Drunken Bumms

Yeah you know who you are, walking into this forum and Stinking of Cheap Booze and treating this place like a HOTEL.

Well i have fealings to you know:crying:.

So i feal that this is best time as any to hold a drunken member Thread, to identify and contain these people before this place starts to smell like a mixture of Sick and Budwiser or what ever they have been drinking at the time.

Anyhooo i think its time we have a thread where we can talk about or DRUNKEN MISadventures.


here is mine to start with.

One day me and my Friends decided to go to the PUB duning the week "Again", so we walked down to our local after a few cans at mine.

When we when in we sat down with our drinks , we started to drink and continued to through the night.

Anyhoo

Later that night the landlord (owner of the pub) walked in and started to clean the pipes at the bar. this involes closeing the barrels and drawing out whats in the pipes into pint glasses.

As he was doing this we drank away totaly unaware of what is about to happen to us.........

it was only at the end of the night when the Land Lord (JIM) came over to us with 2 trays full of the drinks he drawn out of the pipes and said.

"There you go lads ill let you drink this for free, but on one contition, you have till 12:30 to finish you drinks...."

We looked at our watches, it was just past 12, and there was about 15 pints of everything from cider , beers, ales, stouts and largers never mix your drinks my mother keeps telling me

The think was that at that time there was only 3 of us left, and one of out refused to do it wan walked home.

So this left me and my mate RAB to finish the drinks.

i Cant remeber what happend after we finished the last pints and left the Bar/pub , because we where fealing fine.........

Well that was until we got out side and the fresh air hit us.

Oh i tell i lay i rememeber leaning over a bridge trying to throw up after the event.

BOy what a night.....

Drank lots and only payed for a fraction of it.

[nO-One]

Well I for one don\'t drink........but the same doesn\'t go for the people I know.Every weekend my cell phone starts ringing and one of my "mates" informs me of current events,belive me these people do some strange stuff.

On one drunken night,a guy I know (well I don\'t know him that well) decited to pay a visit to my friends.But this guy had been at the doctors earlier that day,he had some ear infection and was put on anty-biotics.He had been warned by the doctor don\'t drink alcohol,appearently this drug didn\'t go well with alcohol for some reason (I don\'t know a thing about anti-biotics).

So this guy decited he would just check the place out,and not drink.After about ohhh let\'s say 5 minutes he started drinking (baaaad mistake),he started acting strangely he started to dance with both men and women (they don\'t dance,that\'s for women and gay people),and he also started feeling people\'s butt\'s (right infront of his girlfriend).
So my mates thought this had gotten far enough and called his parents,both to let them know what was going on (because he was getting strager and louder by the minute),and to get a possible explenation.

After the phonecall they tried to calm him down so they could take him home (to his mommy and daddy ) but he freaked out and started running around the house and screaming (think Beavis when he turned into Cornholio)so they called the cops so they could take him home.Well when the cops came this guy was in the bathtup twithching and just being wierd (again think Cornholio),but the cop reacted like the cop in South Park,and said "Everything seems to be in order" and left.

So they had to take him home by themselves,there was about 3 or 4 of them to hold him down (none of them were in any condition to drive).
Once they got to his home,his parents greeted them both thankful and pissed off,but this isn\'t the end of the story,cuz the guy freaked out again and ran away.They found him later that night half naked in a bush.

I wouldn\'t belive this if I hadn\'t been listening to the whole thing while it was happening.

Originally posted by nO-One
[SNIP]

I wouldn\'t belive this if I hadn\'t been listening to the whole thing while it was happening.

I must try that sometime! LOL! Sounds like great fun (except I usually grab butts and stuff even without alcohol).

[nO-One]

I have alot of stories of drunken things that these people do.They are.......well....retarded.

Hey never mix Drink and Human Brains, the outcome can be very silly.......

Speacking of with i wonder if Clyde downs a few beers after a hard days posting ? ............

[nO-One]

Originally posted by Samwise
(except I usually grab butts and stuff even without alcohol).

I hope your not talking about men

Well.. there\'s more grabbable body parts to women than just their butts ya know. Don\'t be so sick minded nO-One.

Anyhow.. I\'ve had a lot of drunken misadventures.. the problem is I usually can\'t remember most of them the next day.. SOooooo.. I\'ll just tell you one of the worst things I\'ve done while drunk that I can remember.

Durring my Senior (or was that sophmore?) at High School, a few buddies of mine used to skip school nearly EVERY day at lunch. We\'d head over to a liquer store in North Webster and buy booze.. usually just a few 24 cases of Bud Ice and then go somewhere and party.

Well one day we were looking for a place to party in over Halloween and decided to check out a few abandoned trailers down by my house. We broke the pad locks and searched through about three of them, drinking like fish and taking whatever we wanted, before being busted by the guy who owned them. Remember, we though they were abandoned.. we weren\'t vandalizing for the purpose of hurting anyone.

Well, we explained our situation, gave back all the stuff we took, and gave our appoligies.. offering to fix whatever we had busted. The guy made the mistake of being a hardass and told us he was going to prosocute.

So we figured if we\'re going down over a simple misunderstanding that we were ready to try and rectify anyway.. then he was going to pay. So the next day we grab a few more cases.. get absolutely **** faced.. park the car down the road in an old hay feild.. and broke into the trailers again.

This time we hit him HARD. We tore down just about every celing tile, pissed in the corners and on the beds, threw chairs out the windows, took whatever old (I\'m talking OLD and ROTTEN) canned food we could find and spread it over the walls. I mean, I bet the rats didn\'t even want to live there anymore once we got done with it.

As it turns out.. all of us except for me got busted and had to go through probation ONLY for the original offence. Since they couldn\'t prove we had done the damage to the trailers the second time.. we got off scott free while he had to pay over a thousand dollars in damages just to repair the trailers to decent storage condition.

Looking back.. I\'m a bit sorry about what went on... but not really. I really just sorry that it had to be taken that far, and that everyone was prosocuted in the first place. Had the guy just been cool with us, we would have done whatever it took to fix the original damage. Oh well..

And then there\'s the time I drank 3/4\'s of a fifth of Everclear and went to school... but that\'s a story for another day.

schoolies was the week for misadventures... I don\'t even remember most of them
I was always just told everything in the morning that happened. Nothing too crazy happened, but a friend of mine had a pretty crazy trip one day at a party.

At about 10:30, he decided to leave. He\'d been drinking hard since midday, and was in all sorts of trouble. He turned down getting lifts, and decided to walk it hom (a half hour or more walk, with bush and scrub around the area where the party was).

In any case, he started walking... walking walking. He started to realise something was wrong after about 2 hours. Anyhoo, this lad\'s mobile phone tone was old mcdonald (you need to know this for the next part of the story).

Anyhoo, all this time has passed, we\'re still at the party, and we still haven\'t heard from him (he was meant to call from his house when he got there). So we called him, and he said he was in trouble... he was SUBURBS away from his house.... and something bad had happened to him.

Well, a few friends drove way out to whereever he went, and picked him up from the side of the road where he was. It turns out, what happened was this:

He was walking along in usual drunken manner, when a blue ute powered around the corner, saw him on the side of the road, and swerved to hit him. He reacted just in time, and only copped the side of the car. The impact sent him rolling into a rocky, prickle laidened gullly, where he did severe damage to his ribs, and got cut up pretty badly. He scrambled to his feet, and began to climb the rocky, prickly side. Half way up this gully (this is when we phoned him), he hears the tune of old mcdonald playing. He had suffered almost broken ribs, cuts, and bruises, he was climbing up the side of a rocky gully, and he still answered the phone like this

"Hello, Nathan hale speaking"

hahahahhaha, unbelievable. He refused medical attention for ages too. What a trooper

Well when i drink and it isn\'t that often - i always go all out

i still remember my first time - i was real messed up

i got to my friends house for a party and i started off with two Old English 40s - and that got me going pretty good but then the Tequila came out and i had to try it out so i mixed it with some oragne juice - tasted a lot better than the 40s- so i stuck with those - meanwhile i am watching my friends mess with a guy thats all passed out - so right then i determined i was not going to pass out - well after a few more mixed drinks i went outside and just stumbled around till i found a comfortable spot and collapsed and puked my brains out - then i passed out - i woke up and my friends had been looking for me and i told them i was alking around - well now that i was feeling good again, i went back to the mixed drinks and didn\'t stop - well i was getting tired so i went up to my friends room and thought i went to sleep at 1 oclock but i don\'t remember - my friends told me i was up four another 3 hours and i can\'t remember it at all

never been that messed up again and i have never puked again becasue i hate puking