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Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: Weltall on March 27, 2001, 10:14:20 PM

Weltall wants to come back really badly.
Weltall wants to be able to keep up with the discussion.
Weltall cannot afford a PS2.

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This is Weltall. He lives in a thatch shack in the jungles of Brazil. He has 17 siblings. His parents scraped up together 12 years of pay from coffeebean farming to buy this poor young boy a television set. Look into those eyes. LOOK INTO THEM. See the pain and anguish. See the unbearable longing to see that black monolith of gaming perfection. Can you truly deny him? If so, can you look at yourself in the mirror? If you can, you, my friend, are one sick, SICK little monkey.

Friends, Neighbors, Christians, Wealthy Board Members, I beseech thee, LIFT THIS BOY\'S SPIRITS. Just $3 from every board member! THREE MEASLY AMERICAN DOLLARS from one hundred members... and you can save this poor child. I ask you, as a human being, can you really say no to such a pitiful figure?

100% of all proceeds go to Weltall\'s Swiss bank accounts... err I mean the woven straw makeshift bank, one of Weltall\'s only possessions.

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: Lavan on March 27, 2001, 10:16:06 PM

Weltall = Fat Gary Coleman.

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: Faithdies on March 27, 2001, 10:18:24 PM

Hey,
why doesnt Weltall back off the food, and save some money.
Other than that.
Welcome back.
When was the last time you posted.

Oh yeah,
nice quote.

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: Lavan on March 27, 2001, 10:19:28 PM

"Whatchu talkin\' about Faithdies?"

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: Weltall on March 27, 2001, 10:20:31 PM

I havent posted regularly since September. I\'ve been working on stuff.

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: Faithdies on March 27, 2001, 10:23:22 PM

Ok...
I wasnt going to respond but...
That was just too funny Lavan.
Very funny.
Good one.

Well, its good your back.
I doubt you remember me, for I rarely posted,
But I remember your posts as intelligent and thoughtful and those are always good.

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: Weltall on March 27, 2001, 10:25:43 PM

Quote

But I remember your posts as intelligent and thoughtful

Couldn\'t have been me:D

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: ddaryl on March 27, 2001, 10:26:39 PM

You look good Wetall, I see you lost that 7th chin

welcome back

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: THE EYE on March 28, 2001, 12:11:41 AM

The money is on its way...
I´ve sended it str8 to: Weltall (that´s the German word for Space... you know?
The moon, stars... E.T. :D ) living in the jungle !!!
I hope it´ll reach you in time !!!

And now I´ll go back o my PS2 and play some Starfighter...
*just wondering why this little fat kid don´t ask for a PS2 ??!! I could buy one for him,
but if he just wants the 3 bucks... eeeeer... never mind...* :D :D :D

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: CygnusXI on March 28, 2001, 05:24:22 AM

Alright Weltall:)

I\'d send you $3, but all my moneys tied up in child labor expenses:D

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: EmperorRob on March 28, 2001, 08:55:57 AM

I am rich but for some reason I don\'t feel pity for you.  Your fat bastard son who looks like a tire with a mouth, does not convince me to invest $3 of my million dollars in you.

Do you have any redeeming qualities besides eating small children?

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: Weltall on March 28, 2001, 10:23:00 AM

Erm... YES.
1. I am hung like a bull elephant.
2. I like coffee
3. I eat large children too
4. I believe in God, unless you dont want me to

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: Darth Joyda on March 28, 2001, 09:01:17 PM

sorry, Weltie, but my 3 bucks is definetely going to Zoe. Would 50 cents be enough from me? :)

Anyways, it\'s nice to have you back. I remember when you posted quite often, and I remember your pic. Now you should get it back, or get a new one.

Title: Help poor starving Weltall!
Post by: Weltall on March 29, 2001, 02:26:53 AM

You love me! *cries*

I forgot how to go about getting it back...:(