucking dick. May as well be an online text version of HBOs Oz.
I dunno man. Racers shower story still is kinda the faggiest post ever made here. Though this thread may be a close second ;)
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its very gay but the incident at the park did happens. you can say i almost got rape but luckily didn't.
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Its not rape if someone asks you to suck their cock and you get a chubby and start blowing him in the par . Its just plain ole gay park sex.
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when i say rape, i meant that i almost got rape by him. the underlying word is almost. luckily he didn't force me to suck his dick and luckily i refuse and he just leave me alone. beside he put horny drug in the air to make both of us horny.
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Oh god. Not the mysterious boner drug again
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A particularly potent dose of the horny drug must have been released in my room as I was reading this story, because I am throbbing!
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This guy should release this Boner drug to the general public. He would make millions and it would make viagra pills a thing of the past. :thumbsup:
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lol. the scary thing is this kind of drug does exist. put it in the air and the other person inhale it, got horny and likely have sex with the other person nearby because both people are horny. but the dangerous thing is, what if that other person isn't into this person but that person got drugged and got horny and have sex with this person? that is like rape drug or something like that.
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Isn't it much more likely that you were simply aroused by the situation?
It's entirely possible to find sexual arousal in a scenario you would otherwise have no real world interest in. Something like one in three women experience rape fantasy's without *actually* wanting to be raped. Have you fantasized about the experience since the incident?
As far as I am aware, there are no "horny drugs" specifically as you have described, and the odds of your being attacked by a rogue industrial chemist with a peculiar fetish seem highly improbable when compared to the much simpler explanation.
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please. that guy that drugged the air lied that he is not gay and other things. he even showed me his penis and it was hard and he lied that it wasn't hard and its that big already. He told me to suck his dick and i just said no. i got a hard-on before he showed his penis and i believe it was the drug in the air.
no, i haven't fantasized about the experience since the incident because he is not that good looking. receding hair line, and he is average looking. maybe you want to experience rape fantasies. i never said he is a chemist. like i said on my older posts, somebody probably paid him dirty money and gave him the drug.
you just pretend to act dumb and wanted to give me a hard time. Reminds me of Evi when he acted dumb and gave me a hard time about telling me to practice more on the guitar to build calluses. Now that i think about it, he wanted me to hurt my fingers with the sharp strings on the guitar. I should probably call him Evil instead of Evi. I already said on my older posts that the strings that come with the guitar doesn't hurt my fingers not until I got it replaces and it hurts my finger just about a minute of practicing it. I assumed he read my previous posts and then play dumb told me to continue practicing the guitar to build calluses. So I am pretty sure he knows what I already said on my previous posts that the new strings hurt my fingers and he pretended to not know or understand and told me to practice it to build calluses so my fingers won't hurt. I am pretty upset at the Evil Evi guy now that i think about it.
Just a few days ago, i tried to play it for under a minute and it hurts my finger immediately after a few seconds of playing it. Again, i will repeat - the strings that come with the guitar doesn't hurt my fingers at all when i practice it. Unless i practice for hours for days, then it start to hurt my fingers. and Again, the new strings hurt my fingers within a few seconds of playing it. Thinking about it, Evi is acting like a jerk.
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There are some drugs that can inspire trust, and comfort very quickly with one another that a person could theoretically use to seduce someone, but not make them instantly horny and give them an erection. Please post a link to the drug you're referring to. Have you ever taken Viagra? It takes about 40 minutes to have an effect, and even then requires physical stimulation to achieve a (massive) erection.
Imagine if this hypothetical airborne drug you talk about was released into crowded places like a discotheque, subway or football stadium. Just picture the aftermath.
Hell, opposing sides on a battlefield could hurl it at their enemy combatants to incapacitate them!
It's chemical warfare!
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Paul2, greatest troll ever. No one could keep up a lie online as long as him. Second best / runners up goes to me.
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I dunno lic a lyer can only keep up a lie for so long. I think this is the real deal.
Paul, don't accuse other members of maliciously trying to hurt you when you a) have no proof and, b) told you advice not only did multiple members tell you including myself but any guitar teacher would tell you. Consider this a warning. Shit my guitar teacher told me to stop playing my electric and only practice my acoustic to build up finger strength and calluses because the strings were coarser.
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i got a warning. oh no. what did i do wrong here? but i am telling the truth. again, i told you the new strings got replace not once but twice hurt my fingers in just seconds of playing it. just after a few strums and it hurts my fingers. again, the teacher lied to me that the guitar was in the bag when he dropped it. the guitar wasn't in the bag that time. i remember he told me not to put it in the bag when we left for lunch. not only that but he exaggerated and told me he came to america in 1993 years when but he told other he came here for 10 years.
if you say i am lying, then how come the guy that showed me his dick has a hard-on too and then he showed me his dick? the horny drug makes him horny too and he lied to me that he is not gay.
titan, i remember like a couple months prior, you made a thread asking who want to suck my dick for a million dollars a year. that's very strange too.
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i got a warning. oh no. what did i do wrong here? but i am telling the truth. again, i told you the new strings got replace not once but twice hurt my fingers in just seconds of playing it. just after a few strums and it hurts my fingers. again, the teacher lied to me that the guitar was in the bag when he dropped it. the guitar wasn't in the bag that time. i remember he told me not to put it in the bag when we left for lunch. not only that but he exaggerated and told me he came to america in 1993 years when but he told other he came here for 10 years.
if you say i am lying, then how come the guy that showed me his dick has a hard-on too and then he showed me his dick? the horny drug makes him horny too and he lied to me that he is not gay.
titan, i remember like a couple months prior, you made a thread asking who want to suck my dick for a million dollars a year. that's very strange too.
Paul, I like you and consider you a friend, but I need you to understand when you make accusations like that in a public forum like this, it creates a very hostile environment. If that person sees that post, it creates a very bad situation for everyone on the board. Not only that but it puts the admins in a tough and awkward position to resolve the issue. My job here is to pay the bills every month to keep this site open for you guys and to also make sure every one of you here has a safe and fun experience without any kind of anger or hostilities. And as owner of the site, I have to stay neutral and I need to come down on comments like you posted that can be taken as hostile and prevent a really bad situation. It was nothing personal and I would have done the same to anyone else here.
The warning wasn't a threat, and I don't want you to take it as that. I was on my phone at work when I posted that and couldn't explain better. But I'm going to say this (which is what I should have said in my initial post) and it goes for everyone here. If you post any comments about a member here that could be taken as hostile, I or another admin will remove your post. Simple as that. I feel I am being more than fair here. If you have an issue with a member, take it up with me first.
And in response to the post you said I made, I honestly have no idea what you are talking about or accusing me of. Scouring the board the only thing I can find remotely close to what you said I said is in the thread in the link below, which I wasn't even the one who said it.
http://psx4central.com/community/index.php/topic,43647.0.html
But I'm going to leave this thread on a positive note. Paul, you did a great job on the birthday greeting. I enjoyed working with you on it and you should feel really proud. It is active as we speak. For those who don't know, I've been working with Paul on a new birthday email to replace our generic one. So keep an eye out for it on your birthday.
Thread closed.
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