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Playstation/Gaming Discussions => PS3 Discussion => Topic started by: Clyde on April 17, 2001, 11:23:26 PM

Title: all signatures must be 5 lines or less!
Post by: Clyde on April 17, 2001, 11:23:26 PM: YES! im talking to you

after today, if yer sig is more than 5 lines, i will delete it

and spaces do count, humans

noone wants to see a pissed off chimp
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Post by: pstwo on April 17, 2001, 11:47:11 PM: YES SIR!!
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Post by: THE EYE on April 18, 2001, 02:03:15 AM: OKELYDOKELY... :D

eeerrmm... WAIT, I do only have one line !!!
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Post by: Kenshin on April 18, 2001, 02:08:39 AM: 5 lines eh?

one...two...three...wats after three? :D
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Post by: videoholic on April 18, 2001, 03:41:34 AM: They should all be one liners.

I remember one guy who had a 5 verse poem on his. Took up a whole page..
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Post by: Darth Joyda on April 18, 2001, 04:01:01 AM: I hope my ain\'t too big...

Nah - I\'ll change it anyway.

One-line sig is far cooler than a long sig, mind you. 5 -rows is just a perfect limit. But was this decision made by a chimp or a human, Clyde? :)
Title: yeah
Post by: kirath on April 18, 2001, 04:06:31 AM: The damn monkey talks and you all jump.... Seriously thats kinda sad.....

I don\'t like big sigs either, but I definetly don\'t like barking monkeys..!!! :eyemouth:
Title: Re: yeah
Post by: Metal_Gear_Ray on April 18, 2001, 04:20:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by kirath
The damn monkey talks and you all jump.... Seriously thats kinda sad.....

I don\'t like big sigs either, but I definetly don\'t like barking monkeys..!!! :eyemouth:

I would watch out if I were you..calling clyde a money is one of the most dangerous thing you can do in thie forum, he\'ll fling poop at you :D
Title: Re: Re: yeah
Post by: Bozco on April 18, 2001, 05:25:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Metal_Gear_Ray

I would watch out if I were you..calling clyde a money is one of the most dangerous thing you can do in thie forum, he\'ll fling poop at you :D

i was going to say the same think, i said it to my cousin and worded it the same exact way

Im scared now, which window are you watching us from
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Post by: ooseven on April 18, 2001, 06:12:56 AM: Ah yeah mine is Damn fine and it also meants the 5 lines law :D.

WELL DONE OOSEVEN I SAY
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Post by: Bossieman on April 18, 2001, 07:45:46 AM: What an important thread!! This is so important, and it is in the main forum!!!!!

Eihhhh, Monkeyman, read my signatur :)
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Post by: nO-One on April 18, 2001, 07:57:44 AM: I\'ve said it before and I\'ll say it again.Short and simple is the way to go

Quote

noone wants to see a pissed off chimp

heh heh bring it on :D
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Post by: Clyde on April 18, 2001, 08:00:58 AM: yes bossieman, infinite poor grammar

:)
Title: ooh no
Post by: kirath on April 18, 2001, 08:17:08 AM: The monkey has spoken again, ALL OF YOU DOWN and worpship your MONKEY!!!
Title: Re: ooh no
Post by: Bossieman on April 18, 2001, 08:22:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by kirath
The monkey has spoken again, ALL OF YOU DOWN and worpship your MONKEY!!!

He did, I´ll go and get the bananas.
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Post by: Weltall on April 18, 2001, 09:32:51 AM: Weltall: Jesus, that monkey has you guys coming and going. Ya\'d think he\'s some kind of champ...
ooseven: No, I thought you were the champ...
Weltall: Wanna bet?
ooseven: Bet on what?
Weltall: I bet that in one week I can put a bug so far up his ass he won\'t know whether to **** or wind his wristwatch. Any takers?
nO-One: I BET A BUCK.
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Post by: Bossieman on April 18, 2001, 09:40:31 AM: One question.
Is clyde a silverback?
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Post by: Black Samurai on April 18, 2001, 09:53:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Clyde
yes bossieman, infinite poor grammar

Why that was so funny, I don\'t know; but you have got me cracking up here at work.:laughing:
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Post by: mm on April 18, 2001, 10:26:30 AM: bossie, obviously you dont know yer primates
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Post by: Kimahri on April 18, 2001, 10:32:07 AM: WTF does it matter?!?
Are we wasting precious internet paper?
If people have something smart and funny to say that they think represents themselves they should be allowed to use it. whats with all the rules? whats ur problem?
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Post by: mm on April 18, 2001, 10:41:11 AM: my problem?

this is my forum. thats my problem

i want to read people\'s thought\'s and opinions, NOT scroll thru 8 lines of DBZ dialog from some lame cartoon over and over everytime they post. and no, im not referring to gohan

if you dont like it, well, there\'s the proverbial door
Title: yeah YEAH!!
Post by: kirath on April 18, 2001, 10:47:42 AM: And don\'t let the nanners hit you on the way out!!!!!
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Post by: Clyde on April 18, 2001, 10:56:59 AM: yes, i am pleased
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Post by: METALGEAR007 on April 18, 2001, 10:57:36 AM: sorry this is mabye a silly question but clyde are u the top guy so 2 speak cause lookin at ur posts u dont have much more than me !

if u are not bein disrespectful just curious !

also i agree shorter is better ( i mean the lines hee hee)
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Post by: Faithdies on April 18, 2001, 11:02:31 AM: Clyde,
when is MM going to get crackin on my pic?
If theres a problem, let me know.
Thanks.
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Post by: Clyde on April 18, 2001, 11:03:32 AM: did u PM mm with a link to the pic?

if u have, please do so again
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Post by: Faithdies on April 18, 2001, 11:04:14 AM: I did.
But I will do so again.
Thanks.
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Post by: Jumpman on April 18, 2001, 11:06:42 AM: So my sig is no good huh? Dammit, I thought I had found the right one. I guess I was wrong again.

Dag nammit, back to the darn drawing board.

* draws a picture of a monkey who is in pain*

:D
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Post by: Faithdies on April 18, 2001, 11:08:18 AM: Jumpman, your just askin for trouble.
I sent the link to MM, Clyde.
I didnt know whether to send it to you or not.
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Post by: Clyde on April 18, 2001, 11:09:27 AM: nope, its usless to send it to me

mm has access to control panel and will make yer requested changes
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Post by: Caspian on April 18, 2001, 11:09:55 AM: Clyde, I have an interesting observation. My Screen Resolution is 1600x1200. On that resolution my signature is 2 lines. ON 1024x 768 it is also two lines. However on 800x600 it is 3 lines and 640x480 is 4 lines, even though I only hit the Return Key once.

You don\'t have to give a Required Screen Resolution but it would be easier to base your 5 lines on one resolution. I believe 1024x768 has become the standard. Or are most things still clinging to 800x600?

Anyway I just had to piont that out. Tell mm he is doing a great job.
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Post by: Sublimesjg on April 18, 2001, 11:12:56 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Faithdies
Jumpman, your just askin for trouble.

i don\'t know i thought it was pretty funny :laughing:

i mean its all in good fun - no harm done or anything
Title: all signatures must be 5 lines or less!
Post by: Faithdies on April 18, 2001, 11:17:44 AM: I thought it was humerous as well.
Im just thinkin hes going to get it changed to something completely self-degrading.
Title: everyone
Post by: kirath on April 18, 2001, 11:21:39 AM: Throw the monkey a nanner and the forums will live on..!!

Viva la M0nK3y

:eyemouth:
Title: all signatures must be 5 lines or less!
Post by: Bossieman on April 18, 2001, 11:37:29 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Caspian
Clyde, I have an interesting observation. My Screen Resolution is 1600x1200. On that resolution my signature is 2 lines. ON 1024x 768 it is also two lines. However on 800x600 it is 3 lines and 640x480 is 4 lines, even though I only hit the Return Key once.

You don\'t have to give a Required Screen Resolution but it would be easier to base your 5 lines on one resolution. I believe 1024x768 has become the standard. Or are most things still clinging to 800x600?

Anyway I just had to piont that out. Tell mm he is doing a great job.

I bet that the MOnkeyman didnt think of this.
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Post by: jm on April 18, 2001, 12:06:48 PM: Oh damn, this reminds me of the creepy memories of the other forum mm and I used to run, except these weren\'t your ordinary homosabiens. These creatures put quote after quote and images in signatures! It took mm a long time and patience, something he lacks in, to get order over these people. Eventually it boiled down to him banning those annoying ones and him editing himself since they took too long.

God forbid he sees a image in signature or a line from Teletubbies, I\'m warning you now, watch out.

jm
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Post by: Black Samurai on April 18, 2001, 12:46:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mm
and no, im not referring to gohan

Well I think its time for a bit of a change anyway. Shorter sig that makes more sense? Sounds good to me.
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Post by: Jumpman on April 18, 2001, 12:47:13 PM: Don\'t worry FD, I was only having some mindless fun. I\'ll change it later tonight.

Errr... I think mm punished me for what I said. My pic has vanished! And this happened within the last 10 minutes...:(
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Post by: ooseven on April 18, 2001, 01:02:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Jumpman
Don\'t worry FD, I was only having some mindless fun. I\'ll change it later tonight.

Errr... I think mm punished me for what I said. My pic has vanished! And this happened within the last 10 minutes...:(

Nope i can still see your pic, maybe he will punish you in some other way
muhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha says MM somethime soon me thinks :rolleyes:.
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Post by: ajoh432 on April 18, 2001, 02:30:26 PM: I just made a signature....... I have no clue how long it is....
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Post by: ajoh432 on April 18, 2001, 02:32:47 PM: is this better? do you like it?
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Post by: M4 on April 18, 2001, 03:11:55 PM: 3 lines; I\'m alright. :)
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Post by: nO-One on April 18, 2001, 03:35:14 PM: I think we should give good\'ol ooseven permission to have a sig longer than those 5 lines.His sigs are very funny.
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Post by: FatalXception on April 18, 2001, 07:19:01 PM: Mine\'s ok.... so let me get this straight, shigoku\'s is 4 lines or 6 lines? Blank LINES are counted?
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Post by: Black Samurai on April 18, 2001, 08:27:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FatalXception
Mine\'s ok.... so let me get this straight, shigoku\'s is 4 lines or 6 lines? Blank LINES are counted?

That they are and that means your sig is one line too long.
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Post by: METALGEAR007 on April 19, 2001, 10:39:13 AM: Gaurd #1, "He\'s already killed three people"
Gaurd #2, "He\'s killed three people?"
Gaurd #1, "Yeah, and they say he\'s using stealth too...."
Solid Snake, "There\'s an intruder besides me?"

come on guys u must admit this signature is pretty funny !!!!
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Post by: ajoh432 on April 19, 2001, 01:39:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by METALGEAR007
Gaurd #1, "He\'s already killed three people"
Gaurd #2, "He\'s killed three people?"
Gaurd #1, "Yeah, and they say he\'s using stealth too...."
Solid Snake, "There\'s an intruder besides me?"

come on guys u must admit this signature is pretty funny !!!!
hey do you remember that part in the game? I love my sig!
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Post by: METALGEAR007 on April 19, 2001, 02:12:18 PM: yeah briefly its been a while but funny nethertheless
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Post by: FatalXception on April 19, 2001, 09:20:26 PM: hrm... let\'s see if I conform now... :crap:

EDIT - won\'t waste a post to see if I fixed that [ i] thing. forgot the darn / :burn:
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Post by: fastson on April 20, 2001, 06:54:24 AM: PUH!

Good thing my sig. is only 3 linez!

OBEY MM!

/FAST
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Post by: Evi on April 20, 2001, 11:00:57 AM: I was never fond of long signatures anyways. They look really lame and make you want to slap the person who\'s sig takes up a whole pge. Thanks for finally doing something about this Clyde. You get some bananas...

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