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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Bossieman on April 19, 2001, 06:23:39 AM
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One of my favourites are this one from Aliens
- Eihh, Vasques, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
- Noo, have you?
Or this one.
-They aint paying us enough for this **** man!
- Not enough to wake up to your face, Drake.
- What! Is that a joke?
- No, I wish it were.
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no its got to be
- just when i thought i was out, they pulled me back in
or
- are you talking to me?, i said are you talking to me?, i dont see anyone else around here so you must be talking to me
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One of my funny ones was dumb and dumber:Mary i desprately want tomake love to a school boy.
that one makes me laugh.
God there are so many good lines in films,but i carnt think of anymore!!!!
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-Size matters not, Yoda[/b]
-I\'m your father, Luke, \'Darth Vader\'
-I\'m Bond, James Bond.[/b]
:)
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"Dodge this"
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"This whole God Damn Places is like one giant Tombstone!"
can\'t remember who says it but its a quote from dawn of the Dead, i think anyway it the one where it set in a missile silo and that soilder gets his head pulled of by a mob of Zombies.
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"I\'m not gonna hurt you... Wendy, you didn\'t let me finish my sentence... I said, I\'m not going to hurt you. I\'m just gonna bash your brains in. Bash them right the f*ck in!"
Jack Torrance, The Shining.
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"You ain\'t leadin\' but two things right now. Jack and ****. And Jack left town."
And
"Hail to the king, baby."
Damn I love Army of Darkness.
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oh yeah you cant forget
- whos laughing now
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Tyler Durden: "OK: any historic figure."
Narrator: "I\'d fight Gandhi."
Tyler Durden: "Good answer."
Narrator: "How about you?"
Tyler Durden: "Lincoln."
Narrator: "Lincoln?"
Tyler Durden: "Big guy, big reach. Skinny
guys fight \'til they\'re burger."
"That old saying, how you always hurt
the one you love, well, it works both
ways."
"I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of
every panda that wouldn\'t screw to save its
species."
"Ahh, Chloe. Chloe looked the way
Meryl Streeps\'s skeleton would look
if you made it smile and walk around
the party being extra nice to everyone."
"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your f***ing Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."
"It\'s only after you\'ve lost everything
that you\'re free to do anything."
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make
you a chicken."
"A guy started at Fight Club, his ass was a wad of cookie
dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."
Fight Club, one of the best movies ever made...
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the one in my sig...
also ones like...
"Somebod switched her from suck to blow, Lord Helmet!"
"I amyour father\'s, Cousin\'s, Uncle\'s, Former Roommate!" or something like that
"The All powerful...Yogurt"
Gotta love Spaceballs
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"Look at me! I\'m Leatherface!" (electric carver unplugs) - Idle hands.
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right now my favorite is from mallrats & Clerks. f\'n Savages!
Your Friendly Neighborhood ScottyJ
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Originally posted by Ratlad
Tyler Durden: "OK: any historic figure."
Narrator: "I\'d fight Gandhi."
Tyler Durden: "Good answer."
Narrator: "How about you?"
Tyler Durden: "Lincoln."
Narrator: "Lincoln?"
Tyler Durden: "Big guy, big reach. Skinny
guys fight \'til they\'re burger."
"That old saying, how you always hurt
the one you love, well, it works both
ways."
"I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of
every panda that wouldn\'t screw to save its
species."
"Ahh, Chloe. Chloe looked the way
Meryl Streeps\'s skeleton would look
if you made it smile and walk around
the party being extra nice to everyone."
"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your f***ing Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."
"It\'s only after you\'ve lost everything
that you\'re free to do anything."
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make
you a chicken."
"A guy started at Fight Club, his ass was a wad of cookie
dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."
Fight Club, one of the best movies ever made...
thats just a great movie, that and matrix are my two favorite movies
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ahh Bossieman, gotta love Aliens, my all time fav. movie
but the best character is Hudson, he frickn rules
"Its game over man, its ame over, now what the F**k are we gonna do!?!"
or
"why dont you put her in charge"
"that wasnt funny man, wasnt funny"
or the best but when hes going nuts in the final showdown, just screaming out "yeah you want some, oh how about you you son of a *****, oh yeah you too" etc.
(Aliens has been ripped off so many times in so many movies, the most blatant is Starship troopers when they rip off that Hudson bit, that just pissed me off)
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but for great quotes, you cant go past Apocalypse Now
" I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That\'s my dream. That\'s my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving. " ( Colonel Kurtz ) "
" We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig, cow after cow, village after village, army after army. And they call me an assasin. What do you call it when the assasins accuse the assasin ? " ( Colonel Kurtz )
." Out there with these natives it must be temptaion to be God. \'Cause there\'s a conflict in every human heart between the rational, the irrational, between good and evil. And good does not always triumph. " ( General Corman)
." I love the smell of napalm in the morning ! You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours, and when it was all over I walked up. We didn\'t find one of them, not one stinking dink body. The smell -- you know, that gasoline smell -- the whole hill -- it smelled like victory." ( Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore )
." Never get out of the boat. Absolutely god damn right. Unless you were going all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole ****in\' program. " ( Captain Willard )
." Charlie is dug in too deep, or moving too fast. His idea of R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home, death or victory. " ( Captain Willard )
." We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won\'t allow them to write **** on their airplanes because it\'s obscene! " ( Colonel Kurtz )
." The horror. The horror. " ( Colonel Kurtz )
sorry, i just did an assignment on this movie and i have a lot of quotes lying around
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GUNNERY SEARGENT HARTMAN FROM FULL METAL JACKET
"Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of ****! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I\'m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-****s every cannibal on the Congo!"
"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!"
"Jesus Christ Pyle, don\'t try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn\'t he?"
"Bull****! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama\'s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
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The Matrix - Wow.......
Austin Powers - Do I make you horny....
Austin Powers - Dr. Evil: ZIp it....zip it good *wapish*
Independence day - will smith: No you did not shoot that green **** at me!!
The Gladiator - What we do in life echos in eternity
Space balls - Lord Helmet: *huff pufff hufff puff hufff puff* *lifts up helmet* Man i cant breathe in this thing
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Ah-ah, I know what you\'re thinking punk. You\'re thinking did he fire six shots or only 5. And to tell you the truth I\'ve forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you\'ve got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!
I\'ll be back
Its good to be the King
man1: You look like the piss boy
king: well you look like a bucket of **** yourself
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff
Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what\'s your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don\'t know.
I can\'t believe you don\'t flog the dolphin before a date, it\'s like carrying a loaded weapon .....
..... Oh my god, I\'m going out there with a loaded gun
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can\'t stand it any longer. It\'s the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel
saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I\'ve somehow been infected by it.
oh there\'s more too !!!!!!!!
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Another Fight Club* fanatic...
"Nice, big c0ck."
"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy sh*t we don\'t need..."
-Tyler Durden
*use soap.
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I wanna read more favorite movie quotes
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Have you seen George Romero\'s day of the dead? Rhodes is HILARIOUS. GET THIS MOVIE... HIS QUOTES ARE AWSOME
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here is mine: "hahaha, burn boy fall down and go boom" Randal to Dante about Jay slipping on some soda-clerks Uncensored
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
" The horror. The horror. " ( Colonel Kurtz )
sorry, i just did an assignment on this movie and i have a lot of quotes lying around
Loved the movie too, Heart of Darkness is also one of my all time favourite novels.
Some more Army of Darkness quotes;
Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
Ash to the Witch: Yo, she-b!tch! Let\'s go!
Ash: Don\'t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn\'t understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.
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1,2 Freddy\'s comin\' for you.
3,4 better lock your door.
5,6 grab your crucfix.
7,8 better stay up late.
9,10 never sleep again.
;)
Nightmare on Elm Street
"I\'m not gonna hurt you... Wendy, you didn\'t let me finish my sentence... I said, I\'m not going to hurt you. I\'m just gonna bash your brains in. Bash them right the f*ck in!"
That is one of my favorites also.
Oh and..
"You talkin\' to me? Are you talkin\' to me?"
Taxi Driver,
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"Abash the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is"
T-Bird
"Mother is the name of god on the lips and hearts of all children"
Eric Draven
"Officer Albreicht: You move, and your dead pal.
Eric Draven: And I say I\'m dead and I move"
All from The Crow
And my all time favourite Quote.
"You know what you look like to me with your good bag and cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed hussling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length to the bone but your not more then one generation from poor white trash, are you agent Starling? And that accent you\'ve tried so desprately to shed, pure west virginia.
What is your father dear, is he a coal miner? Does he stink of Olene? And oh how quickly the boys find you, all those tedious sticky fumblings in the backseats of cars while you could only dream of getting out, getting anywhere, getting all the way to the F.B.I."
Dr. Hannibal Lecter
and this one
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice ciantii"
Dr. Hannibal Lecter
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Yippy-ki-yay mother-fu**a.
Do you swallow?
Just becuase I rock doesn\'t mean I\'m made of stone.
Whats a matter honey, a little extra cheese on the taco?
Hey big guy, you hear the news? My son Billy got the lead in the high school musical.
Well, I guess he likes the c0ck afterall.
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QUOTE- Darth Joyda
-I\'m your father, Luke, \'Darth Vader\'
hey leave it to u to get that right, whenever i talk to some starwars guy he is always like " luke...... I am your Father"