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Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on March 01, 2001, 02:19:16 PM

Hot Dogs!

Think of all the possibilities, guys.

Imagine, a world of... hey what\'s going on?

Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs!

You could have a hot dog anytime you wanted!

They\'d be so abundant they\'d become our currency!  20 hot dogs would equal roughly a nickel, depending on the strength of the yen, but you know what, I\'m getting ahead of myself.

Let\'s just keep praying that we can clone one of these hot dogs.

Hey, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?  I know I would.

First I\'d smother myself in brown mustard and relish.  I\'d be so delicious.

So would you?  Don\'t jerk me around guys it\'s a simple question.  A baby could answer it.

If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: politiepet on March 01, 2001, 02:22:03 PM

gee, uhmm well ehh yes I guess?

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: unknown on March 01, 2001, 02:24:46 PM

eww thats sick, why would you wana clone soemthing like that, clone anything? if thats the case i would get jfk\'s dna and clone him, then i would clone all the extinct animals exept dinosaurs, maybe a velociraptor, but thats about it

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Post by: nO-One on March 01, 2001, 02:38:47 PM

I would clone some hot chick but make her brainless so she would like me :D
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or hot dogs.......yeah hot dogs it is

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Post by: EmperorRob on March 01, 2001, 02:40:27 PM

TheOneBillyGunn, it\'s a simple question:  Would you go to Mars with a dead guy and a sandwich?  Just answer yes or no and I\'ll move on.  Yeah you\'re right, it probably wouldn\'t work out anyway.

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on March 01, 2001, 03:02:25 PM

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Originally posted by politiepet
gee, uhmm well ehh yes I guess?

Oh well you made a wise choice my friend.

If you had said no I would have bitten your ear off.  I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth and uh... fingernails.

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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on March 01, 2001, 03:03:39 PM

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Originally posted by EmperorRob
TheOneBillyGunn, it\'s a simple question:  Would you go to Mars with a dead guy and a sandwich?  Just answer yes or no and I\'ll move on.  Yeah you\'re right, it probably wouldn\'t work out anyway.

No why would I do that... that is completely insane!

Hey Rob, did you gain weight?

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Post by: Black Samurai on March 01, 2001, 03:42:17 PM

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Originally posted by TheOneBillyGun:No why would I do that... that is completely insane!

Hey Rob, did you gain weight?

Actually, Billy, he\'s Colin. :D

Hey, Did anything happen in 1997?

CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!!

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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on March 01, 2001, 04:10:04 PM

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Originally posted by Gohan

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Originally posted by TheOneBillyGun:No why would I do that... that is completely insane!

Hey Rob, did you gain weight?

Actually, Billy, he\'s Colin. :D

Hey, Did anything happen in 1997?

CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!! [/B]

Harry Carry everybody...

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Post by: on March 01, 2001, 06:16:40 PM

i would clone hitler and then kick the **** out of him :burn:

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: Black Samurai on March 01, 2001, 08:00:09 PM

I would clone my head so I could see what the back of my head looks like. I know I could look in mirrors and stuff but I\'d rather look at it with my own eyes. So if someone says, "You\'ve got something in your hair." I can look at my cloned head and say, "No I don\'t"

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on March 01, 2001, 08:18:40 PM

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Originally posted by Gohan
I would clone my head so I could see what the back of my head looks like. I know I could look in mirrors and stuff but I\'d rather look at it with my own eyes. So if someone says, "You\'ve got something in your hair." I can look at my cloned head and say, "No I don\'t"

I\'m lost, it\'s only exactly the same the moment you clone your head, and how would you see out of both heads?

144(Your probably confused about this)

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Post by: EmperorRob on March 01, 2001, 09:01:43 PM

Sho\'nuff I gained weight, I officially went from Member to Phatnuts status.

Anybody know where I could d/l some of those harry carry clips?

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Post by: Black Samurai on March 01, 2001, 09:29:24 PM

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Originally posted by TheOneBillyGunn

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Originally posted by Gohan
I would clone my head so I could see what the back of my head looks like. I know I could look in mirrors and stuff but I\'d rather look at it with my own eyes. So if someone says, "You\'ve got something in your hair." I can look at my cloned head and say, "No I don\'t"

I\'m lost, it\'s only exactly the same the moment you clone your head, and how would you see out of both heads?[/B]

Who said anything about seeing out of both heads? I will keep my cloned head in a bag. When someone taps me on the shoulder and says that there is a peice of paper in my hair. I can open my bag and examine my cloned head. If I don\'t see any paper then I will either throw my cloned head at them or put it in the bag and hit them w/ the bag.

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Post by: Living-In-Clip on March 02, 2001, 12:08:43 AM

I\'d clone Angelina Jolie, change her brain waves where she was always wanting me. Yeah, that\'d be the life...
:D

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Post by: Ryu on March 02, 2001, 01:11:40 AM

I\'d clone me, cuz... well... you can never have enough me, or so says my gf ;)  She said if we were to ever have a threesome, it could only be 2 guys and a girl and the third guy would have to be my clone.  Hehe, she\'s damn greedy when it comes to me :)

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Post by: politiepet on March 02, 2001, 04:38:24 AM

what\'s a hankerchief?

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: Samwise on March 02, 2001, 06:42:56 AM

I would clone myself so I would have someone intelligent to talk to. ;)

Or I would clone Jessica Alba and have hot, steamy... err... exercise... with her. :D

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Post by: politiepet on March 02, 2001, 06:48:20 AM

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Originally posted by Samwise
I would clone myself so I would have someone intelligent to talk to. ;)

Or I would clone Jessica Alba and have hot, steamy... err... exercise... with her. :D

why exercise with her if you could play chess with her!!!
just imagine: you and her sitting there, she\'s moving her queen, you move your tower! oh man I wanna!!!!

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Post by: Seed_Of_Evil on March 02, 2001, 09:50:22 AM

I would clone Cameron Diaz... yeah great girl

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on March 02, 2001, 07:25:34 PM

Your all CRAZEY!!!!

HOT DOGS!!!

Think of the possibilities!

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Post by: Kane on March 02, 2001, 08:09:21 PM

Or you could clone Jessica Alba, Cameron Diaz, and hotdogs. Hmmmm...think of the possibilities there.

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Post by: EmperorRob on March 02, 2001, 09:20:38 PM

If I could clone Stacy Sanchez, I\'d be happier than a puppy with 2 peters.

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: on March 02, 2001, 10:19:55 PM

I would clone myself.  This clone could go to school for me and learn.  It would later come back and I would attach a cord from his brain to mine.  It would then transfer all the information he learned at school.  That way I could sit and play ps2 all day! :)

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: Seed_Of_Evil on March 03, 2001, 04:48:00 AM

:D :D :D funny thread !!!

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: Sublimesjg on March 03, 2001, 03:34:26 PM

Hmmm this is hard

Clone hot chicks or hot dogs. well they are both hot and can both be eaten

well i am gonna go with hot chicks - i mean come on - they will last longer than hot dogs and you never know when a craving will hit

i would clone Jennifer Love Hewitt - ahhhhhhh :D

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on March 03, 2001, 06:13:41 PM

nobody answered my question...

If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Title: Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
Post by: Sublimesjg on March 03, 2001, 10:59:32 PM

ok ok ok

i will answer your question...:)

i wouyld eat myself but not with anything though, i would eat my self raw and unseasoned - probaly grill my self if i had the time

yea i would be the best tasting hot dog in the world and everyone would want to eat kinda sounds like an oscar myer song hehehe :D