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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Bossieman on February 08, 2001, 01:28:31 PM
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Im swedish, just like Björn, but who is he, whats his age, and what is this guy doing for a living?
Does anyone know, a presentation would really be nice.
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He owns this site and i think he is in his last year of collage but i could be wrong.
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ahh yes. the tale of the Björn. This goes back through many thousand of years.
It begins on a small island in the southern hemisphere, a young man named Björn was sent there as punishment for his crazy visions. Visions where people could talk to each other all over the world. Ha Ha Ha the fool was renound for his tales of fancy and now he is here.
Or at least thats what i\'ve heard.
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@ *)PhoeniX(* :laughing:
Björn is my... no, OUR HERO !!! :D
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Originally posted by *)PhoeniX(*
ahh yes. the tale of the Björn. This goes back through many thousand of years.
It begins on a small island in the southern hemisphere, a young man named Björn was sent there as punishment for his crazy visions. Visions where people could talk to each other all over the world. Ha Ha Ha the fool was renound for his tales of fancy and now he is here.
Or at least thats what i\'ve heard.
lmao you got it all wrong, he was banished to an island in the northern hemisphere but for a different reason, he said that he spoke to a higher power, and he was sent from god, people didnt believe his bable of futuristic consoles, hey they didnt even know what a console was, he was though to be a witch, so they banished him and his last words were,and i quote, "the day will come when the console wars will start, and from the ruble will stand a machine more powerful than all the others, in its mighty vertical position it will be victoriouse, then they billy clubed him sensless. :)
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no no no, you guys got it all wrong!He was sent to a volcanic Island for the saftey of the people where he lived!See he was posseded by the Devil at the age of ten.They (the people at this island) worshiped as a god because they all worshiped satin!So one day Bjorn asked them to by a comutor for him after he saw a plane that has one of those adds atached to it on the back of it.So they took a canoe and sailed back to the real world.The stopped at a comp USA and robbed them of a comp.Then at the age of 15 he made the forums.After the people at that island found out he was not posesed by satin the banished him back to Sweeden where he went to school, bought a comp, got aol, saw if his forums were there, went to colloge and now he is still in colloge!
That is truelly who Bjorn really is in my story I heard.
(p.s. im posesed by the Devil! :D :D :laughing: :evil: :boom: )
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To put it short and simple Bjorn is the real bossieman and the creator of this forum. Not to say that hes bossy, just that, you know, your name, and him being the boss, and, ah screw it.
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im the "bossieman" around here.
bjorn is da man, nuff said
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Bjorn is a moron. He even has a pet Chimp (aka mm) J/K
hehe. :D
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Bjorn is a god... to this website!
Actually, he is the master and creator of this site, if he says jump, we say how high... BTW, it\'s better to be friends with him then it is to be an enemy!
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Correct me if I\'m mistaken, but Björn is a college student in his twenties (I\'d guess 22 years old). He owns http://www.psx2central.com. And I believe he lives in Halmstad.
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Samwise has a school girl crush on him.
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I have a shool girl crush on Samwise... Ahhhhhhh
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Bjorn? Bjorn who? If you are speaking of the infamous legend, then you are mistaken. Legend has it someone, someone great named Bjorn came from the elder god known only as NO-NADS. He ran a great forum in his time and taught the ways to his anxious son.
This forum appeared and no one could explain. Then legend how it, it was the work of No-NADS son, Bjorn. There is no proof of such a person/deity though. Only legend. Some say , he stalks the shadows as another user, watching the forums carefully.
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Close but no. Legend has it. Bjorn has sent 2 of his closest personal bodyguards, Brothers of truth, if u will. To guard the mortal realms of this forum. The 2 minions are known as SoulGrind and MM. They are the loyal bodyguard’s and power that protects Bjorn. They hold truth and justice They are the generals of this forum realm.
But these 2 minions have brought under their wings other disciples of the old way, these people are the chosen ones, the ones that are Ring leaders, they keep in line the people of this realm. They may end up Generals one day themselves. They report back to the Bodyguards, They tell them of evil intents and/or attacks the evil fanboys are planing or have done. The Generals under Bjorn accept this and punish the evil fanboys, by banishing them. Throwing them out of the forum realm.
Then they report too Bjorn the duties they have done, and which they entail. Sometimes Bjorn has secret orders they must carry out. But in general the 3 guardians are pretty even in the forum realm. (Bjorn, mm and SoulGrind) The Main site, world is a different story. ;)
The one known as SoulGrind is scouting for a new ringleader, and will approach the great Bjorn. Telling him of this one. The one that is great in many ways. One may be chosen. One will bring chaos too order. One will became a new Disciple.
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Opps i ment ORDER too chaos.. Oh well, Sounds good. :D
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Oh SoulGrind, I love it when you get all biblical! :D
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That\'s a mix-up of bible, starwars and something out of Nathans mind :)
And Bjorn, thus god of this site; the destination of our nightly worship, the evil leader of this site, the truly great poster, is just Da Man; if shortly.
SoulGrind: are you trying to hint us that you\'re seeking a new moderator? :)
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i wanna me a moderatorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! waaaaaahhhh!
hehe.
it would be cool though...
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Wha?!?! I thought that Bjorn was sent here, from a distant planet, because his father knew it was about to blow up.
[EDIT] I was able to get a rare picture of the elusive Bjorn.
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fxstation.com%2Fheroes%2Fsuperman%2Fimages%2Fs15e.jpg&hash=70fd87f77777d3c6043d610acc5dca8a0ab8befa)
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Re: I have
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Originally posted by kirath
I have a shool girl crush on Samwise... Ahhhhhhh
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your not the only one i only hope she is as nice looking as her picture logo .
hey baby what are you upto tonight ?
i mean look at the weapons on that on lads
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F194.47.16.181%2Ftemppic%2Fpic.gif&hash=606a6f69dabce9f9f744c1c3344384201e8e08f2)
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lol
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Well the last time I seen bjorn he played flip in the movie whiteboy;)
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Bjorn is nothing more than Computer AI that believes it is actually Human
Bjorn is where the Matrix begins, I just hope to God it doesn\'t find out there is a kill switch attached to it or we\'\'re doomed
repent now my sons
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Bjorn is the matrix! He is the chosen one. Now everything makes sense!
BTW. Sammy; someones could find your pic very sexist indeed :) Some parents might complain about it, some kids should close their eyes...
Pity them. That\'s so nice :)
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The only bad thing about your logo Samwiseis that somepeople might be too buzy looking at it rather than your post.
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F194.47.16.181%2Ftemppic%2Fpic.gif&hash=606a6f69dabce9f9f744c1c3344384201e8e08f2)
you could ask her ti ware a bra or button up her jaket a little more !
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Thanks for the information, I know him now, this mysterious man , MAN!! he could be a women or an alien.
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i have heard that he has soo much power that he also sit\'s next to THE BIG RED BUTTON !
you know the one that can spell Doom for the entire world, or just switch of the forum for a few WEEKS :D.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo BJORN don\'t do it :crying:.
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Actually he rules the world, this one is a secret but I tell U this one, He´s the man behind the wheel, the steem engine, the relativity theory, he help Issac newton, he´s the only one that knows how the pyramids was build. But there is one project that he was not involved in at all, he actually tried to stop it and that is MICROSOFT WINDOWS.
And we all know windows...................
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Originally posted by Bossieman
Actually he rules the world, this one is a secret but I tell U this one, He´s the man behind the wheel, the steem engine, the relativity theory, he help Issac newton, he´s the only one that knows how the pyramids was build. But there is one project that he was not involved in at all, he actually tried to stop it and that is MICROSOFT WINDOWS.
And we all know windows...................
Was he there ar the Rosewell crash ?
And dose he know who realy shot President Kennedy ?
if so he could get a part in the ROCK 2 !
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Ohh Yes he knows who killed kennedy but he cant say it because of what could happened if he did.
One thing a can tell is that he has been having secret meetings with some Aliens from the Andromeda galaxy, I think it is about the Ps2. The aliens want the PS2 technology.............
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cool we should link up with them and kick there Asses on the online games, dose ET like Quake 3 ?
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No no no they dont like Quake III, they dont do killing for fun, its just humans that do that, they want the PS2 technology to calculate the extreme situatian just a billions of a second after Big Bang.
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they sould also ask for some cool USB keyboars for There PS2\'s
if they want they can have my see through blue Yahoo one
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The book of Bjorn Was burnt in the great forum wars. Though there was a picture saved from it.. This was that picture.
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.psx2central.com%2Fbjorn%2Fbjorn4.jpg&hash=5fa6888c4b77995b551346779630aaafd0df0215)
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is that famous picture of Björn taken just a couple of hours after the victoty in World war II?
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umm. yea, That\'s it ;)
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BJORN is both our LEADER and best warrior, we should send him out the next time there is a GREAT FORUM WAR !
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i agree but that is not a nice thing to do to the enimies, we have to give them some way to get away alive, but in wars that needs to be canceled, Björn is the man.
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This picture of bjorn was swiped for military files by hacker. After the guy stole the pic he some how disappeared. Well I am posting it here so all can see the real bjorn:D
[IMG SRC="http://www.stud.ifi.uio.no/~haakonhj/Terminator/Images/t2en003.jpg"] After seeing this pic I\'m still not scared of Bjorn;)
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So now your going to dissápear, u have now idea of wahta u have done!! Where did U get that picture??
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i hope you know that BJORN has to kill you now X Box because you have shown what he is realy like ;).
i could hide you over here in the UK just say the word.
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This is mm, The 1st bodyguard of bjorn.
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.psx2central.com%2Fnathan%2Frobo_pose.jpg&hash=461b526787066f333fa1dbb1c48f54148e443003)
News in... The picture of a evil fanboy.
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2FHollywood%2F8356%2Fcain.jpg&hash=c6e88a6abe271472092df00cad9f541a7d349275)
There are heaps of these fanboys in development. There are also alot free.
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How do I post a picture?
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00seven, you are one naughty boy! ;)
My picture is FINE! Damn you all! :D
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
This is mm, The 1st bodyguard of bjorn.
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.psx2central.com%2Fnathan%2Frobo_pose.jpg&hash=461b526787066f333fa1dbb1c48f54148e443003)
dose this mean that Robo MM makes Clyde dress up like Officer Louis ?
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Originally posted by Samwise
00seven, you are one naughty boy! ;)
My picture is FINE! Damn you all! :D
yeah but you have to realise that your picture is a bit of a sweety, OMG she is dman hot!
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I\'m having Bjorns baby!;)
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
I\'m having Bjorns baby!;)
are you ?
what your you going to call him/her ?
plesae make it Jr ooseven if it is a boy.
i think i had i affair with him one time when i was Drunk :D.
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That is a lie no one is carriyng his baby, he is carring his own baby at his back. it is some kind of mutation he got during a fight with some x-men people back in the 80s.
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ok so who was it that i had this affair with then ?.
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rrrrrriiiiiggggghhhhhhhtttttt
well.....I\'m gonna go now, cause you people are scaring me :), very funny guys, but let\'s keep the maturity level somewhat up a little ok :D
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That was just a clone of Björn...
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Originally posted by Bossieman
That was just a clone of Björn...
Clone of Bjorn, but the Clone Bjorn wars are not meant to start untill 2004 ?
and the MM crucades start the year after that.
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wtf are you talking about dude, holy **** I\'m confused, c ya I\'m going to go have sex now, I might as well use my morning woody for somehting :)
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Originally posted by @iReS
wtf are you talking about dude, holy **** I\'m confused, c ya I\'m going to go have sex now, I might as well use my morning woody for somehting :)
where just joking mate :D.
have fun for us will ya !
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Hmm, I think that some roumors about the wars with the clones are not right, Look up the source for your information and u will find out sooner or later that the clone war started a long time ago.
The interesting part is that the clones of Björn are not looking a lot like him, This is not a big problem because there is only a few people that have meet him in real life, some people think thay have meet him but that is just clones. u cant go out on the streets with a baby on your back, right?
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That means that there is more that 1 of me out there Joy of Joys i am not alone :D.
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I have obtained actual pictures of BJORN, ddaryl, §ôµÏG®ïñD, and MM.
Here is one of BJORN:
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fmorehousey2k%2Fcodescrn.jpg&hash=96215214c8292f1274c4f44289e3093989c1558c)
MM:
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fmorehousey2k%2Fagent1.jpg&hash=3f1cc700fdb39e2e321093f47992906409eca3b0)
§ôµÏG®ïñD:
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fmorehousey2k%2Fagent2.jpg&hash=b24bbffa2595ca54f396ec52e98875ddb4e39d64)
ddaryl:
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fmorehousey2k%2Fagent3.jpg&hash=be4055f12d891610590f5083895aa4aaaf4d1556)
This is the important one. It shows them "banning" a fanboy.
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fmorehousey2k%2Fcapture.jpg&hash=6063a9358421c89c3663d97ab8016cebbfe0bed3)
Don\'t ask how I got these pictures. I have already showed/said too much.
Wait there is someone at my door..............................
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:laughing:
what i want to know is what they do with him/she when they getting in the Car :laughing:
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Nobody knows for sure, they all just dissapears from the planet.
"Bishop, do the thing with the nife"
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Originally posted by Bossieman
Nobody knows for sure, they all just dissapears from the planet.
"Bishop, do the thing with the nife"
have you ever seen the film "the Fortress " ?
well then they are taken to a under ground prison :D.
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yeah, why?
"eihh Vaquese, have you ever been misstaken for a man?"
"Noo, have U?"
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Oh, they look exactly the same!
Well, to me :)
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it must be what they do to you when they make you a mod :sconf:, Samwise you had better watch out because arn\'t you next :sconf: ?
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Is Samwise going to be a mod? :)
wow! Well, I think that\'s something of an introduction amongst the chosen ones... they tell the secrets of the Matrix, they tell every detail of Bjorn...
They introduce the Dark Side.
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda
Oh, they look exactly the same!
Well, to me :)
Who said they were different? :D
They are all identical programs that perform different functions.
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Now I got it... creepy... The banned ones are being deleted from Matrix so they wont exist anymore.
The world is Evil. The evil comes from Bjorn\'s AI. The whole world has night because of Bjorn. The evil center... psx2central.
This isn\'t reality. There is no post...
I\'m not ready to take the red pill. Should I just take the blue pill?
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Take a chill pill.
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No! You are all wrong. None of those stories are true. In actual fact, no one really know where Bjorn came from, or what his story is. It is rumored that he isn\'t even from earth, and is managing the forum from his home on a distant planet lightyears away. However, from secret alien tranmissions I was able to intercept and decode, I have been able to get a picture of the enigmatic Bjorn:
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.battle.net%2Fimages%2Fbroodwar%2Fpix%2Fwall%2Fdarcprev.jpg&hash=3ce6101293ac0c8a9a20e91e56f7156278c9f0be)
As you can see from the picture, his power is unfathomable. No one really knows why Bjorn made this board. Or what he gets out of it. But there is one thing you can be sure of, he is not from this earth...
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Hey wait a minute. Does it say Samwise-98 at the bottom right hand corner of that pic???
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Yes it does!
Samwise, you\'re an artist :)
Enigmatig Bjorn... I think only bjorn can answer these questions... or silent us down.
Maybe we know too much, maybe we\'ll be banned...!!! :)
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Either that or I guess we know where Samwise got his name from.
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I think I already know where samwise got his name.
LotR. He has read it, and there\'s this great small but wise character named Samwise.
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oh
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This topic is crazy, im crazy, did U guys belive all that I said?
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YES I DID :crap: :laughing:
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Well 007 this is hard for me to say but, hmm , I was lying..... Sorry man, I dont know anything about Björn, I created this topic to find out, but nobody knows anythig, not even soulgrind.
I think Björn is a nice man, he has to be, because of this great forum.
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ive known bjorn for over 5 years. im the expert when it comes to him
:)
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More info would be helpfull.
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nope
bjorn = enigma i cant reveal
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ohh well. I\'ve known him a year. So i know a few things. :D i EVEN know what your mm stands for.. hehe
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monkey man?
(yes I know its a chimp)
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tell us SoulGrind!!!
what does it stand for? MegaMammoth? ManiacMan? MagicMissile? MegaMan?
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Hey, I already told you what I know about Björn - it\'s on page 1 or 2 I think. No, he\'s not an AI nor is he inside the Matrix. :)
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Well Soulgrind what does MM satnd for you can just tease us like that - its not fair
Sure Samwise you say that you told us everything but i think they are getting to you and they are making you hold - ahh but don\'t worry we have them outnumbered - just tell us what you know and everything will be fine.
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Well. I\'ve been informed not to tell you guys. mm will have to tell you guys. :(
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MM, come amongst us and reveal your secret.
or otherwise we\'ll just think it\'s random key-punch. mm. did clyde made that name for you? :)
MatrixManiac, MiracleMixer?
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Why doesn\'t Bjorn post himself?
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Yes, I wonder why. He\'s respected, worshipped, and everyone waits for him to post. but he has only about 60 posts!
Bjorn, we want you post!
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Because hes too busy using his mind control powers to make everyone come to PSX2 Central!
nah not really
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ROFLMAO this thread is really funny.AI matrix etc :laughing:
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MM is 2000 in Roman Numerals
so
therefore by using logic shouldn\'t he now call himself MMI ?
for 2001 ?
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This is an alleged picture of Bjorn holding up a bank to pay to get the forums back up.
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wcco.com%2FImages%2FScreengrabs%2Ffall97%2Fbankrob1114.jpg&hash=7858c899c405465c1cfc726b56e1536a2e843f68)
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Seems bjorn is unsure what he wants too be.. His been a AI, His been the matrix.. A god, a demon thing. In the army, now his a robber. Gezz bjorn, GET A GRIP DOOD
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Noo its just that he is all those things - he has some experience in a lot of things to try and influence everybody from the goverment to the common to side on with his evil darkness and bow to him ... yes thats his plan to take over the world[que pinky and the brain music]
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Bjorn is a multipersonality. He tests everything. He has been everything. He has created us.
He\'s the leader of this kommunity, he\'s our net-god. He has created this site, thus far he has created our egos.
He lets us live and chat with each other.
What else would he be than god?
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yea his plan is to make us dependentn on him
so he will give us large doses of the forum and then take it from us for a while
yep thats his plan - this forum is his drug and we keep on coming back for more and when we don\'t have it we get withdrawls
i need to feel the forums flowing through my veins
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
Seems bjorn is unsure what he wants too be.. His been a AI, His been the matrix.. A god, a demon thing. In the army, now his a robber. Gezz bjorn, GET A GRIP DOOD
And a Dark Archon. Don\'t forget that.
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yea i think thats what he meant by demon thing but i could be wrong
the thing is what will he be next?