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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Bossieman on March 20, 2001, 10:24:36 AM
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Lets do a story, lets see what will come up, ok? I start.
Mr T-ray had been working on a timemachine for over 20 years, most people thought he was a bit strange, because he had this extreme love for videogames.
Actually he couldnt always seperate real from fiction, but he was one happy man.
This was the day. The day he would show the world that he was the smartest man on the planet.
He had done over 200 betatest and they all had worked out well.
He walked in to the machine and started up the engines, the familiar sound made him almost cry.
He turned on the videocamera and sat down in the chair.
He puted his hand on the keyboard and taped in the year.........................
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Then he died.:D
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Was that the cliff notes version?
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He puted his hand on the keyboard and taped in the year..........................................England , Wembley 1966 the world cup Football Final, You see Mr T Ray was half Scottish and was driven totaly insance by the constant boasting from the English on how they have won the world cup, every football turiment they keep on saying 1966 we won it but only one and we will win it again because where the best.
So he decided to travel back and assasinate and then replace the entire English side with 11 Cyber monkeys he knew he had to be there for 3:00pm because that was the kick off, plus he has to give is remote cyborg monkeys a full charge.
but to his Alarm he packed the ................................
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part 3..................... his female suckubus he got when he went to the 1600\'s ah he did ove his sukubus so he decided to use her instead, he would sneak her into the locker room, and have her seduce them 1 by one, then suck the life force out of them in way i caqnnot mention haha, so they were to weak to play, they had to forfit the game and he got his way, oh he was so happy, then he decided to go to......................
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oh he was so happy, then he decided to go to.................................Florida 2001 the United States of America Presidential Electons, After changing history he decided to save the future of the planet, the first trip was for himself, the second was for the Human Race.
He had to track down the EVil opressor G W Bush, and put an end to his wicked ways, but how and when there was only a couple of days before the court decision ...............................
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............ so he had some free time, he had heard that a man by the name of nathan had a chimp, he went to the year 3000 and got an elixer that would make the chimp speak and think at revolutionary levels, then he went back in time to nathans house and secretly poured the elixer in the chimps water dish, the chimp tried to fling poop at him but missed, then he drank the water and went...whooo.whoo..ahhh...ahhh...wwhhaa...what the hell did you put in my water? the monkey backed from the man in fear,..i...i..i can speak, then in triumph he said, finally i have the power said the chimp, mister T-ray told him that every night he can get out of his cage and go on the net, speak your mind, let the world know what you think, oh and by the way, what is your name? the chimp said clyde.. just call me clyde :p
then T-ray remembered about the election, so he...............................
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........shot himself in the face, and then fell off of a bridge into a meat grinder that was infected with.............
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then T-ray remembered about the election, so he...............................
......told Clyde:
-U wana change history?
- Yeahh, why not?
- Go with me back to the year 2001 and tell the world you are related to G W Bush, can you do that for me?
- Of course, lets go.
They went back and Clyde changed history....Bigtime.
T-ray started to wounder. if I change history now, the future has to be changed. So if I go to the year 3000 again maybe that elixir doesnt exist now?
He decided to do a liitle experiment.
He traveled to the year 2015 and study the PS4, he took a PS4 and went back to the year 2001, he went in to the Sony main office in Japan and told them that he got a really interesting thing. Sony listened and looked at the PS4. T-ray told Sony that he had ivented this thing and that this was a prototype of a gamingmachine and that Sony could buy it for 10 billion dollars.
Sony gave T-ray the money and he gave Sony the PS4.
He then whent to the year 2005, Sony had some really revolutionary console, this one was like 1 million times more powerful than NASA:s supercomputers.
One thought came up in T-rays head.
I stoled the PS4, went back in time,gave sony the PS4, they used it.
But Who actually discovered the technology behind the PS4(3)?
Well T-ray thougt for a while and he came to the conclusion that the answer has to be..................
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...himself, as the time goes in circle, he thought. He had gone there before endless times, but he didn\'t know it. This goes a little over his head, and he begans to shout like a chimp:
"Oo oo oo AAAAA!!"
But then he gets the hold of his head and thinks why not go to year 5000,000 to see if the world is destroyed. And then if not, to see what the humans look.
Yes, the stories of on-going evolution is still circling around T-ray\'s mind. He had been told that humans ear-size will reduce, their nose will reduce to a minimum of two holes ( so that makes Michael Jackson a vision of the future ), and so on.
So he went to the year 5000,000 and discovered...
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Originally posted by Lucas Biggins
Then he died.:D
LOL what a way to keep the story alive eh?
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........that he had.........
........shot himself in the face, and then fell off of a bridge into a meat grinder that was infected with.............
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So he went to the year 5000,000 and discovered...
that the planet was like a paradise, dinousauries walked the ground and there was no sign of humans, the air was fresch and life was beutiful. What had happened?
No signs of humans and a beutiful planet, I have to go back and find out what happened. He went to the year 2266..........................
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........and shot himself in the face, and then fell off of a bridge into a meat grinder that was infected with.............
Stop skipping my additions. I work real hard on these things.
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...some unknown virus. But then, for some miracle, he survived the shot, the fall and the meat grinder! He jumped from the grinder covered with red blood, and hospital-men came and got him. He discovered the hospital men weren\'t men after all!...
[ I had to rescue him from trouble :) - but I know these games. I used to play with my friend. I writed a sencente, then he writed; a continue-story. But as I was serious, my friend kept messing it up. I wrote:
"He was a great..."
"...mass-murderer, and killed himself and twenty people nearby." and so on :) ]
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..........they were evil tomato wedges bent on world domination. They were going to attack [our hero] but luckily he found some lettuce and salad dressing. He then went about tossing their salad ;). After hours of salad tossing he then decided to stab a puppy in the face with a sharp.................
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pencil which mad the dog mad, it chased him around untill it finally caught up with him and pounced upon him and bit his....
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.........ass. He was pissed because that was the last one and now he would have to travel on foot. At least thats what he thought until he saw a blonde chick with a cucumber in her.........
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eye, he said to the women"why the **** have you got a bloody cucumer hanging out of your eye socket" she smiled and replied with....
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.......... oh somebody shot it out of a potato gun and it hit me right in my f*cking eye!, she didnt have enough money to get it removed so it had to stay there,but all the sudden t-ray felt hungry and asked her is he could have a bit of her cucumber, to make along story short he ate the entier cucumber and she could see with both eyes again:) she said thank you, and now she had a favor to ask him, it turned out that she wanted him to eat andother cucumber in between her................
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ears, he said no thanks you dirty minger and pulled out an a.k 47 and shot her many times in the head, as he looked closer he noticed she was a man with his d*ck painted green, he shouted you dirty bast*rd, and started to kick him in the head untill it fell off, then he thought he go back in time and make england good during Euro 2000, so he went back to the year 1999 and nuked all the countrys in europe, job done, thats when he came up with the idea of.........
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making a hover car, he hop on it and ran over everyone in his sight...The Gundam warrior(me :)) shot the hover car and he blew up.
Here my story.
There was a drunk guy who keeping drinking beer, then one night....There was a killer from scary movie :eek:! He was runnig after the drunk guy for 100 miles, but they stop in middle of train track and got ran over by the train. The train was on fire...All people start to yell "HELP ME!"..BOOM! The train blew up in air and some people died...One woman was hurt, but still can walk. It was midnight when Bender turned into a were-car and start to chasing after the woman.......
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For the real story
......nuking himself. He realized that he was an idiot for nuking europe and wanted to end it all. So he swallowed a nuke(just play along :)) and set the timer for 10 seconds. He did not know what to do for those 10 seconds so he repeatedly punched himself in the face. 10 *punch*, 9 *punch**punch*, 8 *punch*, 7 *punch*, 6 *punch**punch*, 5 *punch*, 4 *punch*, 3 *punch**punch*, 2 *punch*, 1 *punch*, BOOM. As his radioactive remains sprinkled back down to the earth, a gust of wind came and blew him into a ..............
For Wing-0\'s story
........until he ran out of gas.
THE END
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STOP SKIPPING MY GOOD STORY OR I WILL BE PISSED! :pissed:
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........the windmill where his body got cut in half, he have to drag his self to his house and he saw.......
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himself, but another version of himself, from another time, so he told the past version of himself not to nuke the other countries, just mess with the plane of the other football teams, and in ablink of an eye all the nuke stuff didnt happen and he was fine, thats when he travelled to.......
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dump yard where all dog tried to get him but.....
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just as the dog was about too jump on him, he woke up, it had all been a dream, he then activated his time machine and travelled to the time frame.....
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Then after he watched them lose, he typed in year 2001 any school in the world, and he taught 00seven how to spell ... j/k