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Offline Animal Mother
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« on: June 08, 2001, 06:49:29 PM »
THERE IS A GODDAMN UFO THAT KEEPS CLiPPING MY HOUSE EVERYNIGHT AT 3:17 AM EVERY NIGHT!!! I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SECRET ALIEN BASES! THEY ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF! WHY ARE YOU HARRASING ME AND MY FAMILY. SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. HOVERING OVER OUR RESIDENCE APRIL 24TH AND APRIL 25TH. REVEALING IT SELF OVER THE HOLIDAY IN OFF OF 6TH ST. THEN FLYING 20 FEET OVER THE NEXT BUILDING TOWARDS THE MOUNTAINS. IT IS PISSING ME OFF. I WILL EXPOSE THIS CRAP WITH MY RESEARCH AND YOUR IN IT. I KNOW ABOUT YOUR ALIEN UNDERGROUND BASES. THIS CRAFT KEEPS HARRASSING US. I AM
GONA LET MY MATERIAL GET OUT TO IMPORTANT PEOPLE. TELL IT TO KNOCK IT OFF.
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2001, 07:21:57 PM »
yeah man,let it out.Kick those those punk ass aliens asses.
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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2001, 04:11:28 AM »
Get yourself a rocket launcher and TAKE IT OUT!!!!!!

Rich man you would be....UFO wreckage and alien bodies?!?!? TOP DOLLAR:D
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2001, 07:45:21 AM »
Forget the rocket launcher if you wanna be rich! Let out an EMF bomb so the ship hits the ground, and when they come out BAM! hit them in the neck with tranquilizer darts. Then all you do is turn them into the government and have a video of the whole and keep it for yourself if they dont expose the aliens. :D

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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2001, 09:07:21 AM »
....Don\'t forget to put all YOUR electronics (including your camcorder) in 6" lead casing for when you EMP em\':)
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2001, 12:18:27 PM »
Turn it into the government?  Are you kidding me.  They\'d probably kill your ass right on the spot, and destroy the alien wreckage.  IT\'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!!!

Here is what you do.  First of all, you take as many pictures of the evidence as you can AND you camcord it.  Now, DON\'T and I repeat DON\'T turn the pictures into ANY of your local Picture Development Places.  They\'ll be doctored and/or taken away from you.  You find someone (1 PERSON THAT YOU CAN TRUST) to develop the pictures.  Also, by this point you tell NO ONE what happened, or the government will be all over you.  

Make 10,000 copies of the pictures, and 20,000 copies of the video that you took of the wreckage.  

Now, take most the pictures and videos, and dump them in several holes that span over a 20-30 mile radius from your house AND keep some (100) in your home (Just in case you get raided.  Then they\'ll think that they have all of it.)  Now, this is the tricky part.  You need to send the videos (IN PERSON) to your local news channel 1 MINUTE before airtime.  That way they can\'t edit the video.  If that story makes it through, then it\'s all in your hands.  Send off videos and pictures to as many TV news places as possible ALL around the country.

Now, all of the media will be at your house.  The hardest part is the bodies of the aliens.  Now that the media is at your house (and if you found some way to keep the bodies chilled), then you can show them.  There will be no way that the government can stop you now because the media from ALL over the country will be their.  Everyone will have had access to this information.

That is how you would have to do it.
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