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Offline Kwitset
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Problem with my X-Box!
« on: November 25, 2001, 01:03:55 PM »
The other day i was playing my X-Box and i accidently dropped it in the bathtub and now when i turn it on sparks fly out the back what do i do!     :sconf:

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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2001, 01:39:44 PM »
Get yourself some clay, and mold an exact replica of your xbox 1:16 scale.  chip off a tiny piece of plastic from the corner of your xbox and center it in the center of your replica.

Now, take a 2 & 3/4" pin and shove it violently into your replica while chanting:

"Setag llib evres yldalg i."

Then, FexEx your xbox to yourself, using 2-Day Air service, if available.

When it arrives set the box on fire, and remove your xbox from the charred remains just before it cools to room temperature.

Quckly, while it\'s still warm, put it in your pants, spin counter-clockwise 9 times, while chanting:

"Setag llib rof gninihtyna od lliw i."

Lastly, plug your xbox back in, put in your favorite game, and enjoy.

Trust me, this works.
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2001, 01:59:55 PM »
what fool plays with an xbox near a bathtub?
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2001, 04:06:13 PM »
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what fool plays with an xbox near a bathtub?
me..:cool:
.... take the skin and peel and back...

now doesn\'t it make you feel better?

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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2001, 04:07:57 PM »
Dude what were you doing? Taking a bublebath with your x-box? Lemme guess you 2 were celibrating it\'s 1 week after being purchased. Your a smooth one Kwitset........... :thepimp:
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2001, 04:30:54 PM »
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Dude what were you doing? Taking a bublebath with your x-box? Lemme guess you 2 were celibrating it\'s 1 week after being purchased. Your a smooth one Kwitset........... :thepimp:
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.... take the skin and peel and back...

now doesn\'t it make you feel better?

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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2001, 11:50:31 PM »
actually he is just joking because i remember he said the samething when he got a PS2 - i guess he is just being himself - stupid j.k :p
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2001, 12:04:50 AM »
Just a pitty that  Kwitset  wasn\'t in the tub when he drppped it in

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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2001, 12:45:12 AM »
Kwitset playing the Xbox while taking a bath isn\'t that wierd.  I make toast while I\'m taking a bath. ;)
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2001, 04:35:40 AM »
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The other day i was playing my X-Box and i accidently dropped it in the bathtub and now when i turn it on sparks fly out the back what do i do!     :sconf:


blahblah returned !

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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2001, 05:08:23 AM »
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blahblah returned !


but that fool has already been back once before

he went from Blahblah to BlahBlah Returns ?

so what do we call him now ?

the revenge of Blahblah returns ?



why have i just gone crosseyed ?
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2001, 05:36:06 AM »
hahah yeah right how moronic you said the same thing when you got your ps2

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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2001, 12:05:53 PM »
Actually I dont even have an X-Box.  I plan on posting this thread every time a new game sytem comes out. :D

Coming in 2005: Problem with my PS3! :D

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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2001, 11:49:10 AM »
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The other day i was playing my X-Box and i accidently dropped it in the bathtub and now when i turn it on sparks fly out the back what do i do!     :sconf:


was this supposed to be funny.. it was more like a lame post, just like my lame reply. thx for ruining my life.

 

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