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Playstation/Gaming Discussions => PS3 Discussion => Topic started by: ddaryl on May 21, 2001, 05:12:36 PM

Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: ddaryl on May 21, 2001, 05:12:36 PM
http://www.fatbabies.com/fatmusings.html
Good Laughs right here

Here\'s the snippet


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PS2 games were nothing spectacular and the anti-aliasing problem was very prevalent in most games being shown. While the PS2 certainly had a large array of games in most genres, the vibe we got was that developers were not excited about the PS2’s future, given the difficulty they have programming for the beast. We predict this is Sony’s last strong Christmas with PS2, as developers begin to flock to X-Box and Gamecube. By this time next year, Sony will announce another new hardware system to replace the debacle known as PS2. PS2 will be synonymous with the Sega Saturn. A bold prediction, yes, but one we believe in.






Obviously this guy never actually went into Sony\'s booth. He obviously didn\'t see FFX, MGS2, Baldurs Gate Dark Alliance, Wipeout Fusion, Jak and Daxter, GT3, Devil May Cry, Soul Reaver 2, Blood Omen 2, Stuntman, State of Emergency, and much more


Not to mention if you goto the main page of the site I listed above the 5 persons running this site all have Pokemon Characters representing them.

I thought some of you would enjoy this


LMAO
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: Caspian on May 21, 2001, 05:18:10 PM
I think he was very articulete. Thats all im going to say. That being siad.

:laughing: LOL
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: unknown on May 21, 2001, 05:41:53 PM
OMG

RLOFLMAO!!

that is so hilariouse.. gee i wonder who wrote that???
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: nO-One on May 21, 2001, 05:54:46 PM
Ignorance is bliss,for some :)
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: MeTaL=DeaTh on May 21, 2001, 07:18:15 PM
that sounds exactly like something "Jaggies" (is he still a member here at this forum) would say,maybe he is the reporter :) makes me wonder if some people have even part of a brain to come with such crap..haha
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: PS2 Addict on May 21, 2001, 07:36:56 PM
I wouldnt really trust a site called "fatbabies" anyways.
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: Jerky_Joe on May 21, 2001, 08:34:36 PM
well that was pretty interesting to read
If ddaryl said they had pokemon pics on their names then what do you expect. I doubt there is such a person out there anyways who isn\'t a zealot

Afterall people dont want to hear their system sucks after spending tons of cash on it so thats why they become " fanboys "

But i must say out of all the forums Ive seen, this one is truly the best. Its nice to come to a decent conversation rather then go to a gcxl forum and hear sony sucks from a guy who spams all day long and post new threads on when everyone goes to sleep saying night.

Btw I usually check into that stupid forum at http://www.gamecubexl.com/
and see what kind of idiots post

Always a better laugh :)
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: Sublimesjg on May 21, 2001, 09:00:47 PM
lol

you can\'t hold it against them that they feel threatened and have to lash out at a system to make theres look better

but you can\'t blame them for being stupid - its their nature
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: Jerky_Joe on May 21, 2001, 09:18:25 PM
Yeah I guess you are right, nothing you can really do

But one day just check out some of the sections there. Its quite funny, some useful info there but mostly spam on how the gamecube will own and pics in their sig section that lags the forums up and a pain in the ass sometimes
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: Gradman on May 22, 2001, 12:09:46 AM
goood looord, unbelievable stuff that. You know, if remember that story I told about a certain games shop that USED to be in Brisbane, but went out of business, I tell ya, that employee MUST be the author. What\'s even better than reading shyte like that, is hearing it in person

some people... how do they get jobs as journalists??

edit: hahahhahahaha Jerky Joe, i just checked out that gamecube  forum. hahahhaha, that\'s some funny stuff right there, unbelievable, their sig pics are gigantic, i can\'t believe  that\'s allowed.

meh, still funny :laughing:
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 22, 2001, 12:52:44 AM
hes probably right

no wait...i just read the topic....hes wrong
Title: : )
Post by: Ethan_Hunt on May 22, 2001, 01:04:32 AM
I can see this happening,i mean they only have a 10 million user base,the most developers,and they held there own agianst two brand new consoles at E3,sooo yeah i think this will really happen,the ps2 is doomed i tell ya,DOOMED.




p.s i am joking just in case you did know: )
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: ooseven on May 22, 2001, 02:45:21 AM
Quote

Quote from that FATBABBIES SITE
Blizzard and Konami seemed to be in a competition to see who could blare music the loudest.  Both were directly across from each other, and both video screens were complemented with blasting audio.  Help my pummelled ears!

Why did it seem as if the video for Metal Gear Solid 2 was mostly the same as last years?  That’s probably because the majority of it WAS from last year.



Yeah he\'s right about the MGS2 trailer, no new material shown that E3 yup as we all know , The Ninja and the rest must of apperied in the previous trailer.


Majority from last year ?

Either he\'s Talking Crap or hes Mr Hideos best mate and seen it all long before this Years E3 :laughing:.

We should bring back the Fools Forum and put this Atricle at the top of the list on a Sticky thread.


Oh and just found this on their forum it\'s very Funny

its by some one called X files who seems to of been at E3.

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X-Files
05/20/01 02:27:25 AM
 
The controller feels way too large... more like a bar of soap ready to shoot out of someones hands, short of professional basketball players. Hopefully 3rd party hardware designers picked up on this.

All of the games felt like the PS2 was capable of the same thing, nothing jumped out and said you can\'t do this.

The only game that looked visually impressive was Gotham Project. It drew environment maps directly from the background or some trick thereof.

I hope Gates and his crew was there watching everyone stop to watch the movie for Devil May Cry, They might have learned something about what MS is up against.

I noticed that booth babes were notoriously lacking this year from all fronts. Bill, put those 500 million to good use. I don\'t want an XBOX neon sign.

Oh, I want XBOX to suceed in their endeavors, but they have a long way to go. Japanese companies saw the same things I saw, including faltering frame rates and crash bugs.


Oh it\'s sooo Funny. i am just glad i am here and not at one of these sites :laughing:.
Title: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: CygnusXI on May 22, 2001, 04:30:40 AM
I\'m gonna cwose my eyes reawy reawy hard, and the mean ol PS2 will just disappear...:crying:

.........fatbabies indeed...Haha

What\'s gonna be their next editorial..."How Windows OS is just a passing fad"?
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: Stupid Mop on May 22, 2001, 04:48:24 AM
The xbox has faltering framerates? Is this true. I heard it somewhere else too. Or is it just because the games werent running on final hardware?
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: DirectXbox on May 22, 2001, 06:46:59 AM
Sounds like developers are giving Sony a blowjob just for a quick buck while they move on to the real next generation consoles, according to this article.

I may not agree with all of it (especially about GC ruling the show), but it was a nice read nonetheless.
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: DirectXbox on May 22, 2001, 06:52:51 AM
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Originally posted by Vulcan Raven
The xbox has faltering framerates? Is this true. I heard it somewhere else too. Or is it just because the games werent running on final hardware?


Inconsistent framerates and crashes happen on many games (despite platform) at E3.  That\'s really no big deal...but of course Microsoft is an easy target, so why not blow it out of proportion?  The only thing we learned about Xbox games at E3 is how they look and run on a Geforce3 PC with an AGP bottleneck and no unified memory.
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: CygnusXI on May 22, 2001, 07:00:28 AM
Yep... I\'ve always liked reading Sci-Fi.
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: STROKE on May 22, 2001, 07:19:49 AM
Is this """"""reporter""""""" Bill Gates?
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: BizioEE on May 22, 2001, 07:35:25 AM
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Originally posted by STROKE
Is this """"""reporter""""""" Bill Gates?


naa...he\'s someone bought by the slippery bastard....
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: STROKE on May 22, 2001, 07:37:28 AM
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Originally posted by BizioEE


naa...he\'s someone bought by the slippery bastard....

Ohh, you are right.

Congratulations to 500 posts.
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: 2Fast on May 23, 2001, 12:55:58 AM
HA I think he should get his hand off his **** on his head! Hey maybe we shouldn\'t knock him he might be a comedian.
Title: I found this pretty hysterical
Post by: ooseven on May 23, 2001, 11:08:49 AM
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Originally posted by DirectXbox
Sounds like developers are giving Sony a blowjob just for a quick buck while they move on to the real next generation consoles, according to this article.

I may not agree with all of it (especially about GC ruling the show), but it was a nice read nonetheless.


Chill out you Krasy Poster you.

ddaryl Did say it was for a Laugh, and the site itself is very funny and shouldn\'et be taken Seriously by anyone.

Maybe you will remember that the for the next time, and not Bash your troll club when ever someone pokes fun at Microsoft rathar than SONY.

Remember this is a PS2 Stie AFTER ALL.