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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Jigen on April 02, 2001, 09:26:30 AM

Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Jigen on April 02, 2001, 09:26:30 AM
Aaron, I can\'t believe you closed that thread... it\'s not an April Fool\'s joke...  people just try it out, you have to stand close to the picture and look at it and then contact Otacon...

Anyways, just need to keep that thread going because it\'s not a joke... I wouldn\'t even joke you because it\'s not April Fool\'s anymore.
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Unicron! on April 02, 2001, 09:34:20 AM
What??You mean its really exists in the game?

Can someone post a movie?
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Jigen on April 02, 2001, 09:36:35 AM
Yes, it actually exists in the game... I first tried it on the 31st... at first I couldn\'t get it to work because I was standing too far away, but I can 100% guarantee you it works.

[edit : ack, spelling]
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: unknown on April 02, 2001, 09:38:41 AM
you guys it is true, i tried it earlier today, sure i was sceptical but it actually works, i pmed aaron telling him it really works, IT WORKS GUYS its not an april fools joke,a dn its pretty funny as well. if im lieing you can ban me, thats how serious i am
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Unicron! on April 02, 2001, 10:04:43 AM
HAHAHA UBELEIVABLE!!!
KOJIMA SURE HAS LOTS OF HUMOR:)

Poor snake cant have his private moments.:D.

I wonder what would have happened next if Otacon didnt corrupt him:)
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Weltall on April 02, 2001, 11:26:56 AM
Snake\'s ass wasn\'t as round in the first game. Musta been all them C-rations...
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Knotter8 on April 02, 2001, 11:52:12 AM
There\'s somethin funny going on at KCEJ.
I think Yoji Shinkawa is the kinky factor here, the evidence : 1. ZOE ; the robots with the pointy ****pits between their legs.

2. Snake\'s outfit. look at his back ; almost looks as if Snake is wearing a (females)corsette.

3. And now this masturbation joke.

I think Shinkawa is the naughty guy here.
BTW I wouldn\'t mind Core Design to implement something like that in the next Tomb Raider.
(picture Lara...) lol :nut:
Knotter8
Title: Another lil\' discovery...
Post by: 182Ways on April 02, 2001, 12:23:36 PM
Go into a locker that has a poster on the door.  Then, look down at the girl and go into First Person mode. You\'ll have to have your volume turned way up on your TV if you want to hear what happens.

Thanks to Majorgamer, PS2Web for this piece of info.
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: unknown on April 02, 2001, 01:56:42 PM
doesnt he thro a kiss at the picture, i knew about that one but i didnt bother saying anything
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Bozco on April 02, 2001, 05:50:43 PM
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Originally posted by unknown
doesnt he thro a kiss at the picture, i knew about that one but i didnt bother saying anything


Nope
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Claypool 2001 on April 02, 2001, 06:06:34 PM
if you get into a locker with one of the posters, if you hold R1 while looking at the poster, he\'ll make smooching nosies and then you hear a kiss, this is also true, but not a big deal as the masturbation thing PEACE!
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: IronFist on April 02, 2001, 06:16:35 PM
Well if you are in the locker with the pic, and you crouch down, then if you go into first person mode, he does throw a kiss. :)  It\'s pretty funny.  I can\'t believe they put so much into the game concerning those pictures. :)
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Aaron on April 02, 2001, 06:21:17 PM
That\'s really stretching it to say he\'s masturbating. Yeah he\'s making a weird face, but...
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: 182Ways on April 02, 2001, 06:23:06 PM
I can\'t wait to see what other little "specials" Konami is going to include in the final game.  I wonder how Snake will react to the unconscience Olga...
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: 182Ways on April 02, 2001, 06:25:28 PM
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Originally posted by Aaron
That\'s really stretching it to say he\'s masturbating. Yeah he\'s making a weird face, but...


Well, based on what Otacon was saying (and how he said it), I would think that Snake really was doin\' it solo-style.
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Aaron on April 02, 2001, 07:28:57 PM
I don\'t know...
I have a hard time believing it, though the ZOE case says it\'s rated M. Maybe I\'m wrong.
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Sublimesjg on April 02, 2001, 07:56:14 PM
i don\'t know its not so far fetched - why else put the posters in the game really if snake wont interact with them in some kind of way

but i think its funny regardless
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Darth Joyda on April 02, 2001, 07:59:40 PM
Well, I believe you now, as April\'s Fool day is behind. That is the first thing I\'m going to seek for and try when I get my Zoe this friday! Incredible! I love those small details they put into the games ( so called \'easter eggs\' ), and I\'m quite sure we haven\'t found everything yet! :)

If the demo is so detailed already, how detailed will the final version be?

I can... hardly.... wait...
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: politiepet on April 02, 2001, 09:56:27 PM
we should\'ve known the masturbating thing was in it when otacon said at the beginning: the private sector\'s not so bad, is it? Privacy guaranteed!
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: PlaystationExpert on April 03, 2001, 03:21:44 AM
Well heres another thing when u play MGS1 and u knock out that 1st guy and steal his clothes if u lay down and zoom in with something u can c his bottom or some part in the game there is a dude taking a pi$$ and when u choke him his penis flops out with a censored patch over it but once again if u zoom in on it when he turns around and spots u can also c his penis but its all bad details

cya
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Samwise on April 03, 2001, 04:02:04 AM
Lol, this thread is sick. :)

I guess there\'s a reason he\'s called "Solid Snake" :D
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: ooseven on April 03, 2001, 04:10:26 AM
i wonder what happens if a gaurd notices one of the poster ?

Will he Join in, with a little pink rifle Target practice ?

i say this because i have notice if you disturbe things like shash plates or leave locker doors open, gaurds will notice and react !.

maybe ill try that one when i get home.
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Unicron! on April 03, 2001, 05:51:36 AM
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Originally posted by Samwise
Lol, this thread is sick. :)

I guess there\'s a reason he\'s called "Solid Snake" :D


What about Liquid Snake:D?
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: ooseven on April 03, 2001, 06:15:04 AM
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Originally posted by Unicron!


What about Liquid Snake:D?


OOSEVEN tryes his hardest not to think about SNIPER WOLF !

Admin : what the hell are you doing ooseven , havent you got enought to do ?
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: politiepet on April 03, 2001, 09:06:10 AM
how about....revolver ocelot!
he sounds like he\'ll shoot his sperm right through the door!!!j/k
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: politiepet on April 03, 2001, 09:07:15 AM
you could perhaps even think of vulcan raven that way!
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Unicron! on April 03, 2001, 11:15:20 AM
Poor Ninja (Grey Fox) lost most of his human parts.
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: unknown on April 03, 2001, 02:37:32 PM
ugghh, i just read this thread an im sorry but its sick, everyone in this thread are all men, and were taling about privates and sperm and shooting...ughhh!

sick sick bastards lmao
Title: That snake masterbating thing is TRUE...
Post by: Aaron on April 03, 2001, 03:26:46 PM
I think this thread has gone far enough. Keep your Snake fantasies to yourselves please.