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Title: The Force is Strong with this one
Post by: ooseven on April 09, 2001, 06:05:46 AM
Just got this email from a friend of mine.
here have a read of it.

Everyone, who is in the UK has got to do this....
As some of you may know there is a census coming around on April the 10th [UK only].

For those who don\'t know, a census is where the government collates general information about its residents (number of people living in your house, religion, etc)

If there are enough people, who put down a religion that isn\'t mentioned on the census form, it becomes a fully recognised and legal religion. It usually takes about 10,000 people to nominate the same religion. It is for this reason that it has been suggested that anyone who does not have a dominant religion to put "Jedi" as their religion.

Send this on to all your friends and tell them to put down "Jedi" on their census form. And remember ... If you are a member of the Jedi religion then you are by default a \'Jedi Knight\'.

So if this has been your dream since you were 4 years old.... Do it because you love Star Wars, If not...Then just do it to annoy people.


just think if this works Scotland could be the New home of the Jedi Knight :D.
Title: The Force is Strong with this one
Post by: Lavan on April 09, 2001, 06:11:08 AM
Now get the order of the Jedi Knights to all support a single football club and you have an interesting side-note the the Old Firm derby.... ;)
Title: The Force is Strong with this one
Post by: ooseven on April 09, 2001, 06:18:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Lavan
Now get the order of the Jedi Knights to all support a single football club and you have an interesting side-note the the Old Firm derby.... ;)



:laughing:

yeah i can see one side of the OLd Firm going with the Jedi Fath and the other joining the Sith !

wonder if ****i Advocat Manager of Rangers will Sign Darth Maul for next season ?

Sorry have to call him ****i due to the fact that this forum cencors works like D*** F*** and Wank

Damn it even cencors (****i)

oh so we can get away with a Wank but not a D*** or F*** ?

Admins i see double Standards here :laughing:.
Title: The Force is Strong with this one
Post by: Lavan on April 09, 2001, 06:52:54 AM
Hmmm, what if we call him Penis Advocat? Willy Advocat?

Richard is far too plain!

LOL I can see it now, Darth Advocat\'s Rangers versus Martin O\'Mace Windu\'s Celtic - they walk out onto the field to \'Duel of the Fates\'.
Title: The Force is Strong with this one
Post by: ooseven on April 09, 2001, 06:56:36 AM
Mmmmmmmmm may be we can finish things off with a Sith Vs  Jedi battle for the last old fim game of the season.

Hugh Dallas could play Yoda !

Hmmmmm Full Biased i am he can say :D.
Title: The Force is Strong with this one
Post by: FatalXception on April 09, 2001, 07:03:59 AM
Heh heh, Canada is having a cencus by may 15th, this year.  Woohoo!  I can be a jedi too!
darkside?  Lightside?
:vader:              :wedge:
Title: The Force is Strong with this one
Post by: Lavan on April 09, 2001, 07:15:30 AM
You know, this means Craig Brown is Jar Jar Binks;

"Weesaa be tooonil up againsta Belgium theysaa have ten meen then weesaa flop."

[Oh, and I\'m not picking on the Tartan Army, I couldn\'t give a rat\'s behind about \'Innnglund\' any more.]
Title: The Force is Strong with this one
Post by: nO-One on April 09, 2001, 09:42:18 AM
I hope someone put\'s down Vulcan Logic as their religion.That would be cool as hell :D
Title: The Force is Strong with this one
Post by: kopking on April 09, 2001, 10:14:23 AM
man this is so cool, its the 10 tommorrow, telling all my mates to do it. this is gonna be so cool if it happens