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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: @iReS on February 09, 2001, 06:46:37 PM

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Post by: @iReS on February 09, 2001, 06:46:37 PM: what kinda condom do you think is best?!?!?!
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Post by: Sublimesjg on February 09, 2001, 07:04:10 PM: ummm diffenitely trojan - they are a brand you can trust

they just have the experience and are the only ones with enough money to make commercials
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Post by: Joker on February 09, 2001, 07:26:52 PM: Trojan, ribbed for her pleasure :)
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on February 09, 2001, 07:37:56 PM: A sock.
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on February 09, 2001, 08:44:55 PM: Geez this pretty much redefines Off-Topic.
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Post by: Sublimesjg on February 09, 2001, 09:29:42 PM: yea so why exactly did you want to know what was the best, huh?

oh yea we know why . . .
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Post by: Luke on February 09, 2001, 11:46:50 PM: I\'m all about the Durex.
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Post by: Darth Joyda on February 10, 2001, 02:04:59 AM: Lol Living-in-Clip!! :)

Well, I don\'t have any experience of the product yet ;)
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Post by: ooseven on February 10, 2001, 08:12:56 AM: Durex Avanti ! expensive but good :D.
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on February 10, 2001, 11:27:28 AM: I\'m 13.
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Post by: Darth Joyda on February 10, 2001, 12:08:01 PM: Well, we really don\'t have any business here, in this thread now don\'t we Solid Snake? ;)

Are you going to fulfill the wonderful age of 13, and turn 14 before june or after?
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Post by: on February 10, 2001, 12:38:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
A sock.

ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaahaaaaaaa
jesus i cant stop laughing.....aahahahahahaa
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Post by: Hawke on February 10, 2001, 12:55:19 PM: LOL @ Living in Clip :laughing: Man... I guess it protects... eh, something... from something :laughing:

This is a question I would\'ve never thought I\'d see in a PS2 forum, even at the off-topic section of one.

Durex has been tested to be the best :) Must get those Avanti\'s sometime... bloody expensive they are yes, but... well :D
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on February 10, 2001, 12:57:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Darth Joyda
Well, we really don\'t have any business here, in this thread now don\'t we Solid Snake? ;)

Are you going to fulfill the wonderful age of 13, and turn 14 before june or after?

I turned 13 on January the 13th. Scary thing is, it was on a Friday.

[cue twilight zone music]
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.....
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Post by: nO-One on February 10, 2001, 01:02:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
A sock.

Me to buddy,me to
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Post by: Hawke on February 10, 2001, 01:04:34 PM: What kinda socks do you guys use then? Piqued my interest... :p
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Post by: Darth Joyda on February 10, 2001, 01:09:06 PM: Hmmm... I will turn 15 on 15th of June :)

I\'m year and a half older than you Solid. BHOAWHAWHAW :D

a sock? as far as I know, it doesn\'t protect a \'thing\'.
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on February 10, 2001, 01:18:40 PM: u told me u were 13.
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Post by: Darth Joyda on February 10, 2001, 01:27:26 PM: Yes, in that pic at my site. It was taken when I WAS 13, but after that I turned 14 and now I\'m turning to 15.

Get it? :)
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on February 10, 2001, 01:28:29 PM: oh ok.

ur new sig is, um, interesting.
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Post by: Sublimesjg on February 10, 2001, 09:50:38 PM: well i guess a tube sock would be the best one to use - thats what jason biggs used in American Pie in the beginnig and it worked for him fine until he got caught, ha ha ha - i love that movie - especially the unrated dvd version
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on February 10, 2001, 10:36:02 PM: Quote
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
A sock.

Me to buddy,me to [/B]

You use duct tape to? You know, tape it on,etc? Thats what I do..Works perfect. Saves money on those over-rated pieces of rubber and what not. You can go to WAL-MART buy a huge bag of socks and they are multi-purpose.

Hmm. Wonder why they never advirtise socks like that? Would help sells, I bet.

Anyways as for the protecting part. The key is to put one on, duct tape it, to well "it". Then take two more socks and put them over the other one. Duct tape again. And bam, you\'re protected.:D
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Post by: Sublimesjg on February 10, 2001, 10:39:12 PM: Umm Duct Tape - isn\'t that a little painful

You know when you take it off - if it was me that would hurt - kinda like in the movies when they put tape over someones mouth and rip it off but instead putting it down there - ahhhh ...shudders from thought of pain
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on February 10, 2001, 10:42:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sublimesjg
Umm Duct Tape - isn\'t that a little painful

You know when you take it off - if it was me that would hurt - kinda like in the movies when they put tape over someones mouth and rip it off but instead putting it down there - ahhhh ...shudders from thought of pain

No No man. You duct tape OVER the sock, so that its taped around ...er..okay, penis. That way it doesn\'t fall off.
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Post by: Sublimesjg on February 10, 2001, 11:02:51 PM: Oh ok now i understand --- well no wonder it hurt so bad ... um i mean i bet that would have hurt real bad--- well back to try number 2
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Post by: Darth Joyda on February 11, 2001, 12:51:02 AM: lol living-in-clip! :laughing:

-had to post this-

Duct tape over sock. :laughing: I don\'t think your partner would like that so much L-I-C..
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Post by: Metal_Gear_Ray on February 11, 2001, 04:24:57 AM: LOL.. Living-In-Clip your hilarious!! duct tape LOL!! man you got some ideas!
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Post by: Hawke on February 11, 2001, 08:01:32 AM: Mmm... maybe you could also get rid of excess pubic hair with the duct tape... Owwww... :p

And... isn\'t the sock a bit uncomfy for your partner? I could think there\'s a lot of friction & all... or are you talking about, er, ma********n here?

You guys are odd... :laughing:
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on February 11, 2001, 03:13:43 PM: Well, its not a "fool proof" way of protecting. But it is the cheapest. And thats what matters. You can take that money and not waste it on condoms. Instead, you can rent the girl a movie or something. Just use the sock. *shrugs*

I wish my father would of taught me the ways of using a sock for sexual protection. But, at least I can pass this ancient way onto you guys.;)
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Post by: Sublimesjg on February 11, 2001, 08:04:26 PM: yea thanks since i am stuck with no money i can use one of my older socks ... but wait noooo i have no ducy tape

once again my plans have been foiled by duct tape