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Title: X-BOX CRASHES: Revealed!! LOL!!
Post by: pstwo on May 17, 2001, 03:52:48 PM
http://www.thegia.com/news/0105/n17u.html

"" There were also indications that the hardware is not entirely stable yet - a crash during Nightcaster revealed a familiar looking PC boot screen, and a Microsoft representative explained that the memory configuration on the floor models was different than that of the final version.""


:laughing:  I can\'t belive it!! The System can\'t handle the games!!
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Post by: ddaryl on May 17, 2001, 04:12:18 PM
yeah this one is a kick in the nuts for old MS

:laughing:
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Post by: IronFist on May 17, 2001, 04:55:21 PM
LOL.  Now that\'s funny.  :laughing:
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Post by: Claypool 2001 on May 17, 2001, 05:01:14 PM
good, now i can gloat!!!
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Post by: ElAsesino on May 17, 2001, 05:13:14 PM
This is bad for MS, but it\'s still pretty funny.  Bugs are to MS as delays are to Nintendo ;).
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Post by: M4 on May 17, 2001, 05:37:22 PM
I can\'t deny that that\'s kinda humorous :)
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Post by: wiseboy on May 17, 2001, 05:40:22 PM
Yikes!!
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Post by: Bozco on May 17, 2001, 05:52:12 PM
i called it, i said this would happen to all these X-BOX fanboys at my school
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Post by: nO-One on May 17, 2001, 05:59:21 PM
I can see it now.

MS guy: As you can see the X-Box is really good.

some guy at E3: Hey is that a BSOD?

MS guy: *turns around* huh,err no that is uhhh.The start screen for the game see it says press button right there.

the E3 guy: No it says press any key to restart

MS guy: You read it wrong

Er guy It also says Fatal error

MS guy: That\'s the name of the game.

E3 guy: I thought the name of the game was Nightcaster.

MS guy: They changed it....shows over.Go away.
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Post by: Claypool 2001 on May 17, 2001, 06:22:56 PM
LOL!!!!
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Post by: Eiksirf on May 17, 2001, 06:26:39 PM
Hehe, that\'s pretty funny.  But let\'s not get ahead of ourselves, Microsoft has already announced the solution to this problem.  Just like Nintendo changed its controller, Microsoft is adding three buttons to the back of the controller that should effectively solve everything.  After deciding against square, triangle, and circle, Microsoft decided to rename them control, alternate, and delete...

-Eik
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Post by: pstwo on May 17, 2001, 06:38:54 PM
:laughing:  That was funny nO-One!!!
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Post by: EmperorRob on May 17, 2001, 08:11:22 PM
I WANT TO SEE A PICTURE!!
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Post by: Sublimesjg on May 17, 2001, 08:24:53 PM
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Originally posted by nO-One
I can see it now.

MS guy: As you can see the X-Box is really good.

some guy at E3: Hey is that a BSOD?

MS guy: *turns around* huh,err no that is uhhh.The start screen for the game see it says press button right there.

the E3 guy: No it says press any key to restart

MS guy: You read it wrong

Er guy It also says Fatal error

MS guy: That\'s the name of the game.

E3 guy: I thought the name of the game was Nightcaster.

MS guy: They changed it....shows over.Go away.


LMAO

thats pretty good

yea this is a big drawback for XBOX - but i am sure it will be fixed before release - still quite funny though
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Post by: Dr Yassam on May 18, 2001, 12:28:28 AM
This is not unique to the XBox. ALL consoles experience crashes at this stage in the developement.

The same was ALSO true for the PS2 during early demonstrations in game shows, eg;

http://ps2.ign.com/previews/14006.html

"At E3, many showgoers wondered why Sony had decided to make Unreal Tournament such a selling point of its PlayStation 2 exhibition...but the extremely slow framerate and frequent crashes were certainly a factor as well. The display proved that Epic had the game up and running on PS2, but that was about it."

http://playstation.hotgames.com/features/172/features_2.htm

"Graphically it\'s shaping up well, with character models that seem to match EA\'s NHL series polygon for polygon, and a smooth frame rate...Worse, the game completely crashed the lone PS2 it was running on while we were playing. It\'s too early to pass judgement on this game, but Konami had better put the pedal to the metal if they want to get this one out the door before the start of the season."

Hmmm..... :)
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Post by: Samwise on May 18, 2001, 12:32:55 AM
As I\'ve said before, Xbox isn\'t the only \'crashable\' console. My PS2 has crashed several times - but that was final games on final hardware, not early unfinished games on development hardware. :)
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on May 18, 2001, 01:11:57 AM
This is a simple case of MS being attacked because of their brand name. It was overlooked with Sony, and even if Nintendo had these problems it would be overlooked. But , now that it is MS, people are jumping on to make fun of them. Nothing more. Fact is, anything MS does, people will find fault in. And any mistake MS makes, no matter how small it is, will get blown up and become big news.  

As I recall, and even Sammy\'s post mentions that the PS2 has had its shared of problems crashing with released games.
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Post by: ElAsesino on May 18, 2001, 04:32:37 AM
Of course they are attacking Microsoft.  It\'s the same thing as when Nintendo makes a kiddy game versus Sony or MS making one.  For example, I never heard anyone complaining about Ape Escape, yet whenever Nintendo showed Pikmin they bashed it immediately because it is kiddy.
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Post by: nO-One on May 18, 2001, 06:51:44 AM
heh heh.I know every console have had,do have and will have some crashes.And people are right now just b*tching about every fault the X-box has.Remember when the PS.2 was released in Japan.People talked about it overheating,they talked about frying eggs and stuff on it.

History is repeating it self
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Post by: SSGoku on May 18, 2001, 01:54:38 PM
In your face MS. :laughing: x100
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Post by: EThugg on May 18, 2001, 02:02:30 PM
Ha ha.... oh wait, this wasn\'t funny. It\'s a unfinished game, the only reason they mentioned it looked like a PC boot screen is it\'s made by MS. If it happened to Sony or Nintendo, it\'d have been a footnote, barely mentioned. Unfinished/dev. kits usually have things not in the consumer unit, theres no reason to think this is a sign of what real XB\'s will do.
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Post by: TheOgodlyThing on May 18, 2001, 02:58:38 PM
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In your face MS.  x100



Oh, how mature!
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Post by: Bladez on May 18, 2001, 03:20:20 PM
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Originally posted by TheOgodlyThing


Oh, how mature!


SSGoku no kidding.  That was stupid. "In your face MS. :laughing: x100" But I guess you have the right to express your opinion. But EThugg is right it isn\'t funny the X-box isn\'t even finished and they probably have fixed by now.
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Post by: ooseven on May 20, 2001, 06:55:25 AM
Nice one Noone but it could of also been like this......

Please don\'t flame its just fun and to remind everyone there just games !
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MS guy: As you can see the X-Box is really good.

some guy at E3: Hey is that a BSOD?

MS guy: *turns around* huh,err no that is uhhh.The start screen for the game see it says press button right there.

the E3 guy: No it says press any key to restart

MS guy: You read it wrong

Er guy Why has the Playstation 2 Browers system screen just apperied ?

MS guy: Oh that we must be picking up interferance from a lesser Games Stall *looks over at the MGS2 stand and sheds a tear*.

E3 guy: So why has it now just said " warning this programme has carried out an illegal opperation and will be shutdown ?" .

MS guy:Ah...... that\'s the games new feature , you see the aim ofthe game is to collect and train as many of them as you can find, you can look after them and then enter in battles to try and get more, in the game your first one is called Peekaboo , hes half Yellow Rat and Half Windows Fatal warning box *his face turns red* ...ah bugger.....

E3 guy: But isn\'t that a TOTAL rip of of Pokemon

MS guy: Pokemon whats that.......?

E3 guy: Pokemon the Hit TV/Card game / Games for Nintendo Game boy and N64 ?.........

MS guy: Ninetento Who ?

E3 guy: You know Nintendo theyre your Arch enemys in the console market , you know them and Sony Remember....

MS guy: Look i don\'t know where your going with this but could i please ask you to STOP, i mean if you realy think ill let slip that Microsoft are at this moment  are in TOP SECRET talks with Sony to join forces and develop the next line of Consoles, well SONY and Microsoft would want my Blood for that.....WALLS HAVE EARS YOU KNOW *He stops only to realise what he has just said*

E3 guy: A Deal between SONY and Microsoft ?..........

MS guy: who siad that, thats an unfounded rumour, careless talk costs ultra high Multinational Ventures *stops only to wipe the sweat of his forehead*, oh no I DID IT AGAIN.....*

E3 guy: ok so after what we have just seen with the X box OS and what you have just said, your trying to tell us thats it\'s all just a Rumour ? ! ? ! ?! ....

MS guy: Errrrrrmmmmmmmm...........Yeeesss *he stops he looks nervous, but then* , Ah What can say but APRIL FOOLS , that will work*is this Mic on or Off ?*, yeah its all a APRIL fools for all you Games Reporters.......

E3 guy: April Fools , FFS it\'s the MIDDLE of MotherF^&*ing MAY !........

MS guy: Is it ... well you see we at Microsoft have been very busy with new developments infact swiftly moving onto one of them ,and  to quickly change the subject here is our next Exclusive game i hope you like it.[/B]

E3 guy: But Hold on .......

MS guy: Shut up or ill get The RocK to , give you the Rocks bottom.......

E3 guy: Actually ill think you will find thats......

MS guy: Shut it ! *The PR Guy turns and presses the button to show the next movie, there is a deadly silence and then looks of absolute shock, on the large screen behind him is a racing game, a racing game with the title GT3 : A spook *

All of the people watching Ehhhhhhh!!!!!!!?????

MS guy: As you can see GT3 : A spook delivers the latest word in Driving/Racing games, it will feature 173 cars with 6 F1 mockup\'s plus rallying and Endurence racing, players can chose between ARCADE and our new GranD Turism......*He dosen\'t even get a chance to finnish this sentence, the same guy cut\'s him off mid flow with.....

E3 guy: BullS%^&, thats Gran Turismo 3 A spec for the PLAYSTATION 2, WTF are you playing at is  this some kind of Sick Joke ?

MS guy: Well thats where YOUR wrong SMART@RSE !, it\'s developers MONYPHONY Analouge have singed an Exclusive dieal to make GRAND TURISMO 3 : A Spook (working title) a X Box exclusive.....

E3 Guy:Actually your wrong there, beciuase its POLYPHONY DIGITAL and not MONYPHONY Analouge , its CALLED GRAN TURISMO 3 : A SPEC , as in A spec Fast SPORTS cars , and you can\'t have that as an exclusive anyway because they are a 1t party developer for Sony.........[/B]

MS guy: here YOUR wrong AGAIN, we have singed a deal with Sony to develop the next Genneration of Consoles REMEMBER...........*He then realises what he just said* OOOOWwwwwww Bloody HELL .....*storms of the stage but not before throwing the Large screen remote through the Large Screen*....

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Post by: RichG on May 20, 2001, 07:38:54 AM
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Originally posted by nO-One
I can see it now.

MS guy: As you can see the X-Box is really good.

some guy at E3: Hey is that a BSOD?

MS guy: *turns around* huh,err no that is uhhh.The start screen for the game see it says press button right there.

the E3 guy: No it says press any key to restart

MS guy: You read it wrong

Er guy It also says Fatal error

MS guy: That\'s the name of the game.

E3 guy: I thought the name of the game was Nightcaster.

MS guy: They changed it....shows over.Go away.


LOL nice one!
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Post by: Docwiz on May 21, 2001, 12:59:33 AM
I honestly hate to tell you this boys.  But while I was at E3 this year (2001).  I saw a Gamecube game crash.  It was Silicon Knight\'s own Eternal Darkness and the chick had to get underneath and reset the hardware.

AAAA from MSXbox also said that Smash Bros crashed while he was at E3 as well.

There was NO FINAL CONSOLE HARDWARE at E3 for Xbox, except behind closed doors.  The hardware running the games was your typical PC hardware.
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Post by: nO-One on May 21, 2001, 05:40:38 AM
wOOt we can poke at Nintendo to :p
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Post by: DirectXbox on May 21, 2001, 06:13:05 AM
See PS2 fanboys, that\'s what happens when you jump to conclusions.  Crashes happen when you try to run Xbox games on PC hardware.  ;)  It\'s funny how pstwo tried to make it sound as if the games were running on actual Xboxes when that really wasn\'t the case.  Every PS2 game could have crashed at the show and no one would have said anything.  When one Xbox game crashes on PC hardware, it makes the headlines.
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Post by: nO-One on May 21, 2001, 06:45:03 AM
jeez.don\'t take thid so seriously.Most of us here do relise that systems do crash,especially while still in development.

We\'re just having some harmless fun,atleast I and ooseven.
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Post by: ooseven on May 22, 2001, 02:13:17 AM
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Originally posted by nO-One
jeez.don\'t take thid so seriously.Most of us here do relise that systems do crash,especially while still in development.

We\'re just having some harmless fun,atleast I and ooseven.


Too True mate.....
and yeah your right some people just keep forgeting that its a Console WAR ( i.e. battle of games)

Rather than a REAL WAR !

They are Just GAMES FFSakes..............

I now give No one and myself the "Feet on the Ground" award for remembering this.


And as for DirectXbox chill out, relax and let these people have there fun.......

It\'s only a CONSOLE AFTER ALL !

You don\'t have to hold a one Man Crucade when ever anyone takes the X box or Bill Gate\'s name in vain.
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Post by: STROKE on May 22, 2001, 07:51:08 AM
Maybe I will buy the XBOX. Is there a driver disk in the box?

What about the good old BlueScreen? Press any button?
Cannot find xyz.dll ?............Questions and questions.
:)
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Post by: nO-One on May 22, 2001, 09:59:13 AM
Thank you for the award ooseven :)

ooseven: I know give nO-One and myself (well big surprise there huh) the "Feet on the ground" award

nO-One: *his face turns red* stands up in the crowd.Nearly crying as he walks to the stage.

ooseven: Here ya go mate,feel pride in this *hands him a pair of golden feet*

nO-One: I will bud *sniff* tears streaming down his face.

ooseven: Jeez mate,don\'t be so emotional.It\'s just a pair of feet which I spray painted.And you don\'t even want to know where I got them.I also reccomend you keep these either in a plastic bag,or a closed closet.

nO-One: So yours are not real gold either?

ooseven: Ohh no,mine are real gold.But rest assured that your award probly means alot to some poor bloke out there heh heh.

nO-One: Why did your get the gold ones?

ooseven: It doesn\'t matter which one of us got which.It\'s the sentiment that counts :)

nO-One: I guess your right

The next day nO-One was caught by the police and sentenced for life for manslaughter.Nobody belived his story about the crazy secret agent.