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Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: ooseven on April 18, 2001, 11:59:38 AM
PPFT forget about the EE and the ability to play PSX games, when it comes to the PS2 they have thought of EVERYTHING.


What do i mean well, ever noticed these cool features on your PS2 ?

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Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: Bossieman on April 18, 2001, 12:05:34 PM
007! we all knew about this, its old news. the PS2 is perfect, didnt you know?
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: ooseven on April 18, 2001, 12:17:24 PM
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Originally posted by Bossieman
007! we all knew about this, its old news. the PS2 is perfect, didnt you know?


What even using the PS2 to hit your enemys ?

well i have tryed that one and it works, it also works after you hit someone just as long as you don\'t hit them too hard ;).
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: nO-One on April 18, 2001, 12:54:58 PM
hmm good idea.I could crush my enemies by bashing them with my black box.Then take all the valuable stuff and hide it inside the expansion bay :D that is truly a good idea,now to go out and make some enemies ;)
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: Bossieman on April 18, 2001, 01:01:24 PM
I have to go to work tomorrow.
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: ooseven on April 18, 2001, 01:06:30 PM
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Originally posted by Bossieman
I have to go to work tomorrow.


Yeah with your PS2 under your arm, i can just read the headlines the now.
"10 people beaten up with PS2 in Sweden..."

witnesses say they saw a man attacking people with a playstation 2 saying " Yeah it\'s ok it was oosevens idea, he said it was ok....".
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: nO-One on April 18, 2001, 01:26:05 PM
The next day\'s headline

\'The Playstation man strikes again\'

The police still has no lead on who this mysterous villain is.It is advised that people stay indoors until this case has been resolved.
Witnesses have described the man as a gorilla with a PS.2,shouting what sounds like "Die Billy boy,and take your cursed X-Box with you",though that should only be thought of as a rumor.
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: ooseven on April 18, 2001, 01:29:14 PM
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Originally posted by nO-One
The next day\'s headline

\'The Playstation man strikes again\'

The police still has no lead on who this mysterous villain is.It is advised that people stay indoors until this case has been resolved.
Witnesses have described the man as a gorilla with a PS.2,shouting what sounds like "Die Billy boy,and take your cursed X-Box with you",though that should only be thought of as a rumor.


maybe we could do a cartoon strip of the deranged playstation 2 owner and his magical PS2 weapon ?

Fighting crime
Putting an end to EVIL DOSERS
all with the help of his little black box.

:D.
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: nO-One on April 18, 2001, 02:40:24 PM
Good idea.I like it.Infact I like it alot.
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: M4 on April 18, 2001, 03:09:14 PM
Whoa, I didn\'t even know about the rotating Playstation logo.

Sony is brilliant! ;)
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: Deadly Hamster on April 18, 2001, 04:03:54 PM
Holy crap i just turned it! i never woulda know without your help ! hear it click into its new place :)
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: Animal Mother on April 18, 2001, 05:33:45 PM
The expansion bay can be used to hide plenty of drugs
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: Regent Weber on April 18, 2001, 08:00:21 PM
Just recieved from the Swedish press:

"WILDMAN SMASHING DOWNTOWN CITIZENS WITH DEADLY GAME"
04.18.01 STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - A psychotic individual is stalking the citizens of Stockholm and causing severe injuries by striking them with a Sony PS2 (imprints of the label was discovered in their foreheads). Hospitals are reporting an alarming rise in admissions due to injuries sustained from the game-wielding maniac. The Swedish Police are on heightened alert, armed with descriptions of a \'Large, hairy individual armed with a black box". This has lead to several false alarms, due to the large number of swedish citizens who fit this general description.

So far 28 citizens have been attacked by the \'Sony  Maniac\', as he has been nick-named by the swedish press. One survivor, Jurgen Haorfurgaasesonne, recalls a large, extremely hairy man asking him if he planned to purchase a \'X-Box\' this fall. When Jurgenasked if it was a Nintendo game, he was methodically clubbed into unconsciousness.

The swedish government is reportedly considering an emergency meeting to ban further importation of PS2 units from Japan. One goverment official off the record said: " Ve can\'t have oor kids beeting peeple oop."
Jacof Wacof- Rooters AP,Sweden
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: Darth Joyda on April 18, 2001, 08:19:44 PM
I think better weapon to kill is the pad, not the console-unit. With the pad, you can quickly use it as a deadly whip ( by holding it from the pad and using the cord as a whip ), or then you can make it a deadly medieval weapon ( by holding from the cord and swing the pad above your head ).

If I\'d kill my little-sister today, I\'d prefer the pad. And if the pad would break, I\'d just buy new one without losing too much money.

I\'m brilliant. :)
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: nO-One on April 19, 2001, 09:31:20 AM
No wonder Bossie hasn\'t posted much lately,the police being after him and all.
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: Sublimesjg on April 19, 2001, 12:49:38 PM
there are too many uses for the PS2 - yea i like how the logo turns as well - it is just plan sweet looking

and Bossieman - we are friends right

*Sublimesjg sees a black blur and gets bonked over the head, then wakes up and looks in mirror to find a PS logo on his forhead, screaming "Nooooo!!!"

be careful it could happen to you
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: StAnZo on April 19, 2001, 01:12:56 PM
You guys have too much time on your hands LOL :D
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: Metal_Gear_Ray on April 20, 2001, 03:18:04 AM
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda
I think better weapon to kill is the pad, not the console-unit. With the pad, you can quickly use it as a deadly whip ( by holding it from the pad and using the cord as a whip ), or then you can make it a deadly medieval weapon ( by holding from the cord and swing the pad above your head ).

If I\'d kill my little-sister today, I\'d prefer the pad. And if the pad would break, I\'d just buy new one without losing too much money.

I\'m brilliant. :)


I agree

You can strangle people with the cord :D
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: Eiksirf on April 26, 2001, 04:36:45 AM
Yep, they planned for everything... well, except for a proper launch of the console. ;]

But not to worry, I heard that many a Sony executive forehead has felt the fury of PS2 wielding co-workers who were enraged by the lack of supply and needed to do some real "console bashing" because of it.

-Eik
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: unknown on April 26, 2001, 05:30:14 AM
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Originally posted by Animal Mother
The expansion bay can be used to hide plenty of drugs


this is true in many cases, i made a thread a while ago title

"what can you use the expansion bay for?"

and most replys were for drugs, and stuffing a significant other inside it lol
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: Nplayer-2 on April 26, 2001, 06:38:13 AM
If the 4 pound PS2 hurts people....what will the 16x16 10-15? pound xbox do? ;)
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: politiepet on April 26, 2001, 07:01:43 AM
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Originally posted by Nplayer-2
If the 4 pound PS2 hurts people....what will the 16x16 10-15? pound xbox do? ;)

don\'t you know the xbox is nice and soft and has no edges, cause it\'s round!
duh!!!!
Title: SONY, They Planned for everything.
Post by: nO-One on April 26, 2001, 07:23:47 AM
But the green bubble might brake and leak radiation X all over the place :D