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Our friend, the coffee machine
« on: July 17, 2001, 10:10:54 AM »
I, like many college dorm-residing people, like to be resourseful when it comes to food.

I\'ve been in a dorm almost two yeasrs and I must say the most ioportant appliance is not the microwave, but the coffee machine.

Sure, a microwave can heat up a lot of stuff, but when it comes to liguids, nothing beats the coffeemachine.

What I make with a coffee machine:

coffee (duh)
tea
hot chocolate
Cup of moodle
Ramen (just stick the noodles in the pot, turn in it, add the flavor packet, and wullah!)
Steam to raise the humidity in my venus fly traps environment.

I just love my coffee machine!

What do you make with yours?

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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2001, 10:17:02 AM »
That black ugly liquid we all use to call \'coffee\'.

I only make it in emergency situations, such as when a very important and interesting program / movie comes in the middle of the night, and I wouldn\'t have the energy to stay up without coffee.

Or

I\'ve slept really bad and need something to refresh my mind and body. A cup of coffee helps - if I get it down my throat.

Kill me, but I prefer tea all over coffee. I just haven\'t gotten used to coffee - few of my friends just can\'t live without that black drink.
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2001, 02:10:08 PM »
I drink coffee everyday all day.


It\'s what keeps me this happy-go-lucky guy you all love.
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2001, 03:53:58 PM »
I prefer the extra kick that you get from a Bodem, and though it may not be as versatile as the old coffee maker stand-by, the quality of the outcome is unsurpassed, IMO. However, when it\'s really hot, much like it is today, nothing beats the quick fix of a refreshing Jolt Cola.
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2001, 05:02:59 PM »
I make coffee using moutain dew instead of water. I haven\'t slept in seven years.
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2001, 05:04:23 PM »
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I make coffee using moutain dew instead of water. I haven\'t slept in seven years.


Doesn\'t the sugar corrode the coffee machine?  How many have you gone through?  :D

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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2001, 05:06:51 PM »
I dunno, this one\'s lasted me three years. It looks wierd and tastes very strange. But drinking one cup is like getting kicked in the balls with a steeltoed workboot... without the obvious pain.
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2001, 05:11:26 PM »
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I dunno, this one\'s lasted me three years. It looks wierd and tastes very strange. But drinking one cup is like getting kicked in the balls with a steeltoed workboot... without the obvious pain.


Wow, I\'d be afraid of genetic defects or a low spem count or something.

I think I\'ll try that sometime.

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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2001, 07:14:22 PM »
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Wow, I\'d be afraid of genetic defects or a low spem count or something.

 


Sheesh. WelTall isn\'t worried about low sperm count. It isn\'t like him and Sammy are plannin\' on havin\' a kid anytime soon.

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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2001, 07:34:14 PM »
Says YOU.

Low sperm count doesn\'t bother me one bit. After all, all it takes is for one to win the race:D
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2001, 07:39:03 PM »
Is samwise a female?
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