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Offline KillaX
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« on: November 28, 2001, 04:42:50 PM »
To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity.......
>
> 1. AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR                   PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON AND
> POINT A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.
> 2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON\'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.
> 3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY
> WANT FRIES WITH THAT.
> 4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN".
> 5. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS.  ONCE EVERYONE
> HAS GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO ESPRESSO.
> 6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS."
> 7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY."
> 8. DON\'T USE ANY PUNCTUATION
> 9. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.
> 10. ASK PEOPLE WHAT SEX THEY ARE. LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AFTER THEY ANSWER.
> 11. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH ORDER IS TO GO."
> 12. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA.
> 13. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON\'T RHYME.
> 14. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA. PLAY A TAPE OF JUNGLE
> SOUNDS ALL DAY.
> 15. FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU CAN\'T ATTEND THEIR PARTY
> BECAUSE YOU\'RE NOT IN THE MOOD.
> 16. HAVE YOUR CO-WORKERS ADDRESS YOU BY YOUR WRESTLING NAME, ROCK HARD.
> 17. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON!, I WON!, 3RD TIME
> THIS WEEK!!!!!"
> 18. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING
> "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY\'RE LOOSE!!"
> 19. TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER. "DUE TO THE ECONOMY, WE ARE GOING TO
> HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO."

> AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY.......
>
> 20. SEND THIS E-MAIL TO SOMEONE TO MAKE THEM SMILE
>
Sorry about the caps...it was a copy and paste job........
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2001, 04:58:18 PM »
Funny stuff.:laughing:
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2001, 05:12:46 PM »
Hilarious.:D
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2001, 05:23:29 PM »
I love number 17, i gotta try that!:D
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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2001, 05:59:05 PM »
I laughed my ass off lol! This is good stuff.:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2001, 06:01:36 PM »
I\'ve done number 2 before. Yes, I got a few wierd looks, but it was funny.
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2001, 06:04:11 PM »
hahah..good stuff man!!
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2001, 06:06:56 PM »
I want to do some more of these now though. Like #18 - runnning out of the zoo. And #1
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2001, 06:25:04 PM »
my cousion from Michigan (Ann Arbor...Lost to Ohio State...cough....lost....) sent it to me...I am thining of doing the drive through one tomorrow sice I go out to lunch on thursdays.



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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2001, 06:32:41 PM »
But its Thursday today :):rolleyes:
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2001, 06:35:43 PM »
:laughing: Funny stuff.
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2001, 09:09:34 PM »
heheh i like no 6

might have to start doing that one

it would be pretty funny when i make deposits and when other people i write checks for make - specially paying some bills lol
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2001, 09:51:19 PM »
I like the sexual favor on the check thing, that was pretty funny..

So was the intercom. :) :laughing:
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