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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SonyFan on January 09, 2001, 12:21:09 AM
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I remember this one time my cousin was over at my house and we were playing with my dad\'s .38 revolver. We were just shooting up books and trying to have a good time, but this dorky little bastard I used to hang with kept calling. See, he thought me an my cousin were cool and he wanted to be "one of the guys".
So the next time he called my cousin and I acted like we were stoned off our asses. We told him we were playing russian roulette and occassionally we\'d pull the trigger on an empty chamber close to the phone so he could here it. After about five clicks, my cuz loaded up the next chamber and said "Oh ****, I think I\'m gonna get it" loud enough for him to hear it.
I don\'t remember what the dude said next because I put the reciever of the phone right next to the chamber and fired. My cuz fell backwards onto the porch pretty hard and I got back on the phone screaming frantically, "Oh crap, he acually did it.. he\'s ****ing dead man.. I gotta go, I gotta call the ambulence!!", and then I just hung up on him.
It was funny as hell at the time, but now that I look back... yeah, it\'s still pretty funny. The dude is a gimp. He actually believed that my cousin was dead for like a month afterward.
What\'s the absolute cruelest prank you\'ve ever pulled?
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LOL!!!
I got nothing on that...:D
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The Cruelest prank?
I do a lot of them... can\'t separate the cruelest really...
Give me time to think... I will post something... but until then I\'m going to remember what I have done... BHOAWHAWHA!
Evil is inside me...
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One time I had a bunch of oreos and I scraped all the middles out of them. I mixed it up with a bunch of ex-lax knock off brand stuff and then mixed them back and put them back on the oreo and gave them to a bunch of ****s I hated. mmm, mmm, those were good oreos :D
Eric Jacob
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Iv\'e gone past a guy with his left leg missing.... WHILST HOPPING ON MINE :D
Ahhh the things you do as a kid
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This new year me and my friend took two of my friend\'s little-sisters dolls, ripped them open, pulled the stuffings out and tortured the b4stards with bombs :)
Finally both of the dolls ( puppets; dog and a cat; very cute... very big... ) were melted down... hmmm... the pleasure... No, I mean.. it was horrible to hear the little sister out then. This friend\'s sisters are just crazy; so all the little girl shouted at us was: "F*CK YOO!"
Hmmm... of course phone-pranks.. i\'ve made many... but they\'re hard to explain because you don\'t know what certain finnish names mean :)
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AlteredBeast - MMMmmmm Food Pranks. I used to love those. My Foods class in HS used to have to make cookies for the football players before every game. Well the teacher should have known better than to put five football player hating stoners in the same group. :D We, uh, took certain liberties with the recipies. Ever had a jalipino, eggshell, and rubber cement cookie? God that was fun.
Darth Joyda - Phone pranks are fun. My friend Steeve sounds JUST like the black dude from the Jerky Boys. He, my cousin, and I used to call teen suicide helplines and tell them all kinds of crazy ****. I remember one time he told them that his dad threw a hammer at his head and locked him in the bathroom for two days streight. He said he was tripping out on like 20 hits of acid and finally decided to kill himself after he saw the sun melt.
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hehehe nice one sonyfan.
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Hmm let me think...I guess the worst one that I ever did was, ring someones doorbell at 3am on a Thursday and when they came to the door I sprayed Ketchup all over them. And then ran like hell. While I sprayed the guy with Ketchup, my friend threw 3 eggs at him. It was funny. Tons of phone pranks though. I pulled some really good ones.
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When I was 13, my friend took a sh*t in a bag, i put it on someones doorstep, rang the doorbell, and got the f*ck up outta there. It\'s probably been done many times, but it sure was funny as hell at the time.
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I use to pee in my dad\'s soda. He would drink MT.DEW out of the can. When he would leave it alone for a second, I\'d pee in it.
That was always tons of fun.
Another time, my cousin who I never liked demanded me to cook her a hamburger while she was taking a shower. So before I made it, I put ground dog food in it, spit on it, let a germand shepard lick it and then cooked it. Then, it ended up my grandmother ate it. :)
My mother and I use to play a cruel prank on my dad. Before he would get home from work, she\'d go somewhere and hide. He\'d come home and find me crying. He\'d ask what was wrong and I would tell him that my mom was going to kill herself and left. So, he would go and look for her and try to find her. That never got old.
Then there was the typical prank phone calls. I would call places and then put them on hold via "Ring Central" computer program. Call Pizza Hut and during the middle of an order put them on hold. Or just call and keep putting them on hold.
Then there was the times, I would sit and take objects and screw with this tooth I have that is capped in the back. If I pulled on it just slightly blood would come out..I\'d do it tilL I had a mouth full and then go to my mom crying that I was spitting blood up.. Then she would take me to the doctor after a few times, so I stopped...
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Oh my God.
Are you guys completely sure that you\'re alright in the head? It seems you are a bit ... um ... well ... nevermind. :D
I can\'t remember the worst thing I did (I haven\'t done much cruel stuff), but I remember seeing a guy pee in some juice and then he gave it to a girl he didn\'t like... Tasty. ;)
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I\'m just glad that i don\'t know any of you guys personally :D
I\'d be on a trip all of the time
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Hmmm..I\'ve called teenagers help-line tons of times too :)
Once I convinced them that my brother\'s gay and I\'m the only one in our family to know it ( to say, I don\'t have a brother at all ). The story goes like this...
I said to the nice lady on the phone that my big-brother is gay. She told me to tell the story. I told her that I was going to loan a CD from my Bro\'s room. Then I told her that I walked to the room and saw my brother and his friend ( boyfriend ) kissing. I acted really shocked on the phone. Then the lady said that had I told my parents about this... I said no and continued. I told my brother beats me up once in awhile because he\'s afraid that I tell that he\'s gay to my parents. Now he threats me that he\'d kill me if I\'d tell my parents.. then the lady told me to tell my parents no matter what... then I said that my parents are out a lot and I have to stay in the house with my bro and I\'m scared taht he\'ll do something bad for me... incl. raping :) Now the lady said that you\'ll still have to tell your parents, if I\'m up to it, and I said that I will try when I can... and hang up. The lady took EVERYTHING! Usually the lady just says that HANG UP THE PHONE and don\'t call joke-phones again ( when they\'ve failed ), that I\'m playing with serious business :)
Hmmm... I write more when I remember...
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Well lets see here is few of many
When i was little their was a pussy kid - he use to always cry about everything to get his way - so we went to his house and he got us mad so we told him we were gonna play hide and seek and let him count - then we just left and went home - he actually kept looking for a couple of hours - it was priceless
Then i work at a restuarant and their was a group of people from a local rival school coming to eat so we spit and licked their food - that\'ll teach to mess with the best
Then while at work we would trick people into getting something out of the walk in freezer - it is usually 10-15 below F. in there- and then we would lock em in by outting kegs against the door , after about 30 minutes we would came back and get them and they were numb and stuff - so we told them to put their hands under some hot water - ahhhh the memories of breaking in the new guys
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Originally posted by Samwise
Oh my God.
Are you guys completely sure that you\'re alright in the head? It seems you are a bit ... um ... well ... nevermind. :D
I can\'t remember the worst thing I did (I haven\'t done much cruel stuff), but I remember seeing a guy pee in some juice and then he gave it to a girl he didn\'t like... Tasty. ;)
haha@Orange juice.
Yeah..We\'re all "there in the head"..We are just cruel to some people. Though I\'m not sure any of the stuff I did was really that cruel. It was just fun.:)
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Yeah, I\'ve done some pretty cruel things in my life.. but hey.. I\'ve had some pretty cruel things done to me so I figure what goes around comes around.
BTW: Here\'s a nice prank to pull on someone you hate. It\'s old, but a classic. First, start buddying up to whom ever it is you want to pull the prank on. Trust me, no matter how annoying the person is, if you can get to be good friends with him it will all be worth it. Invite him to a party and get him absolutely TRASHED, just make sure you stay sober enough to stay concious and work a camera.
Once he\'s passed out, roll him over onto his back and make sure his mouth is wide open. Then take out your "Twig and Berries", and dangle them right beside the poor guy\'s mouth. Have a buddy take a polaroid picture of just the guy\'s face (Alcohol induced unconciousness and extascy look very similar) and your privates.
Next, scan off the photo, blow it up, and print out about 50 copys. Hang them for display up all over this guy\'s school/workplace. Bulleten boards, lockers, rest rooms, pop machines.. anywhere large crouds congregate.
Finally, laugh your ass at the dude as he gets beat up in the parking lot, quits, or drops out of school. :D
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just a test
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Lol @ Sonyfan :laughing:
Quite good prank...
But when I was little, some bigger guys always did serious "pranks" on me and my friend ( always the two of us were picked ). So I was stupid then, who cares?
Sometimes in the summer ( I was 6 years old I think ) my friend left on a vacation somewhere ( to Mallorca, to their other house where they sometimes spent their summers etc. etc. ). I was shocked every time as I couldn\'t come up with nothing worth doing ( I had other friends as well but he was my best one and we were always together ) so I tried to be pals with one Bully around my neighbourhood. This bully had a gang and they always kicked our 4sses on school ( this truly was educating... never let someone pick you up every day ). But hey, it\'s life.
Now the bully\'s house was near mine and I went there somedays and he was like a friend to me... until his friends showed up. They still played friends but not for long.. .and I always fell for it.
One time we were playing hide and seek in a field of tall grass ( or something ). Now there was this Bully and a friend of his. So the Bully counted. The friend of his came to me, squeezed my throat and told me that if I\'d be found first and I\'d tell where the friend went he\'d kill me. So I was frightened but I didn\'t leave. So now the Bully stopped counting and I was hiding. For my bad luck the Bully found me first. He did exactly the same thing as his friend but he said: "Now you gotta say where the friend of mine went or I\'m going to squeeze hard..." I of course didn\'t know where the friend went so I just quessed. Either way it would have been bad... but now it became a disaster. I just pointed at the Bully\'s friends hide and this friend saw it. He stepped out of the bushes and hitted me. Now the Bully took grass and flowers and forced me to eat them. If I would refuse then I\'d get seriously kicked... well, when I got back home I was really kicked, stuffed up with all kind of ****, so to speak tortured. My parents never of course liked this and one day the good thing happened... My dad got the bully and told him few things.
Remember, at summers it was almost every day like this with or without my best friend and school was no exception. The same bully all the time. But now I do boxing and I know few good pranks... and I could say my childhood was very exciting... So to speak... and still my childhood ( the years between 6-8 ) was the best time of my life :) oh the memories...
But to add a prank...
This is a old classic but never gets old... this wasn\'t so bad because I did this on a hot summer day...
the bucket full of ice-cold water put on a door.... So, me and one friend of mine were in the storage-room with a bucket of ice-cold water. We put it to the top of a door and left the door opened a little... then my friend called for help saying that I had fainted. My dad ran to the storage-room and... he was all wet and angry! He got shocked really and the trick worked.. it was really laughable... fun...
and once, since I have this retarded cousin, we found a bee-nest with my friend. We took this cousin with us ( it was a stupid thing and almost got lethal... very dangerous, don\'t try this ) and we took water-pistols with us. Now this cousin didn\'t know what a bee-nest really was, nor that it could be dangerous. The nest was near a lake so we went there swimming. First we told the cousin to shoot the big "peanut" so it would drop and he would get it. Of course there was bees all over the place and the nest was really big. Now we went hiding near a bush. The cousin of mine pissed the bees off at shooting the nest... and then the nest fell to the ground ( this wasn\'t the thing we were planning ). Thousands of bees... I got panicked and ran towards the lake and jumped there with all my clothes. Well, bees didn\'t have time to sting me but my friend... well, he was all over stings... But it wasn\'t really our fault :)
But should I tell you about the pranks my grandfather used to do??... more later....
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This one girl was a ****ing BITCH to everyone, so I didnt like her.
One day we noticed her car parked outside a supermarket. Went in, stole some super glue, went back out and put super glue in all of her locks. that will teach the bitch!
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Umm, stop bringing back old threads. Anyway, I don\'t do pranks. Just stupid shit.
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Originally posted by Jesus
This one girl was a ****ing BITCH to everyone, so I didnt like her.
One day we noticed her car parked outside a supermarket. Went in, stole some super glue, went back out and put super glue in all of her locks. that will teach the bitch!
There is nothing worse than f*cking with someone\'s car. Luckily for me the worst someone did was pour kool-aid over it, but I\'ve seen some jacked up shit done to some peoples cars. You sir are a bitch.
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My mom and I went out, she was driving. When we were pulling up in front of our house, I waited until we were going kinda slow. Then I opened the door and rolled out of the car onto the concrete sidewalk.
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thats not much of a prank...
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And you\'re not much of a deity...
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GO STAPLER KICK JESUS\' ASS!
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Originally posted by MattPS2k
When I was 13, my friend took a sh*t in a bag, i put it on someones doorstep, rang the doorbell, and got the f*ck up outta there. It\'s probably been done many times, but it sure was funny as hell at the time.
Yeah, I\'ve done that............It\'s a timeless classic.
*tip*
when you have found a suitable piece of crap (the fresher the better), scoop it up into a paper bag and place it on the front doorstep. Then drench it in water, then sprinkle a few drops of lighter fluid (not too much, obviousley, for safety reasons), knock on the door, leg it up the road a bit, then sit back and enjoy your handywork.
Oh, and I nearly burned a scout hut down once.