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Offline Liquid Wesker
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« on: November 07, 2001, 10:08:24 PM »
damn the guy looks like the ****ing ugliest geek in the world.  If I was him n had so much money I\'d spend some money on a makeover, get a new hair cut, corrective eye sergery or contacts/new glasses, getting into shape.  or it might just take a billion dollar surgery or something.

but I guess he doesnt give a **** cuz he can get chicks just by giving them money anyways
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2001, 03:00:56 AM »
i would turn Mriosoft HQ into a maggot farm.............

Just for the HELL OF IT !

Also i would pay very good money to get George W Bush to bark like a dog and pi$$ on Al Gores leg.
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2001, 08:24:59 AM »
Hmmm, if i was him i would get into shape, buy a nice island, get 365 girls, and enjoy the end of the world :D
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2001, 12:12:24 PM »
you would think a guy with 90 billion dollers could do anything he want, well i guess a good hair cut costs 91 billion dollers
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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2001, 12:28:03 PM »
You all have class envy!

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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2001, 02:46:56 PM »
I would not recommend the surgery for Mr. Gates.  Remember what happened to Michael Jackson...  The good thing about being a billionaire is that you DON\'T HAVE TO look like anything special if you don\'t want to.  I think Gates should buy an country like the Sultan of Brunei did, import a staff of women to run the palace, and kick back in his own zero tax paradise.

What am I talking about????  He\'s probably already done this.  IF you did it, would you let anyone know about it?  Probably the Bill Gates we all know is just a replacement android left in charge of Microsoft while the real Gates explores the solar system in his space cruiser. :)
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2001, 05:25:50 PM »
Anyone who replied with a real comment to this thread is gay. Why would you care what another man looks like? Why are you so obsessed with what he should do?
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2001, 06:18:32 PM »
I would kill myself!


I mean.. Who would want to look like that?
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2001, 11:26:51 PM »
Simply put, people are jealous, so they attack him for looking like a "dork".
Its quite immature and stupid.
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2001, 03:54:18 AM »
Who would be the last person sitting down at a school dance?

Randy Johnson
Bill Gates
Michael Jackson
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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2001, 07:32:55 AM »
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Simply put, people are jealous, so they attack him for looking like a "dork".
Its quite immature and stupid.
Hey, I thought my comments were very well-reasoned. :D
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