I heard this one at wotk today and its a good one.
George Bush and Tony Blair is sitting in a bar and talks.
A customer comes in and see the two guys, and he goes to them and asks:
- what are you guys doing here?
- We are planning World War III, says Bush
- Ohhh, and what is the plans?
- We are planning to kill 14 million muslims and a IT-boss, says Blair
- What?!? Why the hell would you want to kill a IT-boss?!?
Now Blair smiles and replays to Bush:
- Haa, I told you!! Nobody would ask about the muslims!
I really apologize if there is any muslims on this board.