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Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: DirectXbox on May 21, 2001, 06:43:29 AM
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Press Release:

LOS ANGELES EMay 16, 2001

Sony Computer Entertainment Incorporated (SCEI) has announced today that the new PCStation2 Computer Entertainment System will replace their VAIO brand of computers effective September 2001.  This move comes at a critical time in the company\'s history as they attempt to unify the Sony experience with one black box.  "We feel that if we got 80 million suckers to buy our Playstation, we definitely can sell 80 million of these puppies!", said an excited Kazuo Harai, VP of SCEA.  The PCS2 will incorporate a 40 GB HDD, IEEE 1394, standard USB ports and an LCD monitor.  When questioned about how the PCS2 could split PS2\'s user base, Hirai commented, "We can\'t f*ck up because even if we do f*ck up we still come out on top.  Remember when we blew the smoke up your ass with the 1 million units at launch bullsh!t?  Well, we f*cked up by launching with half of that and we still came out on top!"  

The PCS2 is poised to be begin Sony Corporation\'s new plan to dominate music, movies, business, and games.  "Sony is God, the real battle is for number two when it comes to Microsoft and Nintendo, I believe Sony can\'t lose because they give analysts free Rolexes and vacations, plus a mini-disc player...oops I\'ve said too much," stated Wall Street Journal analyst Richard Rider.  The PCStation is poised to unseat Dell, Compaq, and Gateway as the top PC manufacturers.  "Sony has brand recognition, but enough of that, Nintendo was the sh*t at E3...they had Pikmin, Luigi\'s Mansion, Smash Brothers, they rule!! Nintendo rules!!! Yeah..." stated Tech TV\'s Adam Sessler.  Sony\'s PCStation2 will come bundled with an awesome array of software such as:



The PCStation2 will retail for $2,999.99.  Hirai mentioned that he\'s not concerned with the price since, according to him, "80 million people already have their heads up our ass so we can sell them Kutaragi\'s feces in tin foil and they would buy it."  Sony expects to ship a gazillion units to retailers on September something, 2001.  
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I\'m feeling frisky today! :D
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: CygnusXI on May 21, 2001, 07:10:04 AM
But the question is, does Frisky mind...:p:D
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: nO-One on May 21, 2001, 07:12:30 AM
woah,their selling Kutaragi\'s feces.Damn I gotta get some of dat sh*t :p
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: StAnZo on May 21, 2001, 07:16:36 AM
Does this get you goin\' DirectXbox?

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcerenkov.hep.umn.edu%2FREUclass%2Fbill%2Fbill_belly.jpg&hash=a202e2ef80978242f8af11983cafda0d4fd2e504)

Maybee you want a picture of him in the buff?
Look at my pic... This is what everybody should be thinking.
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: DirectXbox on May 21, 2001, 07:18:51 AM
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Originally posted by StAnZo
Does this get you goin\' DirectXbox?

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcerenkov.hep.umn.edu%2FREUclass%2Fbill%2Fbill_belly.jpg&hash=a202e2ef80978242f8af11983cafda0d4fd2e504)

Maybee you want a picture of him in the buff?


Since you\'ve been caught with the picture, I am wondering what the hell you are doing with it?  What was your motivation for posting that?  I don\'t get it, it has nothing to do with this post.
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: StAnZo on May 21, 2001, 07:21:05 AM
How can you say that i got caught with the picture huh? I ain\'t hosting it. Anyway i thought that this would just
give you a bit of a turn on. only trying to help :D

Nahhh... just a little light humour, nothing to get ate up about.

Seriously tho\' where did you get this BS from?
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: ddaryl on May 21, 2001, 09:16:57 AM
I\'ve got $10 that says DirectXbox had to spank it the moment he saw this Bill Gates Pic
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: nO-One on May 21, 2001, 09:21:12 AM
Yes,he probly felt the urge to beat his bishop,even choke the monkey.
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: fastson on May 21, 2001, 09:54:36 AM
HAHAH!

You guys are too funny :)

Does it get you going DirectXbox??
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
:laughing:
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: ooseven on May 21, 2001, 01:24:42 PM
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Originally posted by ddaryl
I\'ve got $10 that says DirectXbox had to spank it the moment he saw this Bill Gates Pic


Ill have $1000 on he\'s now looking for more "pictures" of Mr Bill Gates ;).
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: Solid Snake 88 on May 21, 2001, 02:09:32 PM
Oh yeah! Thats the stuff ain\'t it DirectXbox?
Whenever I see one of those super-sexy Bill Gates pics I have no choice but to spank my monkey, choke my chicken, clean my pipe, walk my dog, do the nasty. Hell yeah!
Don\'t you agree?



*In case anyone doesn\'t know, the above paragraph is completely sarcastic*
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: datamage on May 21, 2001, 07:56:56 PM
lol! :laughing:

You guys are too funny. :) But I\'m sure Directxbox does love that pic.

- dm
- the trick is to keep breathing.
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: Jumpman on May 21, 2001, 08:02:24 PM
Guys, show a little compassion for him. Your humiliating someone when he\'s down and defenseless. I\'m not too impressed with some of your behaviors. You guys are starting to act as cold as me. ;)

Back to the topic- 10000$ says DirectX would prefer it if Lorne Lanning was in that picture too. :laughing:
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: Lavan on May 21, 2001, 08:12:10 PM
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Originally posted by CygnusXI
But the question is, does Frisky mind...:p:D


LOL Classic.
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: Sublimesjg on May 21, 2001, 09:05:57 PM
heheh just caught that one

but seriously lets not give the Xbox fanboy fuel to use - lets just ignore him and maybe he will leave oh wait nevermind they don\'t know how to leave... and they think we are stupid:P
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: Samwise on May 21, 2001, 11:16:09 PM
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Originally posted by Jumpman
Back to the topic- 10000$ says DirectX would prefer it if Lorne Lanning was in that picture too. :laughing:
Hehe, Big Bad Bill and Lorne Lanning doing some male action... Excuse me while I go vomit! :laughing:
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: StAnZo on May 21, 2001, 11:28:31 PM
By the look of that gates picture i posted, it looks like he\'s just finished off with him.
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: Lord of Darkness on May 22, 2001, 05:12:41 AM
Didn\'t Bill Gates and Lorne Lanning star in a film?

Oh yeah

"Little Fairys in the Land of Dropped Soap" starring Bill Gates and Lorne Lanning.


(Sorry Altered Beast but that was too funny)
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: nO-One on May 22, 2001, 05:51:55 AM
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Originally posted by Samwise
Excuse me while I go vomit! :laughing:


That\'s not vomiting,that\'s laughing....you secretly like this. :p j/k
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: DirectXbox on May 22, 2001, 06:31:32 AM
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Originally posted by Sublimesjg
heheh just caught that one

but seriously lets not give the Xbox fanboy fuel to use - lets just ignore him and maybe he will leave oh wait nevermind they don\'t know how to leave... and they think we are stupid:P


*Sigh* Once again, people judge a thread by the name of its author instead of what\'s actually in the thread.  The whole point of this thread was a shot at the mainstream media\'s coverage of videogame related events.  Oh yeah, it\'s also a shot at the whole "computer entertainment" thing.  Not PS2 bashing, but Sony philosophy bashing.  Two completely separate things.  Sony should stay focused like they did with the Playstation.  They\'re trying to do too much with the PS2 right now.  The whole convergence thing is too damn ambitious and I don\'t believe that many people will use the PS2 for anything more than a game machine.
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: DirectXbox on May 22, 2001, 06:34:51 AM
The fact that someone actually searched the net for a "provacative" picture of Bill Gates has me wondering just what some of you do on your free time. :eek:
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: BizioEE on May 22, 2001, 06:57:04 AM
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Originally posted by DirectXbox
The fact that someone actually searched the net for a "provacative" picture of Bill Gates has me wondering just what some of you do on your free time. :eek:


I\'m wondering what DirectXbox does on his free time :laughing::laughing::laughing:
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: BizioEE on May 22, 2001, 07:06:09 AM
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Originally posted by StAnZo
Does this get you goin\' DirectXbox?

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcerenkov.hep.umn.edu%2FREUclass%2Fbill%2Fbill_belly.jpg&hash=a202e2ef80978242f8af11983cafda0d4fd2e504)

Maybee you want a picture of him in the buff?
Look at my pic... This is what everybody should be thinking.


I can\'t stop laughing :laughing:

doesn\'t he need any exercises for his abdominal muscles ?   :laughing:
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: unknown on May 22, 2001, 09:18:09 AM
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Originally posted by DirectXbox
AWW WHAT THE HELL< WAIT TILL E3[/B]



well E3 just passed, and i dont think x box made it ground breaking revealations like you thought...
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: StAnZo on May 22, 2001, 09:46:30 AM
The truth in the matter DirectXBox is that i\'d seen this picture in a thread on another forum, possibly gaming-age
i simply copied the source url and posted. all of us on this board know that you dislike the PS2 and this was just
seen as another bash at sony. well that\'s the way i saw it. anyway enjoy the pic.
Title: Sony\'s PCStation2 Poised to Replace Their VAIO Line of PC\'s!!!
Post by: Jumpman on May 22, 2001, 09:49:04 AM
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Originally posted by DirectXbox


*Sigh* Once again, people judge a thread by the name of its author instead of what\'s actually in the thread.  The whole point of this thread was a shot at the mainstream media\'s coverage of videogame related events.  Oh yeah, it\'s also a shot at the whole "computer entertainment" thing.  Not PS2 bashing, but Sony philosophy bashing.  Two completely separate things.  Sony should stay focused like they did with the Playstation.  They\'re trying to do too much with the PS2 right now.  The whole convergence thing is too damn ambitious and I don\'t believe that many people will use the PS2 for anything more than a game machine.

No, we were making fun of you because of the things you added to it(all the bogus Hirai stuff) . It doesn\'t take a genius to figure that one out.