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Offline luckee
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A funny pt.12
« on: November 16, 2001, 06:40:03 AM »
Just in case you ever had gotten the two mixed up, this should make
                          things a bit clearer for you . . .

                          IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
                          AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

                          IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
                          AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
                          it.

                          IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
                          AT WORK... you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
                          IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
                          AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the
                          doors
                          for yourself.

                          IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
                          AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

                          IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
                          AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

                          IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.
                          AT WORK... you can\'t even speak to your family.
                          IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
                          required.
                          AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
                          they
                          deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

                          IN PRISON... you spend most of your life looking through bars from
                          inside wanting to get out.
                          AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
                          inside
                          bars.

                          IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
                          AT WORK... they are called managers.

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A funny pt.12
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2001, 06:50:10 AM »
so your sayin\' that to ta prison is better than goin\' to work?

well, at least you get to buy whatever you want if you work and screw whoever you want :cool:  oh maybe not that.
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