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Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: SonyFan on December 22, 2000, 07:19:41 PM: I think my school had about the highest concentration of oddly named teachers ever.

Mr. Oaken - Tokin Oaken (He was a pot head)
Mr. McCrackin - Phil
Mr. Cherry - Buster
Mrs. Hunt - Ms. Cu-nt
Mr. Woodard - Woody (Wood Shop teacher)
Mr. Reahard - Mr. Retard
Mr. Balsmeyer - Mr. Papsmear
Mrs. Gearman - Wicked Witch of the West
Mr. Davis - We didn\'t have a nickname for him, but we\'d still make fun of him cause he used to s-s-s-studder when talking about s-s-s-sex ed.
Mr. Hoopengarner - Mr. Poopengardener
Mr. Imhoff - Jack
Mr. McManama - Mr. Bannanaballs

What screwed up nick names did you give your teachers?
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: Living-In-Clip on December 22, 2000, 07:22:14 PM: None. I was always a model student, who teachers loved !:) Then, I went to home schooling, so I had no teacher to really insult.
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: live on December 22, 2000, 08:51:18 PM: i only have one teacher with a nickname
mr. benner=mr.boner
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: Solid Snake 88 on December 22, 2000, 10:05:57 PM: LOL! Thats a good one. :D
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: SHaCKLeD on December 23, 2000, 10:53:18 AM: We had a substitute teacher once that we called Pee Wee. Can\'t remember his real name, but he was nothing like Pee Wee tho. Oh and one more thing about him, he wore those button up shirts but would leave the top button undone. This of course would show some of his chest hairs, and some kid actually saw him combinng them! ewwww......
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Post by: Kane on December 23, 2000, 08:51:25 PM: We have one teacher named Mr. Worden that we call Old Man. We don\'t call him that to piss him off, though, because I\'d never want to have this guy pissed off at me. He was in the Navy SEALs during Vietnam and I think he still has flashbacks sometimes. This is no lie, about 6 or 7 years ago he picked this 220+ lbs. student up and threw him through a plexi-glass window. He jokes around with us alot, but I bet he\'d be one bad mofo in fight.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on December 23, 2000, 08:53:57 PM: we have a teacher at our school, we call " One-Nut " because in a school photo once, he was wearing this pair of short shorts...and you can use your imaginations for the rest

the worst bit is, the photo is hanging up where everyone can see it
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: unknown on December 24, 2000, 12:56:57 PM: well we had some pencils in class,and they were no.2 di*k blick that was the name of the pencil i swear, and we would scratch out the b now what does it say lmao, we would turn them in to the teacher like that i will make a svcan of it if i find the one i brought home
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Post by: Halberto on December 24, 2000, 01:06:21 PM: I have a mean woman teacher that looks like a man, so i gave her the name Man-whitch. And I have a teacher with a big gap in her teeth, her name is Gap-tist. :D
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Post by: Darth Joyda on December 24, 2000, 01:27:53 PM: We have a teacher called Mrs. Kananen ( that\'s Chicken ), and we call him Chicken :)

She sounds like one too... ANNOYING TEACHER

One, from my lower grades, teacher we called the Crownest. We got detention for that :)

Oh and there\'s a teacher called Mrs. Volt, and we of course call him Volt, Sparky or Electric -*****.

And many more... ;)
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Post by: Jesus on January 09, 2003, 05:00:50 PM: I called one teacher crap shoes because he walked in one day and had dog shit on his shoes.
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Post by: shockwaves on January 09, 2003, 05:04:10 PM: I\'d make a comment about killing Jesus if I didn\'t just know someone would take offense. Stop posting in topics more than 2 years old.
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: Titan on January 09, 2003, 05:04:57 PM: My french teacher- Phsyco bitch
Bitch
Dumbass
Stupid whore. Yeah, I hate my french teacher. She never heard me say those though.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on January 09, 2003, 05:12:29 PM: Had a math teacher in year 7... he\'s name was Mr. Rierra.. So i called him Mr Sierra.

One of my Indonesian teachers name was pak san. We named him pak cum.
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: shockwaves on January 09, 2003, 05:54:11 PM: I don\'t know...nothing that creative here. Let\'s see...

There are a few teachers we call by their first names, such as my English teacher, Mrs. Smith. We call her Alida.

I had a Chem teacher the last two years named Mr. Gunner (http://i.xanga.com/shockwaves/gunner.jpg). We always simply called him Gunner, or Gunner-Man. He was an alcoholic though, and although he was my favorite teacher I ever had, he would be out a lot. Our usual sub was Mr. Parker, who looked kinda like Gunner, only cleaner. We usually called him Clean Gunner, or simply CG.

Then I had a technology teacher named Mr. Peters. Most people call him P Diddy now though :) That guy was great.
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Post by: theomen on January 09, 2003, 06:13:13 PM: I\'ve just always had the habbit of calling teachers by their first name, which they rarely like.
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Post by: Jesus on January 09, 2003, 06:38:30 PM: Is it a crime to post in old topics? I didn\'t get a chance when they first were posted....
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: shockwaves on January 09, 2003, 07:18:10 PM: Yes, it is. If you like an old topic, make a new one with the same subject. No one wants you posting random, and largely useless information at time in topics that no one has posted in for years. Maybe if you do it in one, it\'s ok. When you do it in a bunch, it\'s not.
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: Jesus on January 09, 2003, 07:20:33 PM: Okay how bout I ressurect one topic a week, every friday starting NEXT week? We will call it the magical resurection of Jesus.
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: Fayded on January 09, 2003, 07:29:27 PM: There\'s a teacher in my high school that teaches geometry and up. His name is Mr. Bates...everyone calls him Master Bates instead. But he doesnt seem to care.
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: Jesus on January 09, 2003, 07:34:24 PM: Hahah in EQ there is a fisherman is named Bate Masterson.
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: shockwaves on January 09, 2003, 07:36:06 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Jesus
Okay how bout I ressurect one topic a week, every friday starting NEXT week? We will call it the magical resurection of Jesus.

I like the name, but what\'s the point really of bringing these things back? If you like an old topic, just start a new thread with the same theme or question.
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: Heat on January 09, 2003, 07:45:23 PM: Err, I didn\'t really have names for them, I just generally swore and abused them. My most hated teacher Mr Carington I used to call Pegeon, coz well, he looked like one. He\'s the fuc* that got me thrown out of maths for the last 5 months of school. He used to get on my back every lesson so I jumped up got right up to his face ( I\'m about 1 foot taller ) and said " shut your fuc*ing mouth, you ****, or I\'ll nut ya" oh the shit that got me into, that\'s what made me fail maths.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 10, 2003, 07:52:15 AM: Mrs Handcock - Mrs Wankcock!
Egghead - Mr Arnold the Headmaster
Mrs Buckley - Mrs F*ckley!:D
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Post by: Samwise on January 10, 2003, 07:56:18 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Mrs Handcock - Mrs Wankcock!
Because handcock wasn\'t bizarre in it\'s own right?
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Post by: Rya on January 10, 2003, 12:49:44 PM: Mr. York- New York City...it was the other sixth grade class (years ago) that put that on the board while this guy was subbing and we lost every chance to go to a Six Flags theme park as a graduation field trip.

Ms. Cobos- Ms. Caboose...or so I\'ve heard friends call her.
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Post by: square_marker on January 10, 2003, 12:54:05 PM: I never really gave any of my teachers nicknames. One day, one of them called me square marker. And you know what happens after that.
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Post by: Titan on January 10, 2003, 12:55:39 PM: I thought you name was square MAKER. Oops, I just realized that.
Title: What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???
Post by: square_marker on January 10, 2003, 01:04:01 PM: Well my initals are mm....and last name is marker...and my teacher got off on math or something. So anyone with 2 of the same initals got a special name..... you wanna know what i think...i think he wanted to get in my pants. Then again...could ya blame him?
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Post by: ooseven on January 10, 2003, 01:05:48 PM: apparently my supervisour at Uni nickname is Cairo Fred :confused:

but he\'s Real cool and From Lybia

i hope he don\'t read this :(
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Post by: Silent D on January 11, 2003, 08:44:57 PM: Wow, now that I think about it we, had a lot.

Mr. Bater- Masturbator, never figured out how that came about.
Ms. Hausler- Ms. Hustler, she could swang that thang. ;)
Mr. Fagnant- Mr. Fagg*t, Oh my god, this guy was too easy, his first name was Dick! Rumor says that his middle name was Les.
Mrs. Cole- Mrs. Cold, she was an ice queen.
Ms. Mitchell- Ms. Bitchell, she insisted on being called MIZZ. As if she was proud that she was mean, hideously fat, and not married.
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Post by: on January 12, 2003, 03:13:35 PM: Lol yeah. Mr. Fagnants middle name was Les. Dick Les Fagnant. Too good. I make the best prank calls, "Is Dickless fag here?" damn that shits funny.

Mrs. Hausler- Mrs. Hustler
Mrs. Saiz- Bitch... :laughing:
Mr. Potter- Harry, harry potter.

I cant think of any.
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Post by: Viper_Fujax on January 12, 2003, 04:03:43 PM: i only had one in grade school that anyone came up with a name. there was a ms. myers who had a mullet and a mans face who looked identicle to Mcgyver(sp?). so i just called her that the whole year. Now theres a Richard(dick) Hardick, but he has cancer and hes a good person so noone makes fun of his name any more.
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Post by: jinxx on January 13, 2003, 06:41:06 PM: I have a teacher named Mr. Schmidtt of whom we call Schmidtler. He is actually kind of cool sometimes, but only when he is making fun of a girl in my class.
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Post by: Eiksirf on January 14, 2003, 02:07:24 PM: Heh, I had a math teacher Mrs. Bachelor and we called her Linebacker Bachelor and Man Hands.

Another guy, Mr. Chorney was Bearded Man.

We had a teacher with one glass eye who shared the last name of the Unibomber so we came up with Uni-eyer.

Then there was the guy we only ever saw in the cafeteria that looked just like Jeff Foxworthy, and so he was nicknamed such.

Mrs. Leth was the Rat.

Heh, I get a kick out of some of those. We had a lot of fun in high school.

-Eik