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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Joker on April 09, 2001, 12:13:32 PM
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As usual I was up this morning super late (about 4:30am) like I am every night.
Anyways, Samwise came online and we got to talking as we usually do then the topic turned to my girlfriend. Who at the time was upstairs sleeping in my room.
With the help of Sam I told him some of the things I could do to her to be cruel, the list was...
1: A simple pitcher of icy water to be thrown upon her
2: Douse her in a cakey mask of shaving cream
3: Strategically place a Black Cat cherry bomb on the pillow next to her and set it off.
it was late so that was all I could think of at the time...
I left it up to Sam to perform the task of picking what I should do.
Sam picked the shaving cream assualt. So when I finally went to bed I curled up behind her...put my arms around her and kind of cuddled while slipping the canister of shaving cream close to her face. Then I just let loose on the nozzle and quickly made a mess of her pretty face.
After about 5 minutes of her cursing at me cause it got in her eyes (what can I say, I have ****ty aim) and because now her hair was clumpy.
While i\'m holding my ribs from lauhing so hard she storms out of my bedroom downstairs and as I lay on my bed I hear a familuar sound of my PS2 booting up.
I get up to see what she was doing and walked in the living room to find her removing the MGS2 demo from the PS2. I didn\'t say nothing I just kinda stared...She walks into the kitchen and I hear the sink start to run.
I slowly become aware of what she was about to do, I walk in the kitchen to see her with a huge grin across her face and holding my MGS2 demo with a fork poised above it.
It was intense...I was about to get down on my knees and beg her not too but instead I did the foolish thing and lunged at her. Clumsy me tripped (of course). She backed away and dunked the disc into the sink of hot water and grinded the fork against it...as I lay on my stomache looking up in horror she pulls it out of the sink and drops the scratched to hell disc in front of my face.
Long story short, if your going to play cruel pranks on your significant other just make sure SHE ISN\'T A PSYCHO!!!
any sane person would never harm the MGS2 demo...
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Jebus Christ, thats horrible!
I\'m at a loss for words. If someone did that to my MGS2 demo, I would........I would.......I don\'t know what I would do, but it wouldn\'t be pretty.
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Bwuhahahahahaha....errr I mean to bad...:laughing:
That\'s what you get for trusting Samwise ;) now he\'s a madman.
What did your GF do/say to you after she destructified you disc?
ohh something you should remember "Hell has no fury like a womans scorn" or something like that
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I\'ll quote a very famous cartoon character to express my emotions towards your post.
Heh heh!
:laughing:
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she just laughed as I was trying to clean it off...then she got the shaving cream off and went back to sleep.
oh she will pay though...I just need to find something valuable of hers to destroy.
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Originally posted by CYprEsS
she just laughed as I was trying to clean it off...then she got the shaving cream off and went back to sleep.
oh she will pay though...I just need to find something valuable of hers to destroy.
And then what if she leaves you?
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Sorry cypress, but man, you\'re a moron :)
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You could try a resurfacer (they\'re expensive, the liquid is about 40-50 bucks a bottle, for the good stuff). It depends though, if the label side is scratched, it\'s junk.
You made a bunch of mistakes:
1) Practical Jokes on a girl - they always escalate horribly.
2) You did it at your house, instead of hers.
3) You didn\'t know when you had lost, and it was time to grovel while pouring shaving cream all over yourself and squirming like a worm on the floor.
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Fatal\'s right. The only way to come out on top with a girl is to grovel and be whipped. It does wonders for relationships, plus, you get more putang.
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HAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*koff* sorry I had something in my throat
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHA
I agree with Ryu and Fatal. What the heck were you thinking. Im surprise she didnt destroy your ps2.
You shouldve put your games and ps2 in a safe place. Like in a titanium steel cage unaccesible to anyone unless they have the access code...then again if you forgot the code...you be screwed... :D
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Originally posted by Ryu
Fatal\'s right. The only way to come out on top with a girl is to grovel and be whipped. It does wonders for relationships, plus, you get more putang.
Actually I think its spelled "poontang".
But thats beside the point.
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God man that is really horrible. I am so glad i do not have a girlfriend to worry about right now...Although i badly want an Asian girl....God they are hot(Most of them)
Hey Cypress i might be able to hook you up man:D
Contact me on ICQ on this coming Saturday and we will work something out;)
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dang thats wild stuff
man i don\'t knw how i would react if my girl did that
probaly what you are gonna do - i have to do something back to people when they do something to me - and it i always more extreme
i need to learn not to though - as it always makes for trouble
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I feel sorry for you, Cypress - but that\'s what you get when you try to do pranksters on smarter beings than you ;)
Quite a story there - the thing my little-sis\' usually threatens me about happened to you, and if it would happen to me - I\'d make my little-sis\' buy me new MGS2-demo :D
Ah well - may your spirit live on. You will survive it. Don\'t let the emotions ruin the day...
[ and make up something horrible for her... BWAHAHAHAHA ]
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I thank you all for your pity...I thought it would just be funny, never would of imagined she would do the extreme of extremes...
and I do agree with Fatal...even though I learned the hard way...well....the very hard way.
I wish I could be the one to say
"ok fine, no more sex"
but thats just not happening, not with me at least.
I didn\'t beg because she was gloating all day while I sulked on the couch with the mangled disc on the coffee table. My way of making it up to her was letting her gloat.
*sigh* I feel I lost a part of myself...actually 2 parts...my dignity and my demo :(
PS: DarkGamer, if I have to get a disc off you (or have the chance) i\'ll only do that as a last resort. I would hate to put you at a discomfort cause of my mistakes. But none the less its comforting to know that you might be able to help if need be.
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Dammint, I forgot to say my favorite catch phrase in my first post. I\'ll just sneak in here and say:
That\'s what you get.
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Damn Cyp, I didn\'t know she\'d molest the holiest of the holy - the MGS2 demo. :(
But I think you should think about the revenge thing we talked about.... Slice one of her beloved items up with a knife... Muhaha! :D
Note to self: Don\'t ever trust a Madman ;)
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lol indeed sammy...but I just have to find out if she has anything that can make up for my beloved demo...