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Playstation/Gaming Discussions => PS3 Discussion => Topic started by: on January 04, 2001, 11:08:52 PM
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lol, yer dumb ass didnt notice i changed yer sig the last time u posted this trash
i wish Vbb had the option of editing thread titles like Ubb did, oh well.
[Edited by mm on 01-05-2001 at 02:21 AM]
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I agree dood.. Piracy is lame.. SO no one do it.. OHH wait u do. But mm changed everything opps my mistake :rolleyes:
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LMAO, This is too funny. I suggest that all newbies hang out as lurkers for a little while before you join. That way you won\'t be embarassed like this guy.
BTW, Nice job mm and Nate.
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hmmm... hehe... stupid Joyda is... bad humour he has... understand this joke he completely didn\'t... laughing he is still...
Humble newbies... act like ones. Jedi\'s without training you can\'t be. Piracy suck5 badly.
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Originally posted by Joyda
hmmm... hehe... stupid Joyda is... bad humour he has... understand this joke he completely didn\'t... laughing he is still...
Humble newbies... act like ones. Jedi\'s without training you can\'t be. Piracy suck5 badly.
Was i any different master.
Well.. Yes i was.. but was i master?
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
Originally posted by Joyda
hmmm... hehe... stupid Joyda is... bad humour he has... understand this joke he completely didn\'t... laughing he is still...
Humble newbies... act like ones. Jedi\'s without training you can\'t be. Piracy suck5 badly.
Was i any different master.
Well.. Yes i was.. but was i master? [/B]
started teaching you, we did, when you were young. Yes, young you was. Good Jedi you have become. Master; your master I am not. Once the greatest Jedi you will be... Too old for this I am. as a jedi I should retire... I can see the fall of an empire.
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So.. Master u are saying your week.. I\'m gonna KICK your arse and RULE the universe... BUHHHAHAHAHAHAH, Muhahahahahah... Just kidding.. Don\'t sweat it master. ;)
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
So.. Master u are saying your week.. I\'m gonna KICK your arse and RULE the universe... BUHHHAHAHAHAHAH, Muhahahahahah... Just kidding.. Don\'t sweat it master. ;)
Weak you will be when 900th birthday you celebrate. Sweat I will not. But old heart of mine almost stopped, yes it did...
Kidding Joyda is.
But master of the universe you want to be... kicking my arse, what would it help? Master of the universe I\'m not. Ask God; maybe he\'ll be merciful to master of the undead, hmmmm?
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I don\'t need help from god. I\'m DEAD already. Why would i bother.. U cut me, Do i not bleed... NO i don\'t.. My limbs will just grow back. I\'m older then 900. I\'ve come back from 500 years into the future. I\'m now 1200. I\'m older then u joyda. Student becomes master i think.. Muhahaha.
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Finally a match for me I found. An opponent worthy of a fight from the dark side. Greater than any sith, older than any being...
Revealing yourself wise is not. Now your weaknesses I know. Dead you are. Why bother to fight; kill you I can not.
Still interested about a lasersword duel are you? :)
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Originally posted by Joyda
Finally a match for me I found. An opponent worthy of a fight from the dark side. Greater than any sith, older than any being...
Revealing yourself wise is not. Now your weaknesses I know. Dead you are. Why bother to fight; kill you I can not.
Still interested about a lasersword duel are you? :)
Sure...
"Pulls out a Lightsabre. BZzzzzzzzzt" His color BLACK
"Joyda pulls out his little LightSabre BZzzzzzzt" His color White
"Joyda then goes too attack SoulGrind, But soulGrind is just too powerful, Using force push, Soulgrind Throws Joyda across the room. But while Joyda is flying across the room, SoulGrind throws his DARK EVIL lightsabre towards him. With little force, Joyda reflects the sabre towards SoulGrind. Then Flips backwards so his feet meet the wall. Then lands on the ground with his little old arms crossed.. Joyda then smiles.
"He then POUNCES at SoulGrind. Using a very smart Sabre throw too take SoulGrind of Guard. SoulGrind reflects the sabre, Joyda catches it and strikes at SoulGrinds Gut.
SoulGrind laughing Blocks the sabre pushing down on the top of Joydas LightSabre. He pushes down on Joyda.. Joyda has trouble pushing up agianst the Evil SoulGrind, SoulGrind Laughs and Draws another Sabre out.. This one he stabs right through Joydas tiny gut. So hard he PINS him too the wall.. Joyda then starts too slowly slide down the sabre, Cutting himself inhalf.. Then he vanishes. SoulGrind pats down on his clothing too find nothing.
"Joyda spirt is around, Somewhere." "we will meet again Joyda." Says SoulGrind. "In this life or the next."
Stay Tuned, Too Joyda\'s reply.
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Now undead I became as well... Strenght you gave me. Fool you are if you thought you could kill me. Jedi\'s never die.
My master you will not be. Undead I may be, but your slave? Never!
*Joyda pulls out his undead lightsaber with a "zzzwwwshwooooosh" cutting right trough the dead air. SoulGrind, the devilish spirit, lies on the horizon. Joyda feels no pain, much lighter and size is not the matter anymore.
Joyda flies towards SoulGrind who can see this from far away. Joyda fears nothing; he has nothing to lose. He\'s already dead. Joyda falls to the ground near SoulGrind\'s feet and swings to them with his lightsaber. SoulGrind just laughs because what can beat undead? Joyda is new to this world so SoulGrind accepts this mistake.
Joyda puts his lightsaber away as the fight would be endless. He just disappears back to the horizon to watch this crazy thread waiting for SoulGrind\'s answer.
The immortal master (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yodajeff.com%2Fmultimedia%2Fimages%2Fpictures%2F0000%2Fb%2F000043.gif&hash=e656d8dc8a5f4323b1ddb1780c06c03a9226dbfb)
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SoulGrind Laughs.. Knowing that joyda is now no match for him. His strength has grown. But his sprit is still weak. His spirt is untrained to the world of living dead. SoulGrind knows Joyda doesn\'t know how too use his Undead powers.
SoulGrind vanishes into his own shadow. Joyda looks around, He knows he cannot die, But for a strange reason he feels cold and afraid. Afraid of what, He doesn\'t know.
Then out of nowwhere SoulGrind apears out of Joyda\'s OWN shadow. Joyda jumps backed shocked from this. SoulGrind then links his 2 undead sabres together, Making a Doubled ended light sabre. One side black, One side White.
Joyda unsure of what too do. Turns and runs as fast as he can. SoulGrind laughs, He thinks too himself "This poor fool, Doesn\'t know his feet are only in his mind. Why run in the undead world. You can fly fool".
So SoulGrind flys. High in the sky. He gets above Joyda, As joyda runs for dear life, Though he is already dead.
SoulGrind Throws his sabre straight infront of Joyda.
But joyda is looking back, Behind himself. Looking For SoulGrind. He doesn\'t notice the sabre blade sticking out of the ground. He runs right into it. Cutting himself from stomic too his private parts, and straight through.
Joyda falls too the ground.
SoulGrind using force pull. Draws his Sabre back Too himself. SoulGrind then continues too fall very fast at joyda, Aiming with his sabre at little helpless joyda\'s head. SoulGrind then MISSES, He talks too joyda, We will continue this. You will heal my little now too be student.
When u have Fully learnt this world. Then we will have a proper match. Till then. Heal and grow strong.
Stay tuned for Joyda\'s REPLY. Will Joyda be fully trained or will he be in his training. Only joyda and time will tell.
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You two worry me. LucasFilms better come out with the Star Wars DVD soon, for you two quit re-inacting the scenes!
:D
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some training Joyda needs. Now he agrees. His mind is not ready yet.
Ancestors Joyda has. Once they were the greatest Jedi\'s. Qui-Gon is there, Mace Windu too. And Darth Vader, of course. Joyda\'s learning.
Joyda foresees that his fight with SoulGrind will be unlimited, ever going. The battle of immortals can never be easy and short. He realizes that there are no rules in the world he lives. No gravity, no limitations of body. He realizes that the world he once lived in is kind of Matrix-Paradox. It isn\'t made by computers; it\'s the god himself. Or prefer not to call it anything. The world Joyda once lived in is just imagined. The beings there are truly dead, only training for their real world. This world.
The whole mystery of life is beginning to reveal.
Joyda needs time. But the fight will continue. Forever
So forth speaks Joyda, the apprentice of immortal death (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yodajeff.com%2Fmultimedia%2Fimages%2Fpictures%2F0000%2Fb%2F000043.gif&hash=e656d8dc8a5f4323b1ddb1780c06c03a9226dbfb)
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
You two worry me. LucasFilms better come out with the Star Wars DVD soon, for you two quit re-inacting the scenes!
:D
Silence you fool. Things you see going around here are something you possibly can\'t comprehend.
This is the duel of fate.
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SoulGrind continues too train joyda.. But then a strange voice is heard. This voice says "You two worry me. LucasFilms better come out with the Star Wars DVD soon, for you two quit re-inacting the scenes!"
Joyda and SoulGrind look at each other. In a Strange look to each other. They seem to know what each is thing.
SoulGrind draws his sabre
Joyda draws his sabre.
SoulGrind then Leaps at this stranger whom said the words. He cuts the stranger through his chest, Cutting him in 2.
At the same time joyda leaps at the stranger. Cutting him through the cut. Cutting him into 3rds.
This stranger stands there for a second. He has a lot of fear in his eyes. Then He falls and splits into three parts.
SoulGrind notices some ID Tags on his neck.. He uses force pull and grabs them. He reads them... They read "Living-In-Clip"
SoulGrind and Joyda laugh. Poor fool. Maybe he will learn not too piss us off anymore. Joyda smilies.
"Was i any different master."
THE
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Joyda watches Soulgrind. "Amen" he says. "Fun it sure was" he replies.
The Joyda who once was is no more. The earthly Joyda, bathing in his wisdom, is just a memory.
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Yikes!
I learned my lesson.
Can we please stop attacking me now? I\'m like the love-able little ewoks things. You know, I ramble, make no sense, but don\'t attack me for it.
Living-In-Clip thinks to himself. "These guys really have to stop using me for practice of their skills."
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SoulGrind looks at Living-in-clip. Then SG says. "you still bugging me, Sigh. You will have too die again."
SoulGrind draws a light sabre. Using force throw he throws the sabre at Living-in-clip. The sabre goes through the air like a spear. Hitting L-I-C in the head. Going straight through his head making a huge mess everywhere.
SoulGrind walks up to L-I-C and pulls the sabre from his head. SG says "Maybe u will stop bugging me now"
"when u heal. I will continue too paint the floor with your blood if you do not leave me alone to train Joyda."
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Living-In-Clip sneaks off in his own puddle of blood.
He looks at the Jedi\'s ship. He gets an idea. He pulls out from his bag of "tricks" a copy of Windows ME. He crawls onboard the ship and installs Windows ME as the main OS for the system control.
"Ha! That will teach them to cut me in half constantly! They\'ll crash in mid-space!".
He walks away with a smirk, as blood drips down him.
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SoulGrind sees L-I-C leaving, He follows him and spys on him installing the OS.. As L-I-C leaves the ship. SG walks up too him. SoulGrind Laughs. "FOOL we don\'t need our legs too cross over seas or even planes too fly. We can fly using our minds". L-I-C starts too sweat. SG smilies and Draws his lightsabre.. ZRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM. Throw the stomic. "ARGHHHHH" L-I-C screams.. "NOT AGAIN" He falls too the ground, Spliting in 2. SG smilies. "Try anything like that agian, and i\'ll split u up into 1000\'s of little pieces.
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Hmm... I think I\'ll jot these lines down, they\'re GOLD!! I might use it in my next movie... ooohhh I can see it now.... Hollywood.... the big screen..... now playing..... "The Undead". Ooohhh.... you guys are genious:bounce:
I want more... more... MORE... :D
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Understand everything L-I-C can\'t. Realize this he can not. The world we are now in is a counter-part with the world we lived in. We can see everything that\'s going around, we can move objects from the world these stupid mortals are living if we want to.
so speaks apprentice of the undead master (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yodajeff.com%2Fmultimedia%2Fimages%2Fpictures%2F0000%2Fb%2F000043.gif&hash=e656d8dc8a5f4323b1ddb1780c06c03a9226dbfb)
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And i\'m told i have problems
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dont we all my friend,
a bird in the hand is worth two in th- what the heck am i saying?
well, anyway please don\'t scare us (joyda and soulgrind)
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Lol \'Torsk\', nice name. :D
I take it your SoulGrind\'s brother or perhaps just SoulGrind himself?
If anyone was wondering \'torsk\' means \'jerk\' in Danish (oh, and it\'s a fish too).