Up with the Rebels and Down with the British !

Well it\'s soon to be the 4th of July and i decided to join the party with you soon to be drunken YANKS .

So how are you going to do it

Fireworks ?

Illeagal triple strenght moonshine ?

Blow up dolls and sheep ?

just how and where ?

soory i can get pissed with you lot seeing that i will be doing nightshift for this week.

Plus its Miss Money Pennys birthday on the 3rd so i should be recovering come the 4th.

anyhoooooooo

over to the good people of the USA.......

"Down with the British" - Yeah right you scottish kilt wearing haggis eater.

Heh just kidding, all in good fun.

I have the entire day planned.

First, I\'m going to watch The Patriot to get into the proper Pro-America, Anti-British mood.

Then we make ribeyes out of a herd of cattle and go swimming

Then we shoot bottle rockets at the neighbor\'s houses.

Then I invite ddaryl over for some cold Guiness Extra Stout.

Then we take turns detonating roman candles in Samwise\'s ass and take pictures.

Then we make a pile of Elton John, Oasis and Spice Girls albums and piss on them while singing the Star Spangled Banner.

Then I raise the American flag, prompting France to surrender, just in case.

Can\'t wait till Wednesday!

You and me both are in the same boat, Oh-Oh.  Difference with me is that I can climb up on a 50 foot perch and watch fireworks from every other community surrounding me.  Pretty cool, huh?

Anyway, what do the British do on 4th of July?  Get drunk and regail each other of tales of how we beat their asses twice?  I didn\'t forget 1812, did you??

USA!
USA!
USA!

Now, for my favorite American sentence:

WOOOOOOOO!

OH, SAY, CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT??

well so far i will just go where the day takes me

most likely it will take me to a bunch of alcohol chicks and fireworks - anyway sounds fun to me

Nothing like a few steaks on the grill and fire in the sky on the Fourth. As long as I get full and stuff gets blown up real good,  I feel like I\'ve celebrated.

Samwise will need an ice-water enema before that.

Was that you i saw defending Belgium on wwiionline?
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SynxXxRaine cam

Originally posted by Weltall
I have the entire day planned.

First, I\'m going to watch The Patriot to get into the proper Pro-America, Anti-British mood.

CRAP Film so here mate this will get you to hate US BRIT\'S Even more, with out the aid of a historically inacruate racist film (p.s. before you finger point i feal the same way about breaveheart, it should of shown the real history and not just Hollywood made up B.S.).

Ah Yank Bashing theres nothing more in the world than i like to do more, let the fun being.

To start with All Americans are as Thick as Pig S%^& and love sleeping with sheep most americans actually though that Europe was the capital of IRAQ .

You lot call the Atlantic ocean the great pond, well its not a pond it’s a moat to keep you inbreeds out of Europe thank God for that.

No wonder us Europens hate you soo much and act snooty to you when you come over to visit.

oh and onthe subject of the "War" remember your country wouldn\'t exsist if it wasn\'t for us SCOT\'s, over 50% of the Founding Fathers where Scottish you know.

So America Who\'s Your Daddy WHO\'S YOUR DADDY ?

it looks like its us SCOT\'s thats WHO !

They are the most hated nation on the planet due to the fact that they always think they are right even if they are wrong.

They clame thay have invented almost everything, but on closer inspection they just do what they always do steal other peoples idea\'s.

They also happen to be the fattest people on the planet, so in the event of an alien people eatting invasion the reat of the world will be safe for a good few years.

Poor Canada i feal soo sorry for them, but i supose its our fault as we sent the Puritans and the Guns over first .

oh and lest not forget their clames to be the peaceful country on the planet, what was that 2 nuclear bombs dropped on two Japanese citys when they could even fight anymore?

Yeah thats fair.

If i could travel back in time i would tell the British goverment "look its not worth it, in a few hundred or so years time it will be a S$%^ Heap !"

Originally posted by ooseven


Ah Yank Bashing theres nothing more in the world than i like to do more, let the fun being.

Yes there is. French bashing is much more fun.

To start with All Americans are as Thick as Pig S%^& and love sleeping with sheep most americans actually though that Europe was the capital of IRAQ .

Oh yeah? Well all British smell and eat crumpets and say wierd stuff like Smanky Darby and Dibbly Witmire Pudding Shamp and Blimey. And British all sleep with their cattle, which is how Mad Cow and Hoof&Mouth ravaged that little island.

You lot call the Atlantic ocean the great pond, well its not a pond it’s a moat to keep you inbreeds out of Europe thank God for that.

Nah, we have it there to keep you warmongering socialists out of America:)

No wonder us Europens hate you soo much and act snooty to you when you come over to visit.

Jealousy.

oh and onthe subject of the "War" remember your country wouldn\'t exsist if it wasn\'t for us SCOT\'s, over 50% of the Founding Fathers where Scottish you know.

And remember YOUR country wouldn\'t exist if we didn\'t save you from Uncle Adolf and the Dancing Panzers:D

So America Who\'s Your Daddy WHO\'S YOUR DADDY ?

George Washington, natch.

it looks like its us SCOT\'s thats WHO !

I\'ll believe that when McDonalds serves haggis:D

They are the most hated nation on the planet due to the fact that they always think they are right even if they are wrong.

We are the most hated nation on the planet because we are more prosperous and more powerful than anyone else could hope to be.

They clame thay have invented almost everything, but on closer inspection they just do what they always do steal other peoples idea\'s.

Okay, I\'ll let you off there.

They also happen to be the fattest people on the planet, so in the event of an alien people eatting invasion the reat of the world will be safe for a good few years.

What if the Aliens come looking to eat smelly people? God save the Queen:D

Poor Canada i feal soo sorry for them, but i supose its our fault as we sent the Puritans and the Guns over first .

I feel sorry for Canada too. All those French... eugh.

oh and lest not forget their clames to be the peaceful country on the planet, what was that 2 nuclear bombs dropped on two Japanese citys when they could even fight anymore?

This coming from someone who lives on the continent that has seen more wars than anyone can remember? "The Bloodiest continent in the world".

If i could travel back in time i would tell the British goverment "look its not worth it, in a few hundred or so years time it will be a S$%^ Heap !"

I\'m sure the Irish would appreciate it.

NOTE: This is all in good fun. I don\'t hate Europeans... okay, I DO hate the French:D. I am half British anyway, second-generation. I\'m just poking fun at ooseven, who by the way is a cool guy and gives real good sex.

my favorite thing to do on the 4th is burn british flags and smash beatles records