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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: politiepet on March 02, 2001, 08:16:39 AM
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I\'m talking real pain here not some girlfriend you lost.
When I was 8 I climbed on this wall, which had these iron spikes on top of it like this:^^^^^^^^^^^^
when I was on top of it one of my feet slipped and I fell right on the spikes with my crotch!!!!
I was lucky to be only 8, the doctor said, otherwise I had to go to the hospital for a little operation (you all know what I mean).
Can you understand now that I don\'t really feel sorry for the soldiers in mgs2 anymore?
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Originally posted by politiepet
I\'m talking real pain here not some girlfriend you lost.
When I was 8 I climbed on this wall, which had these iron spikes on top of it like this:^^^^^^^^^^^^
when I was on top of it one of my feet slipped and I fell right on the spikes with my crotch!!!!
I was lucky to be only 8, the doctor said, otherwise I had to go to the hospital for a little operation (you all know what I mean).
Can you understand now that I don\'t really feel sorry for the soldiers in mgs2 anymore?
ouch...
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AAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
That must have hurt.So did the spikes penetrate any ummm sensitive area?
But I\'ve been in a car that rolled over.It was a two day old Land Cruiser it got wrecked.
And when I was 8 I had just gotten a new bike.So I decided to go up a big hill and ride down along the road (no cars though thankfully) anyway the brakes were defective and didn\'t work properly and when I tried to make the turn into my street I didn\'t make it and slammed into a road sign.My head slammed forward and my teeth hit the steering bar.I broke parts of all four of the front teeth and the steer bar had a big bite mark on it.I had to get fillings in my teeth.
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Well, I\'ve done lots of stupid things
- When I was 16 me and my friend made a black powder bomb that blew up in our face and I still have a scar on my forehead
- When I was about 5 I rode my bike down a hill and crashed and the handlebar went right into my nuts and bruised me, but of course having the iron testicles I do, even at an early age I got over it
- I ran my car into a tree when I was 18
- Cathader - enough said
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Originally posted by nO-One
AAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
That must have hurt.So did the spikes penetrate any ummm sensitive area?
no, but a few seconds after the accident I thought they were, I expected to see a bloody mess in my trousers.
It\'s no fun pissing with it afterwards though, it hurted like hell, so I almost didn\'t drink anything after it
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I ran my car into a tree when I was 18 -EmporerRob
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"Cathader - enough said"
Oh man, I feel sorry for you. Really. Aside from passing a kidney stone, that\'s gotta be about the worst pain a man can live through without mutilating himself horribly in some way.
Well I can\'t top that, but when I was 8 I was walking down to the bridge in front of my house with my sister who was riding her bike. We got to arguing pretty bad and she told me she was going to run over me. Being a smart ass, I dared her to.. and she did. She was probably going a good 10-15 mph when I caught the bike\'s front tire in the groin. She got flipped over the handlebars and flew a good five feet before hitting the ground. To this day I still think she got off light compaired to the pain I was in.
There was this one time I had a planter\'s wart on my foot too. I dunno how many of you have had them, but they usually require surgery to remove since the roots of the wart grows around the bones in your foot and keep growing back. I didn\'t have health insurance at the time, so I couldn\'t go to a hospital to get it removed and ended up just dealing with the pain until I couldn\'t take it anymore. By this time the wart was about the size of a quarter and had five big heads on it and was sprouting six or seven more little warts around it.
So finally I just grabbed a bunch of really sharp toothpicks, poped the heads off, and began slowly digging them out of my foot by hand. It took about three weeks for me to tear them out completely, and by the time I was finished, you could fit the whole top part of your pinky finger into the gaping hole I\'d cut into my foot. Lemmie tell you, it\'s not a pleasant experience.
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SonyFan, you are definitely crazy or hardcore. Removing that wart yourself. Mine was about the size of a dime and I\'d had it for 6 months. They start off really small so it\'s hard to notice.
I apparently picked it up from the community shower in my dorm, so let that be a lesson to all you guys going to college. WEAR SANDALS IN THE SHOWER!
Anyway I went to the doc and took a shot in the foot and they burned the thing off with an electrode. Didn\'t hurt but sure was messy. Had a black spot on my foot for a couple weeks.
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So finally I just grabbed a bunch of really sharp toothpicks, poped the heads off, and began slowly digging them out of my foot by hand. -SonyFan
God thats worse than EmperorRob running his car into a tree.
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I once hit this guy really hard in the nuts with my knee, boy did my knee hurt!!!
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ROFLMAO Politipet
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Damn all of it sounds painful but let me ask you a question: who has had hot coffee spilled on them?? Laugh, go ahead, but my skin had huge bubbles the size of half dollars. dead skin all over the place.
another memorable moment i will NEVER forget: when i was 4 me and my sister were playing outside during winter. i pushed her right into the side of the house. unfortunately, this action broke off an icicle and went right through the calf of my leg as i tried to get away. no permanent injuries though.
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welcome to the forums, btw funny name
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I have had vaious pains, as I am an accident proned person, some of mine were:
When I was 2, I was standing ont op of the sink in my bathroom, brushing my teeth, I slipped off a hit my forehead across the corner of it, I have about a 2 inch scar across my right eyebrow.
When I was 6 I was spinning around in circles with my sister, I tripped and flew in a cornor of a lamp table, split my lip open and bled all over he place.
When I was 8, I was stacking up cushions on my couch and bouncing up and down on them.it started to lean back, as it was about 3 feet higher than the back edge of the couch and I fell, back of head first, onto a cement, unfinished floor in our basement and cracked my head open. I ad to get 26 stitches looped inside of the crack. My head is slanted badly on the left side now and kind of shelves off.no hair grows on the sca, so when I cut my hair short, it shows right through.
when I was 8, I was riding my bike down a huge hill by my house, when my chain fell off, I tried to stop, but couldnt, because I didn\'t like wearing shoes alo when I was a kid, so I reached Miss Pitmans yard and tried jumping off my bike, I dragged my feet on her sidewalk, tearing the skin off of most of the top of my right foot, and hit a tree with my left leg. OUCH!
I was rollerblading when I was like 10, and I came inside and tried to go, but I hit the nape of my shoulder (th e indent thingy) on the corner of our mantle, I fell ont he ground and couldnt move for like 15 minutes. OUCH!
The last, I was at school a couple years ago, and we were eating breakfast, my friend, across the table was messing around with a fork, breaking the ends off and shooting them witha small straw. I was right in his path and the tip if a for went right into my open eye, i pulled it out, but couldnt open my eye fr like 2 hours. It hurt so bad.
I got really sick 2 years ago and had a rteally big wart on my right palm, I had been digging at it for a while, much to no avail, and I decided I would go get it burned off. The doctor put a needle in my hand (ouch!), then proceeded to burn off the skin around the wart. I was sick, remember, so the smell of it gave me dry heaves. He kept going and it came to a nice long white root. He pulled and cut it out, it was about an inch long!! Ouch!!
The planters wart one sounds like it sucked though SonyFan!
Eric Jacob
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When I was a baby I ran into a table and still have a scar on my left eyebrow where no hair grows. Not very painful, just stupid.
Also, when I was about 8(jeez, alot of stuff seems to happen around then) I dropped the thick end of a Christmas tree on my little brother\'s head.
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Not sure. I have high pain tolerance. I\'ve been ran over by a car twice, tried to break my leg on purpose and so on. Most the time it was dumb bets that resulted in injury.
When I got my wrist tattoo. That hurt quite a bit. Was 4 hours non-stop.
When, on a stupid dare, I held my hand to a lit light bulb for close to 40 mintues. That left a huge scar and hurt very bad.
When I was wrestling with my uncle, he picked me up, threw me into a metal bed post. Resulted in blood going overwhere, and a cracked nose. Pretty damn cool. I now have a huge crack and gap in the middle of my nose.
When I ran outside, stepped on a bottle, it broke and a huge piece of glass went through my foot. I walked inside, I didn\'t even notice that blood was everywhere. I looked, saw a huge cut thru my foot, so bad it needed stiches. Instead, I just pulled the glass out, bandaged my foot and went to bed. Woke up with bloody sheets. Went to the doctor, they explained I needed stiches, but it was too late to get them or something. So, I got a shot and kept my foot bandaged. Now, I have a huge purple-ish scar across my foot.
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Originally posted by politiepet
I once hit this guy really hard in the nuts with my knee, boy did my knee hurt!!!
:laughing: LMAO. Yeah those knee injuries can be a b1tch.
I was a very hyper little kid so I was always prone to injuries. I used to jump of of the seond floor porch(about 20ft high) onto a matress in the yard. My brothers, my friends and I we all did it for a long time. I sprained my ankle pretty bad but I have this weird healing ability when it comes to my ankles so I was back jumping the next day. When I was 8 I tried to open a glass jar with some scissors. The cork in the jar was in really tight. I ended up slicing my palm(Still have the scar) about an inch from my wrist. It didn\'t hurt at all. I was more shocked than anything. I had to get stiches. If anyone has ever cut themselves pretty deep it is one of the coolest things to look inside your body. I was constantly playing with it and trying to look inside but my mother told me to stop so we could go get stiches. The Doctor told me not to use it for a while but I played kickball(one of the greatest games ever) the next day. I was (and still am) a knuclehead. :D
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leme see:
been shot in the arm with a 22 rifle. hurt like a f*cking b*tch let me tell you,
did a 180 of a loading dock with my skateboard, when i landed my foot hit the ground and my ankle literally did a 180 degree turn, i had a swell the size of a golf ball or bigger.
i face planted a 15 step of stairs.
i fell on my nuts doing a nollie frontside flip to 50-50 on to a handrail "soulgrind you know what trick im talking about if you can pull it off, bet you cant :)"
and several other incedent like the ones above from skateboarding, god i love the sport!
oh and i have been slashed in the stomach with a knife, not to severe, guess i like flriting with disaster, come with the contract of living in L.A. or at least when i used ot live there
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LMAO, at my young age I\'ve already experienced a very large amount of pain. I doubt I had the worst of them all but I guarantee everyone that I\'m right up there at the top of the list.
At the age of 6, I stepped on a frickin\' nail. I screamed and ran around like a baby then stepped on ANOTHER nail(same foot). I had to put both of my feet in water for a long time. That incident hurt a lot.
At the age of 7- accident on my bike. I don\'t really remember this one too much but I got a broken leg because I ran into someone then wiped out.
I\'ll get to the good stufff now. All of my major accidents happened when I was 12 and 13............
During a basketball game( the finals), me and some other dood were both going for a rebound and we both ended up with the ball in our hands. I somehow tripped then fell back and he slammed me into the ground, head first and I blacked out. Eeerrr, I had like a mingrain then. Turns out I had a concussion. Meh. Our team lost because I couldn\'t continue playing btw...
I mountain biked a lot. And I a lot of accidents too. Some big ones some small ones. But here was my biggest one.
This one is simple. I was getting ready to ride down a hill when I noticed a beer keg( seriously). I lost concentration and hit a stump. Then the flipping began... This was a very steep and long hill, I flipped atleat 10 and hit many rocks on the way down. I ended up having a broken arm and I have about five scars from that accident. There was blood everywhere.
LMAO, I don\'t feel like writing anymore. Too lazy. :D
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Now I know I sure as hell don\'t ever wanna see you guys LOL
I thought my crotch incident was bad, but you guys must all look like freaks with all those scars!!!LOL
btw. this may not have to do with pain directly, but a friend of mine once told a girl who tried to kill herself by cutting her arms open (you know, the large vains that run through your arms, of which I can\'t remember the name, she failed BTW) she shouldn\'t have cut them transverse, but lengthwise!
He felt sorry for saying that afterwards though
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Thank god I have an unharmed crouch
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Originally posted by nO-One
Thank god I have an unharmed crouch
I hear ya.
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It\'s not the only accident I had with it you know.
a couple of years ago I was playing soccer, we were 10-15 minutes underway, when a player from the other team tried to hit the ball really hard, cause he wanted to hit it over the whole field, then I jumped in front of it to block it.
guess what happened..................u guessed it right, do you know the feeling that you have when you\'re just hitted in the nuts, but not extremely hard? It hurts like hell, but only for half a minute or something, after that it sinks down. well that feeling stayed there for like 30 minutes, I was rolling over the field and screaming my ass of, I think I used every bad word that excists, after those 30 minutes I walked to the showerblock with my legs spread, like as if I had ****ted in them, and when I looked they were blue! You have no idea how scary that looks
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"Damn all of it sounds painful but let me ask you a question: who has had hot coffee spilled on them?? Laugh, go ahead, but my skin had huge bubbles the size of half dollars." - Sold_Out2
Oh, that\'s lightweight stuff. There was a period of time when I could pour scalding hot coffee down my arm and just shrug it off like it was nothing. Then again, this is the same time I was cooking ducks for Serenade Foods Inc. Ever try to pour a 3x3x1 foot pan filled to the brim with boiling hot duck grease down a 1 foot (circumfrance) funnel? Almost every night, four times a night, I\'d end up accidentally pouring about a cup or two of that down my arms and inside of my ovenmits. Ya know, that sucks sitting there feeling your fingers cook and knowing that there\'s not a damned thing you can do about it aside from dropping the pan and risk getting in trouble.. not to mention having to clean up a big F\'ing mess over your break period.
And if that wasn\'t enough, since this was a poultry plant.. the average tempature in the factory had to be kept at just a hair above freezing. Here\'s an example for you, take a bowl of cold water and a pan of warm grease. Soak you hand in the cold water for about 15 minuites, then plunge your hand into the warm grease. Now imagine that grease had just spent 90 minuites in an oven set to 500 digrees. Ouch.
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ouch
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Originally posted by nO-One
Thank god I have an unharmed crouch
God man. That reminds me of the time I was dared to order some piercing needles and pierce my own uhm "unit". That friggin\' hurt. But it wasn\'t painful enough to actually embed itself in my mind.
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So Living, I take it you know Prince Albert personally huh? :D
Damn, that\'s insane. Of all the parts of your body to mutilate just for the masochistic fun of it, that\'s gotta be the one where I\'d draw the line at. I\'d hate to miss my target or mess up in some way just to find out later that I\'m somewhat "Dysfunctional" because of my own stupidity.
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Not to mention it hurts!
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Originally posted by SonyFan
So Living, I take it you know Prince Albert personally huh? :D
Damn, that\'s insane. Of all the parts of your body to mutilate just for the masochistic fun of it, that\'s gotta be the one where I\'d draw the line at. I\'d hate to miss my target or mess up in some way just to find out later that I\'m somewhat "Dysfunctional" because of my own stupidity.
Actually, a frenum , which goes thru the skin on the bottom side of it. But, yeah I know what one is. My best friend is a piercer / tattoo artist.;)
It was a quick pain. A real sharp pinch, but was over in a second. Was actually suprised. :D
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I once took a hockey puck to the balls when I was 16. I even threw up.
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Damn you scrotums seem to act like magnets to foreign objects.
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If I were to take a hit into my lil\'friend (uhhh I mean big friend :D) the first thing I would do is check if my bits&pieces were still working.
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Originally posted by nO-One
If I were to take a hit into my lil\'friend (uhhh I mean big friend :D) the first thing I would do is check if my bits&pieces were still working.
So if someone hit you in the twig and berries with a bat you would drop to your knees and flog the dolphin? That just doesn\'t seem right.
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flog the dolphin
Flog the dolphin?
I\'ve never heard that one before. And trust me, I\'ve heard alot. My friends are really perverse.
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Originally posted by Gohan
Originally posted by nO-One
If I were to take a hit into my lil\'friend (uhhh I mean big friend :D) the first thing I would do is check if my bits&pieces were still working.
So if someone hit you in the twig and berries with a bat you would drop to your knees and flog the dolphin? That just doesn\'t seem right. [/B]
No I\'d probly hide behind a tree or something :D
Ofcourse I\'d wait till I got home,maybe even the next day.I\'d have to give the sucker some time to get better.
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I nearly had cancer. Had to get a lump removed from my neck.. It was the size of a golf ball. Wasn\'t fun believe me. But it wasn\'t cancer. :D
But i was freaked because they thought it was. :(
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oh man. thats gotta suck. my uncle died from cancer. :(
what would these forums be without SoulGrind??? :sconf:
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Originally posted by politiepet
to go to the hospital for a little operation
LMAO :laughing: little eh?
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I have never really had any seroious injuries, but this is the best I could think of (funny too)
Well when I was eleven I went to the Tae Kwon Do Junior Olypics with my buddies in Orlando(Junior Olypics is the U.S. only tournament, so it was hell to train and a whole lot of pain). Well after the the sparring for 2nd degree black belt( me :D ) I came in as 3rd place (damn cheap shot :mad: ), anywayz my sisters boyfriend started chasing me and I ran full speed into this really really really window and knocked myself out for a few minutes, and woke up in a hotel room with a huge lump on my head. Since we were in Orlando, we went to DisneyLand and I faked being handicapped to get on rides really quick and there was no line for me to wait in.
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Originally posted by ViVi
I have never really had any seroious injuries, but this is the best I could think of (funny too)
Well when I was eleven I went to the Tae Kwon Do Junior Olypics with my buddies in Orlando(Junior Olypics is the U.S. only tournament, so it was hell to train and a whole lot of pain). Well after the the sparring for 2nd degree black belt( me :D ) I came in as 3rd place (damn cheap shot :mad: ), anywayz my sisters boyfriend started chasing me and I ran full speed into this really really really window and knocked myself out for a few minutes, and woke up in a hotel room with a huge lump on my head. Since we were in Orlando, we went to DisneyLand and I faked being handicapped to get on rides really quick and there was no line for me to wait in.
THAT WAS YOU!!!! We were like look at this crippled bastard cutting the line. We were really pissed. If I ever see you again.........you won\'t have to fake being handicapped. :D
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Kicking Bull+ my nuts= inmense pain
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Originally posted by kangu-G^Ltt^s
Kicking Bull+ my nuts= inmense pain
Thats just dumb. Why were you close enough to a bull to let it kick you in the nuts. I value my nuts more than my sight. If I know a bull can kick me and possibly crack a nut I stand right out of nut kickin distance. That is ehy the head of the hammer is built on the end furthest away from your nuts.(I know there are physics involved and stuff but that was determined after they designed it to protect the more valuable than gold nuts.)
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It was actually a VERY stupid dare. A friend of mine dared me to ride aroud on top of one of the bulls at his ranch, so I approached it and it didn\'t seem to mind me as I got closer. I wanted to get on quickly to get it over with, but in my haste I say up to far back on the bull. So as soon as the son of a **tch started running and jumping I slid right of its rear and was simultaneously kicked in the nut-region. I actually managed to sort of walk to an area that was not completely covered in dung, and collpased.
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Originally posted by kangu-G^Ltt^s
It was actually a VERY stupid dare. A friend of mine dared me to ride aroud on top of one of the bulls at his ranch, so I approached it and it didn\'t seem to mind me as I got closer. I wanted to get on quickly to get it over with, but in my haste I say up to far back on the bull. So as soon as the son of a **tch started running and jumping I slid right of its rear and was simultaneously kicked in the nut-region. I actually managed to sort of walk to an area that was not completely covered in dung, and collpased.
HAHAHH! I am sorry, but it is so funny to laugh at these things. I like the part about making your way to an area not covered and dung, and collapsing. Hilarious!!! :) Not for you though. :(
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hey I forgot one of my nut shots!
I was about 12 and I was playing a little junkyard baseball with the older neighboorhood kids.they were all about 15 or 16. my friend was pitching, he got hit in the leg lne drive. so he sat out and another of my friends got up and almost got hit, so he wussed out, and I got up there thinking that I was invinsicble. First pitch, i throw it and bam! Straight to the nuts, my left one (seems smaller to this DAY!) was in immense pain, I fell to the ground, tearing up grass everywhere while coughing and wheezing. And you know what? Those bastards kept playing! I couldnt walk straight for like 3 days!
ergghh!
Eric Jacob
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Ugh I can actually feel pain in my nether region while reading this :crap:
looks down and says:
"don\'t worry fella\'s nO-One will protect you"
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well actually they should be worried if no one protects them
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dang that is some messed up stuff
well i have ahad a few also:
1:I have had my head split open three times - once i was kicked by metal cleets and split open my head from my eye to the top of my head - then i have also ran into the corner of a wall and split my head open - then there was a big chain hanging in a tree and i tried to get it out and it came down on the middle of my head and it was one of those big ass ship type chains
2:Broke both my arms after falling off a loading dock after trying to jump it with my bike - heheh - little higher than i thought - had to walk a couple of miles with both mands all crooked before i got to my house
3:I know i have said this but the night i picked up my PS2 i pretty much cut the tip of my thumb off - i mean it went through my finger nail all the way to the other side and back again - i could lift up the chunky flap of skin and meat and watch blood actually squirt out - damn it was hard to try to play the PS2 like that
4:Well this onen didnt happen to me but i am sure it hurt more than anyone else\'s here - my friend was playing outside football - well this guy went out for a pass and jumped up to get it - well he was wearing shorts and he skinned the tip of the top of a Fire hydrant - needless to say it broke open his scrotum and his actuall balls fell out of his shorts - ahhhhh thinking of that brought back a picture image - damn that had to hurt
well thats all i can remember
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Ooh just remembered I have broken my arms aswell,twice infact (can\'t belive I forgot that)
Anyway the first time I was young say about 12-13 and I was trying to skateboard.I rolled down a pretty long and steep hill (I had gone down that hill a few times before) anyway I was going pretty fast and I didn\'t notice a very small (I am talking small) rock on the ground,it hit one one of the front tyres and stopped it completly causing me to fly about 2 meters and landing on my elbow.It hurt like hell but I didn\'t think munh of it (it always hurt when you land on your funny bone).So I just continued skating for about an hour then went home.I ignored the pain for 3 days.I went to the doctor because I was getting worried cuz I couldn\'t really move my arm and it hurt like hell.The doc checked me out and took a few X-Rays,but said I was just badly bruised.Later that day he called back he said he had taken a look at the X-Rays and saw I had infact broken my arm.
The second time was later that year.I was on some 24 hour school trip (it was supposed to be fun sigh).It was dangerous to go to sleep your face would be mutilated by the time you woke up.So I had stayed awake all night.When it was time to leave I was VERY sleepy (ppl said I looked stoned) and there was a wall where everybody used to sit on. (One side was about a meter high from the ground,the other side almost 2) anyway like everybody else I wanted to sit down.BUT I MISSED THE DAMN THING,I fell down the other side and landed on my funny bone (like the previus incident).I didn\'t quite relise what had happened lying on my back with my feet in the air so I just said "damn" stood up went into the bus and fell asleep.The next day I went to the doc and found out I had broken my arm the exact same way I had broken it before.
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Originally posted by Sublimesjg
dang that is some messed up stuff
well i have ahad a few also:
1:I have had my head split open three times - once i was kicked by metal clits and split open my head from my eye to the top of my head
So it was torn open by METAL CLITS huh? Were you like having sex with some female robots or something? :laughing:
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Originally posted by Sublimesjg
4:Well this onen didnt happen to me but i am sure it hurt more than anyone else\'s here - my friend was playing outside football - well this guy went out for a pass and jumped up to get it - well he was wearing shorts and he skinned the tip of the top of a Fire hydrant - needless to say it broke open his scrotum and his actuall balls fell out of his shorts - ahhhhh thinking of that brought back a picture image - damn that had to hurt
I am in pain just thinking about that. Is he alright now or did someone just put him out of his misery?
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4:Well this onen didnt happen to me but i am sure it hurt more than anyone else\'s here - my friend was playing outside football - well this guy went out for a pass and jumped up to get it - well he was wearing shorts and he skinned the tip of the top of a Fire hydrant - needless to say it broke open his scrotum and his actuall balls fell out of his shorts - ahhhhh thinking of that brought back a picture image - damn that had to hurt
I don\'t believe that. I can\'t believe it. Your scrotum can\'t be broken open. And I\'m pretty sure your balls are well secured to the rest of your, um, package.
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Originally posted by Solid Snake 88
4:Well this onen didnt happen to me but i am sure it hurt more than anyone else\'s here - my friend was playing outside football - well this guy went out for a pass and jumped up to get it - well he was wearing shorts and he skinned the tip of the top of a Fire hydrant - needless to say it broke open his scrotum and his actuall balls fell out of his shorts - ahhhhh thinking of that brought back a picture image - damn that had to hurt
I don\'t believe that. I can\'t believe it. Your scrotum can\'t be broken open. And I\'m pretty sure your balls are well secured to the rest of your, um, package. [/B]
actually you are wrong - they are attached by these long tubes which is why they hang - plus there has been another incident like this but i wasn\'t there
some kids at my school were playing around in the shower by popping towels and one guy landed a pop right on the sweet spot and his nut fall out of his sack - he went into shock and all but he came out fine after a little operation.
Ohhh and gohan they guy is alright now but he has to live with the fact that incident happened and we make fun of him all the time - oh and the fact that we can call him lefty makes for a good time
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i fell into a big pricker bush once while roler-blading but thats nothing compared to that.
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ohh, dammit, well, i was playing football once and during a tackled was kneed, well, not in the balls, in another very important \'thing\' in that area...man, i thought it split in two, ewww
when i was 8, i was carrying a chair (for unknown reasons) and was sliding it along the ground when all of a sudden a set of stairs appeared, and i went tumbling down them, and then to rub it in even further when i got to the bottom i het my head on the corner of a brick walla and had to get stitches
when i was 10 i was walking down another flight of steps at my neighboors house. for some reason one of his steps were broken (these were concrete steps outside the house) and i didnt notcie and fell, lucky enough, there were a whole heap of rusty quarter inch thick steel wires poking out to stop my fall...hehe, it only cut through to the bone in my shin
thats about all i can remember for now
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Originally posted by Sublimesjg
4:Well this onen didnt happen to me but i am sure it hurt more than anyone else\'s here - my friend was playing outside football - well this guy went out for a pass and jumped up to get it - well he was wearing shorts and he skinned the tip of the top of a Fire hydrant - needless to say it broke open his scrotum and his actuall balls fell out of his shorts - ahhhhh thinking of that brought back a picture image - damn that had to hurt
well thats all i can remember
Hearing that reminds me of this movie, from dusk till dawn 3, in that movie this guy his a shoe with a knive attached to it, and this vampire walks towards him, so he kicks the vampire in the nuts, doing that caused for the vampires balls to stick to his shoe/knive, and the guy goes like, eeeeeH there\'s balls on my shoe!!!
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Hah hah hah hah hah I have to rent that one.
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Originally posted by nO-One
Hah hah hah hah hah I have to rent that one.
I wouldn\'t recommend it. If you want I can kick you in the nuts with a spiked shoe. I\'ll keep kicking until one of you nuts gets lodged on the spike and then I\'ll say, "Ew, there\'s nuts on my shoe" We can videotape it so we can watch it many times afterwards. Trust me hilarity will ensue. I think this would be better than renting that movie. Just let me know. I can make some spiked shoes quickly. I have some Timberlands and a pocket knife.
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When i was 13 i was a wrestling fanatic... I used to go outside and wrestle my friends on the trampoline. when my friend bounced up at the same time and i grabbed him in a german suplex in mid air and my foot hit the metal frame and fell backwards to the ground head first and got a concussion. that hurt pretty bad.
i used to ride my bike down this steep hill in my neighborhood. i learned to ride down the hill without using my hands on the handlebars. I would steer by shifting my wight....well i was flying down the hill one day and shifted to hard and went face first into the ground and slid about 5 feet on my bare hands.... my knees were nothing but blood, my hands were bloddy, my lip got busted opend and swollen to the size a double A battery on one side and i chipped my tooth....
bleeding from a half ripped lip kinda hurts too.
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I see some really painful stories... I love \'em... bWOAwhawHawhaw...
But that doesn\'t say I don\'t have my own stories to tell you.
I was 4 years old ( I do remember it as it hurted like H3ll... or at least I still imagine it hurted ), I was cycling down a very steep downhill, a walkway, and in the bottom of the downhill there was glass broken all over. Well, I began shaking around with the bike and fell to ground, and slided in the middle of all the glass-spikes.
Well, the glass-clusters went under my skin and I was covered in blood. I went to doctors and the doctor said I was very lucky to remain without critical injuries.
But it did hurt; I can\'t say the fall with the bike or the removing of the glass-clusters..
I have no stories involving my d1ck, so I think they won\'t interest you much. So I may stop here. Maybe I continue someday.