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Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: on May 16, 2001, 12:00:33 AM
hey man what do you think about the sony 2 and if they are better than the pieces of sh*t pox box ohh sorry .............. X Box. pox box what was i thinking!
i reckon the sony 2 kicks ass.some guy reckons that they should have changed the colour what do you think they should have changed it to?
i think the did it perfect.   but they forgot the CARRY HANDLE ha ha ha!
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: ddaryl on May 16, 2001, 12:04:28 AM
I was going to close this but I think it should stay open for entertainment purposes
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: THE EYE on May 16, 2001, 12:16:42 AM
ddaryl... he is young... have mercy ! :D :laughing:
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: StAnZo on May 16, 2001, 12:21:56 AM
Looks like we have DocWiz\'s alter ego. :D
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: ooseven on May 16, 2001, 12:37:39 AM
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Originally posted by DA HIT MAN
hey man what do you think about the sony 2 and if they are better than the pieces of sh*t pox box ohh sorry .............. X Box. pox box what was i thinking!
i reckon the sony 2 kicks ass.some guy reckons that they should have changed the colour what do you think they should have changed it to?
i think the did it perfect.   but they forgot the CARRY HANDLE ha ha ha!


Are you the man who hacked into Bill Gates Computer and got his Credit card deails, then sent him $100,000 worth of Viagra to is Hi Tech HOME ?.............................
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: on May 16, 2001, 12:47:25 AM
yep that was me all me. nooooooooooooooo it realy wasn\'t but i wish it was
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: ooseven on May 16, 2001, 12:57:26 AM
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DA HIT MAN is a hit man that will take out any X Box owner and any X Box console

$ 150 per person

$ free per console


Ah thats nice , so where do you take them ?

out to Dinner ?

The Movies ?

A Beer ?

j/k (OLD JOKE I KNOW !)

;)

TAXI FOR MR BOND !

I am here all Week, New material when i can steel it from someone Funny......
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: Stupid Mop on May 16, 2001, 01:59:02 AM
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Originally posted by ooseven

I am here all Week, New material when i can steel it from someone Funny......


I\'m funny
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: THE EYE on May 16, 2001, 02:04:46 AM
No, you´re not... :D
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: ooseven on May 16, 2001, 03:05:41 AM
ooseven: Run\'s off and puts a secret wire tap on MM\'s House to listen in on Witty Put downs to Silly Humans.

Ha with this new material i cant fail not to impress
muahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah........


ooseven listens in more ..........

MM..... " What do you mean i could save 1000\'s on my next double Windows fitting, i live in a top secret underground Goverment Base, being funded to let Chimps type away at a keyboard for an infinate and undisclosed period of time , They are trying to write the next ARMY MEN GAME YOU SEE !......"

MM.......... " HOW did you GET THIS NUMBER..........".

Person on the Other End of the Phone " You Silly Human It\'s Me Clyde making a Prank Phone Call, right i am off to jump more people in INDIA and Blame it on the YETI ! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahah.........!"
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: Darth Joyda on May 16, 2001, 03:18:11 AM
That\'s funny, ooseven, but I\'m afraid this newbie here won\'t understand it :laughing: ;)

Write too fast, perhaps?

oh and ddaryl, that was a wise decision from you - we need entertainment... *Evil grin*

But I wired ooseven\'s house when ooseven was wiring mm\'s house. I know where he lives... SECRET agent.. phah!

This is what I recorded:

"Hello double-O-seven!" [ must be the voice of moneypenny ]
"Hello darling!" [ Ooseven speaking ]
"Come here ooseven... I\'ve got a present for you... come here... bed is waiting..."
"I will I will... Just wait a second, dear. GO get ready"

[ about 30 minutes of silence, few notes sung by ooseven and sound of a shower - I\'m rewinding it. Here comes the best part ]

*smack* *smack* [ they\'re obviously kissing ]
"OohSEVEN!"
"Oooh Donkeypenny..."
"WHA-WHA-WHAT DID YOU SAY OOSEVEN?"
"You\'re the best donkey...PENNY I\'ve ever had! I mean, what?"
*Pam* *Pam* OUCH! *Pam* [ I think moneypenny is hitting ooseven with her baseball bat right now ]

[ stop ]

Got troubles ooseven? ;)
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: ooseven on May 16, 2001, 03:28:48 AM
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda
That\'s funny, ooseven, but I\'m afraid this newbie here won\'t understand it :laughing: ;)

Write too fast, perhaps?

oh and ddaryl, that was a wise decision from you - we need entertainment... *Evil grin*

But I wired ooseven\'s house when ooseven was wiring mm\'s house. I know where he lives... SECRET agent.. phah!

This is what I recorded:

"Hello double-O-seven!" [ must be the voice of moneypenny ]
"Hello darling!" [ Ooseven speaking ]
"Come here ooseven... I\'ve got a present for you... come here... bed is waiting..."
"I will I will... Just wait a second, dear. GO get ready"

[ about 30 minutes of silence, few notes sung by ooseven and sound of a shower - I\'m rewinding it. Here comes the best part ]

*smack* *smack* [ they\'re obviously kissing ]
"OohSEVEN!"
"Oooh Donkeypenny..."
"WHA-WHA-WHAT DID YOU SAY OOSEVEN?"
"You\'re the best donkey...PENNY I\'ve ever had! I mean, what?"
*Pam* *Pam* OUCH! *Pam* [ I think moneypenny is hitting ooseven with her baseball bat right now ]

[ stop ]

Got troubles ooseven? ;)


Hmmmmmmm i wondered why there was heavy breathing comming from my cupboard ?

And why my Cat was walking Funny ?

And Why all that time i could hear someone unpeeling a bannana, ha and there was me thinking it was Clyde SPying on ME..
 
ANYHOOOOOOO You know i could RETURN some Fire by commenting on your "CLOSE" relationship with SamDonkey ......sorry i meant SAMWISE ( i have go them Donkeys on my Brain ;)  ), but i wont ill let SoulGrind or the other members to do that.


ooseven <=========Soon to be banned for puting Donkey in the same sentance as SAMWISE.:laughing:.
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: politiepet on May 16, 2001, 04:41:38 AM
donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise donkey samwise

hahaha, you all were thinking I put samwise and donkey in the same sentence, but it wasn\'t a sentence.....................whoops!!!!!
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: Samwise on May 16, 2001, 05:31:06 AM
That\'s it 00seven and politiepet... you\'re both dead meat now... :D
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: politiepet on May 16, 2001, 05:35:16 AM
oooohhh I\'m scared now!!!!!!!!
Wadda ya wanna do, hahahahha, yo don\'t even know were I live!!!!!!!nananananananananananana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: Mac1 on May 16, 2001, 12:03:54 PM
i not know wht your tlakin about
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: cridgedaddy on May 16, 2001, 03:30:18 PM
They\'re talking about typing lessons...
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: Falcon4 on May 16, 2001, 03:36:47 PM
lets just start a war about typing right now, with  da hit man.. who is from texas or somthing...
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: Deadly Hamster on May 16, 2001, 04:02:45 PM
da hit man rules! or atleast from a comical view i hope he wasnt serious.....
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: Ignorant on May 16, 2001, 04:20:17 PM
"hey man what do you think about the sony 2 and if they are better than the pieces of sh*t pox box ohh sorry"
hahayouisfunny!
stupi d poXb ox is a gay; poo p  !

of cours the payusation 2 ,are more better tha n p ox boox/>!


"but they forgot the CARRY HANDLE ha ha ha!"

ha ah.ha!
stoop ed sonee!
I wan ted a silver and polka dot paystaion2;!! and what dumbassess\'es...no carry hand \'le!!

wat wer tey teen king??
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: 2Fast on May 17, 2001, 12:10:08 AM
what I think youve gone to far this time but funny it tink i is you got been there want out go i you got me hi in pee fa=+
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: IronFist on May 17, 2001, 12:22:20 AM
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Originally posted by DA HIT MAN
hey man what do you think about the sony 2 and if they are better than the pieces of sh*t pox box ohh sorry .............. X Box. pox box what was i thinking!
i reckon the sony 2 kicks ass.some guy reckons that they should have changed the colour what do you think they should have changed it to?
i think the did it perfect.   but they forgot the CARRY HANDLE ha ha ha!

Does anyone want to give me a translation of what he said?  I\'m having a hard time reading it.
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: Weltall on May 17, 2001, 12:44:50 AM
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Originally posted by IronFist

Does anyone want to give me a translation of what he said?  I\'m having a hard time reading it.


Sure.

"I love faeries. Sometimes the walruses mate with the chickens, but the chickens speak in colors. Women are pretty. Sharif don\'t like it. It\'s the taste you can hear, mixed with microphones and Jet Force Gemini. Sometimes I see elves, but only on February 31. My underwear controls me. Wasabi. Poor Frosty the Snowman, the children never gave him a penis... but I guess carrots don\'t have to be used only for noses. Lava lamps and mayonnaise are the president of Greenland, and Canada has been conquered by wild moose."
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: IronFist on May 17, 2001, 12:56:51 AM
LOL Weltall. :laughing:
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: Samwise on May 17, 2001, 01:39:40 AM
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Originally posted by Weltall


Sure.

"I love faeries. Sometimes the walruses mate with the chickens, but the chickens speak in colors. Women are pretty. Sharif don\'t like it. It\'s the taste you can hear, mixed with microphones and Jet Force Gemini. Sometimes I see elves, but only on February 31. My underwear controls me. Wasabi. Poor Frosty the Snowman, the children never gave him a penis... but I guess carrots don\'t have to be used only for noses. Lava lamps and mayonnaise are the president of Greenland, and Canada has been conquered by wild moose."
LOL!

:laughing:

Somehow I doubt that\'s what he said. :)
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: on May 22, 2001, 12:03:50 AM
Hey IornFist are you realy that stupid or do you have a disability?
ooohhhllllllggghhh im a f*cked in the head i cant even read im that dumb im a :nut:.
ya ****ing idiot.



you dont wana **** with DA HIT MAN because DA HIT MAN will ****ing kill you
Title: Yo, 2 Fast read man
Post by: eNeMyTooTH on May 22, 2001, 12:15:31 AM
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Originally posted by DA HIT MAN
Hey IornFist are you realy that stupid or do you have a disability?
ooohhhllllllggghhh im a f*cked in the head i cant even read im that dumb im a :nut:.
ya ****ing idiot.



you dont wana **** with DA HIT MAN because DA HIT MAN will ****ing kill you


TRANSLATION:

Hello there IronFist, i am really this stupid and i have a disability!

Ooohhhllllggghhh i am ****ed in the i can\'t even WRITE
in short i\'ve just made a "****ing idiot" out of myself.