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Author Topic: "Ignore your teeth, and they\'ll go away."  (Read 763 times)

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"Ignore your teeth, and they\'ll go away."
« on: July 22, 2001, 08:04:17 PM »
The Onion presents:

Dental-Hygiene Tips
 
As the old saying goes, "Ignore your teeth, and they\'ll go away." Here are some helpful hints for keeping that smile bright and healthy for years to come:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3724/dental_hygiene_tips.html

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Chipped a tooth!

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"Ignore your teeth, and they\'ll go away."
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2001, 12:19:18 AM »
pretty funny, only a few had me actually laugh

"Brushing should always be done up and down, not with violent stabbing motions. "

geeeeehehehe

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"Ignore your teeth, and they\'ll go away."
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2001, 01:10:02 AM »
i must admit, when I saw the link was from the onion, i was expecting a little higher quality, they\'ve definitely done better in their day
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

 

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